My New Year’s Resolution.
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
My New Year’s Resolution.
What’s yours?
What’s yours?
Someone should introduce a resolution banning fake boobs from Capitol restrooms
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Someone should introduce a resolution banning fake boobs from Capitol restrooms
The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
Pluto's moon, Charon, at highest resolution so far captured by NASA
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Pluto's moon, Charon, at highest resolution so far captured by NASA
I've got only one resolution. Stay focused.
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I've got only one resolution. Stay focused.
Thinking about low res pikachu.
March 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Thinking about low res pikachu.
I’m voting NO on the terrible GOP resolution.
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m voting NO on the terrible GOP resolution.
Oh, no. Not a formal resolution.
Senate Democrats ready formal resolution to condemn Trump's pardons of Jan. 6 defendants
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Senate Democrats ready formal resolution to condemn Trump's pardons of Jan. 6 defendants
In one of President Trump's first executive actions, he pardoned roughly 1,500 people charged in connection to the Jan. 6, 2021, attack.
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January 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh, no. Not a formal resolution.
Thanedar: The form of the resolution is as follows:
House resolution 353, impeaching Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors
House resolution 353, impeaching Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors
May 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thanedar: The form of the resolution is as follows:
House resolution 353, impeaching Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors
House resolution 353, impeaching Donald John Trump for high crimes and misdemeanors
He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.
April 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
He still needs to be removed from office. A war powers resolution will not suffice. He circumvented Congress to start the war. He circumvented them on tariffs and appropriations. Why anyone thinks he'd adhere to a Congressional war powers resolution is beyond me.
Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla
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June 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla
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July 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
No votes on ANYTHING untill we vote on the War Powers Resolution.
February 28, 2026 at 5:59 PM
No votes on ANYTHING untill we vote on the War Powers Resolution.
If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
Nancy Pelosi urges Democratic senators to go against Schumer and vote NO on the Continuing Resolution.
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Nancy Pelosi urges Democratic senators to go against Schumer and vote NO on the Continuing Resolution.
BREAKING: Rep. Massie (R-KY) brings forward a resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth for high crimes and misdemeanors
September 15, 2026 at 4:52 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Massie (R-KY) brings forward a resolution to impeach Pete Hegseth for high crimes and misdemeanors
McGovern: He's calling his own supporters stupid for believing the things he told them. And you are deeming adoption of a bullshit resolution on Epstein that does nothing. This resolution does not have the force of law.
July 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
McGovern: He's calling his own supporters stupid for believing the things he told them. And you are deeming adoption of a bullshit resolution on Epstein that does nothing. This resolution does not have the force of law.
my new year resolution is to draw more Mariko
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my new year resolution is to draw more Mariko
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
January 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.
My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 88 co-sponsors! (You can view the full list at: congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-joint-resolution/122)
I won’t stop fighting to get it across the finish line.
I won’t stop fighting to get it across the finish line.
July 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
My resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to overturn the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision now has 88 co-sponsors! (You can view the full list at: congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-joint-resolution/122)
I won’t stop fighting to get it across the finish line.
I won’t stop fighting to get it across the finish line.
Jeffries calls for Mike Johnson to immediately reconvene the House to take up a war powers resolution
April 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Jeffries calls for Mike Johnson to immediately reconvene the House to take up a war powers resolution