The most probable result of the SAVE Act's passage:
February 28, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The most probable result of the SAVE Act's passage:
Cutting Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security will result in people dying.
Cutting medical research and funding will result in people dying.
Cutting foreign aid, FEMA and NOAA will result in people dying.
A few cars on fire is considered violence, but somehow the rest isn’t.
Cutting medical research and funding will result in people dying.
Cutting foreign aid, FEMA and NOAA will result in people dying.
A few cars on fire is considered violence, but somehow the rest isn’t.
March 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cutting Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security will result in people dying.
Cutting medical research and funding will result in people dying.
Cutting foreign aid, FEMA and NOAA will result in people dying.
A few cars on fire is considered violence, but somehow the rest isn’t.
Cutting medical research and funding will result in people dying.
Cutting foreign aid, FEMA and NOAA will result in people dying.
A few cars on fire is considered violence, but somehow the rest isn’t.
Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"
June 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Walz announces that Rep. Melissa Hortman is dead as a result of a "politically motivated assassination"
This was the right result. Go Eagles!
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This was the right result. Go Eagles!
@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark.
“The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings
“The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@msnbc.com reporter at the 1:15 mark.
“The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings
“The chaos you’re seeing is not the result of peaceful protestors, it’s the result of actions of law enforcement, specifically the Los Angeles sheriff’s department.” #nokings
GUYS I JUST GOT MY FINAL RESULT AND I AM A DOCTOR OFFICIALLY 🥺
IMMA CRYY
IMMA CRYY
January 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
GUYS I JUST GOT MY FINAL RESULT AND I AM A DOCTOR OFFICIALLY 🥺
IMMA CRYY
IMMA CRYY
January 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It was Count Binface’s best-ever result at a parliamentary election.
August 14, 2026 at 7:42 AM
It was Count Binface’s best-ever result at a parliamentary election.
An Orc Office Lady. I like the result.
June 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
An Orc Office Lady. I like the result.
even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them
ORBÁN CONCEDED
April 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
2010 Google top result: the website you’re looking for
2018 Google top result: an ad related to the website you’re looking for
2024 Google top result: a computer tells you that Snoop Dogg is the President
2018 Google top result: an ad related to the website you’re looking for
2024 Google top result: a computer tells you that Snoop Dogg is the President
I cannot get over how indifferent people are to AI's inability to deliver reliable information. Stop giving these things responsibility for telling people stuff!
May 16, 2024 at 7:30 PM
2010 Google top result: the website you’re looking for
2018 Google top result: an ad related to the website you’re looking for
2024 Google top result: a computer tells you that Snoop Dogg is the President
2018 Google top result: an ad related to the website you’re looking for
2024 Google top result: a computer tells you that Snoop Dogg is the President
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive https://theonion.com/new-clearblue-test-comes-with-flight-voucher-in-case-result-positive/
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive https://theonion.com/new-clearblue-test-comes-with-flight-voucher-in-case-result-positive/
Historians Reveal Terra-Cotta Army Result Of Perfectionist Sculptor Screwing Up Soldier Statue Thousands Of Times https://theonion.com/historians-reveal-terra-cotta-army-result-of-perfection-1846260221/
August 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Historians Reveal Terra-Cotta Army Result Of Perfectionist Sculptor Screwing Up Soldier Statue Thousands Of Times https://theonion.com/historians-reveal-terra-cotta-army-result-of-perfection-1846260221/
“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..”
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
July 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“.. traffic has dropped by only a single percentage point as a result of leaving Twitter ..”
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
@niemanreports.org #Hellsite
niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
"Amazing result for Plaid Cymru, so here's a guest from Reform anyway..."
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
"Amazing result for Plaid Cymru, so here's a guest from Reform anyway..."
This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
A great deal of our problems result from not holding those who tried to destroy our democracy accountable for their actions.
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A great deal of our problems result from not holding those who tried to destroy our democracy accountable for their actions.
RESULT: Darializa Avila Chevalier, a challenger backed by New York's left, has ousted Rep. Adriano Espaillat.
An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.
An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.
June 24, 2026 at 2:09 AM
RESULT: Darializa Avila Chevalier, a challenger backed by New York's left, has ousted Rep. Adriano Espaillat.
An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.
An earthquake result, which means all 3 congressional candidates backed by Mamdani have won: Chevalier, Brad Lander, and Claire Valdez.
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Tesla Cybertrucks are being mistaken for trash dumpsters by raccoons, and they’re getting thrashed as a result. Honest mistake. 🤣