November 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Star Wars A New Hope
November 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Star Wars A New Hope
Good night Bluesky.
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November 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Good night Bluesky.
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social You once defeated the Empire a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away — and now you’ve helped do it in real life, sir! ☺️
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November 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social You once defeated the Empire a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away — and now you’ve helped do it in real life, sir! ☺️
It was either him or @markhamillofficial.bsky.social again. 🤷
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November 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
It was either him or @markhamillofficial.bsky.social again. 🤷
Star Wars. It was always anti-fascist.
And lol at all the Twitter chuds who legitimately thought their Anakin Skywalker memes would win it for them.
And lol at all the Twitter chuds who legitimately thought their Anakin Skywalker memes would win it for them.
November 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Star Wars. It was always anti-fascist.
And lol at all the Twitter chuds who legitimately thought their Anakin Skywalker memes would win it for them.
And lol at all the Twitter chuds who legitimately thought their Anakin Skywalker memes would win it for them.
5) he dies, along with…well…mostly everyone
But a few days later a young kid named Luke Skywalker uses those plans fly an X wing down a goddamn canyon and fires a fucking proton torpedo down the shaft that Eryso and Co died for. Thus beginning the end of the Empire…
But a few days later a young kid named Luke Skywalker uses those plans fly an X wing down a goddamn canyon and fires a fucking proton torpedo down the shaft that Eryso and Co died for. Thus beginning the end of the Empire…
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November 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
5) he dies, along with…well…mostly everyone
But a few days later a young kid named Luke Skywalker uses those plans fly an X wing down a goddamn canyon and fires a fucking proton torpedo down the shaft that Eryso and Co died for. Thus beginning the end of the Empire…
But a few days later a young kid named Luke Skywalker uses those plans fly an X wing down a goddamn canyon and fires a fucking proton torpedo down the shaft that Eryso and Co died for. Thus beginning the end of the Empire…
So blowing up the Death Star feels like this….
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November 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
So blowing up the Death Star feels like this….
How I feel voting today with all this Anakin discourse
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November 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
How I feel voting today with all this Anakin discourse
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Tonight this happened 50
times across occupied AmeriKKKa including here in #Texas where we voted a ground swell into a #BlueTsunami 💙 #Gina #James #AllOfUs Cue up the original John Williams Ewok Celebration Theme!! 🎶 Nyub! Nyub! 🎶
times across occupied AmeriKKKa including here in #Texas where we voted a ground swell into a #BlueTsunami 💙 #Gina #James #AllOfUs Cue up the original John Williams Ewok Celebration Theme!! 🎶 Nyub! Nyub! 🎶
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November 4, 2026 at 6:31 AM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Tonight this happened 50
times across occupied AmeriKKKa including here in #Texas where we voted a ground swell into a #BlueTsunami 💙 #Gina #James #AllOfUs Cue up the original John Williams Ewok Celebration Theme!! 🎶 Nyub! Nyub! 🎶
times across occupied AmeriKKKa including here in #Texas where we voted a ground swell into a #BlueTsunami 💙 #Gina #James #AllOfUs Cue up the original John Williams Ewok Celebration Theme!! 🎶 Nyub! Nyub! 🎶
Latest polling update:
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November 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Latest polling update:
Suck on this meme, Elon!!
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November 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Suck on this meme, Elon!!
Tonight. The resistance won. 
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November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Tonight. The resistance won. 
One would think that after a space battle, as after a sea battle, there would be a sweep for survivors.
Kind of a moot point for Porkins, given the blast radius of the death star.
Kind of a moot point for Porkins, given the blast radius of the death star.
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Skywalker pilots his x wing down the target vector of the death star, body clenching as he takes the shot on the exhaust vent, then arching as his shot goes home.
The ensuing explosion engulfs a huge section of space. And the only combatants left are those who fled the blast.
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November 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One would think that after a space battle, as after a sea battle, there would be a sweep for survivors.
Kind of a moot point for Porkins, given the blast radius of the death star.
Kind of a moot point for Porkins, given the blast radius of the death star.
One shot. Use your Force.
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#VoteBlue #BlueTsunami
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#VoteBlue #BlueTsunami
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November 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
One shot. Use your Force.
🌊 🌊 🌊🌊🌊 🌊🌊🌊 🌊🌊🌊
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊🌊🌊
🌊🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊
🌊 🌊🌊🌊 🌊 🌊🌊🌊
#VoteBlue #BlueTsunami
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#VoteBlue #BlueTsunami
Stay on target….
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October 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Stay on target….
for anyone who accepts those privileges and authority to pretend their choice does not make them an embodiment of state power.
Were the Jedis/Rebels terrorists for blowing up the Death Star? Nope. They destroyed weapons used to commit genocide, and Death Star staff/security were not civilians.
Were the Jedis/Rebels terrorists for blowing up the Death Star? Nope. They destroyed weapons used to commit genocide, and Death Star staff/security were not civilians.
Luke Red5
Alt: Luke Red5 shooting into the vent of the Death Star, and it exploding.
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October 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
for anyone who accepts those privileges and authority to pretend their choice does not make them an embodiment of state power.
Were the Jedis/Rebels terrorists for blowing up the Death Star? Nope. They destroyed weapons used to commit genocide, and Death Star staff/security were not civilians.
Were the Jedis/Rebels terrorists for blowing up the Death Star? Nope. They destroyed weapons used to commit genocide, and Death Star staff/security were not civilians.
Share an image you can hear! 🖤
October 20, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Share an image you can hear! 🖤