Chainsaw regret.
July 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Chainsaw regret.
America’s favorite game show: “Wheel of Regret.”
September 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
America’s favorite game show: “Wheel of Regret.”
I regret to inform you that ackman is at it again
June 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I regret to inform you that ackman is at it again
Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?
February 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Does the Times regret its contributions to those attacks?
"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?"
"No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
"No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
April 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?"
"No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
"No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
I regret posting
February 8, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I regret posting
"Peace & prosperity" update: We regret to inform you…
June 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"Peace & prosperity" update: We regret to inform you…
If all these rich men "regret" their time with Epstein then why didn't they announce prior to the release of the files that their names would be part of the collection? Why didn't they self-report? The answer is they are not sorry and have no regret. They are sorry and regret they got caught.
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If all these rich men "regret" their time with Epstein then why didn't they announce prior to the release of the files that their names would be part of the collection? Why didn't they self-report? The answer is they are not sorry and have no regret. They are sorry and regret they got caught.
i regret nothing
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i regret nothing
Folks: we regret to inform you that Susan Collins is "concerned"
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Folks: we regret to inform you that Susan Collins is "concerned"
I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.
I’ll never regret voting for her.
January 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’ll never regret voting for her.
Kamala Harris warned everyone.
Hillary Clinton warned everyone.
I’ll never regret voting for them.
Hillary Clinton warned everyone.
I’ll never regret voting for them.
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Kamala Harris warned everyone.
Hillary Clinton warned everyone.
I’ll never regret voting for them.
Hillary Clinton warned everyone.
I’ll never regret voting for them.
I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary.
March 15, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary.
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
March 25, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.
I regret to inform you that this is me
March 22, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I regret to inform you that this is me
I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.
i regret to inform you that i have not been raptured
September 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i regret to inform you that i have not been raptured
Regret (part one)
July 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Regret (part one)
I deeply regret giving your president a mouth.
February 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I deeply regret giving your president a mouth.
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’
April 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Bondi: ‘My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims’