my knees still haven't recovered
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
my knees still haven't recovered
A bird stayed right by its friend's side after it slammed into a window, refusing to leave until it recovered.
September 24, 2026 at 6:11 AM
A bird stayed right by its friend's side after it slammed into a window, refusing to leave until it recovered.
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Report Finds Majority Of Fumbles Recovered Within First 48 Hours http://theonion.com/report-finds-majority-of-fumbles-recovered-within-first-48-hours/
Recovered from the flu 🤒
March 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Recovered from the flu 🤒
another recovered one from my ipad!
September 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
another recovered one from my ipad!
recovered my password
September 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
recovered my password
She still hasn’t recovered from someone giving her a handshake a few weeks back
She backed down from Jasmine Crockett pretty fast on this one.
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
She still hasn’t recovered from someone giving her a handshake a few weeks back
Well well well look who’s recovered her password
November 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Well well well look who’s recovered her password
Hah I used to, but I’ve recovered
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hah I used to, but I’ve recovered
OH MAN NORTHWESTERN ALMOST RECOVERED IT
September 26, 2026 at 3:33 AM
OH MAN NORTHWESTERN ALMOST RECOVERED IT
I dont know about yall but I still haven't recovered from 2020 and I can't believe we have to do this shit again lol
December 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I dont know about yall but I still haven't recovered from 2020 and I can't believe we have to do this shit again lol
April 14, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It’s genuinely impressive how this site has recovered after the drop in users caused by the Bluesky Strangler
November 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
It’s genuinely impressive how this site has recovered after the drop in users caused by the Bluesky Strangler
Gizmo recovered. Now earless but also Cancerless <3 I love my little idiot Seal
March 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Gizmo recovered. Now earless but also Cancerless <3 I love my little idiot Seal
Only a fucking monster would say this as bodies are being recovered.
January 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Only a fucking monster would say this as bodies are being recovered.
Has MAGA recovered from the trauma of someone singing in Spanish at a football game?
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Has MAGA recovered from the trauma of someone singing in Spanish at a football game?
10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
10th boat blown up in the Caribbean.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
6 people dead this time.
Not a single arrest made.
Not an ounce recovered.
Not a shred of evidence provided.
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
March 17, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.
Fully recovered. Time to keep going.
March 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Fully recovered. Time to keep going.
Some costs can't be recovered. Some gestures you can't take back. Some songs you can never sing again.
September 23, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Some costs can't be recovered. Some gestures you can't take back. Some songs you can never sing again.
Mia update - she has her appetite back and appears to be largely recovered. Currently very happy doing cat things
August 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Mia update - she has her appetite back and appears to be largely recovered. Currently very happy doing cat things
Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.
May 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.
October 17, 2024 at 4:30 PM