JK reveals herself here. Deplorable.
December 30, 2024 at 8:53 PM
JK reveals herself here. Deplorable.
Upsidedown logo reveals the truth
March 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Upsidedown logo reveals the truth
Leaked audio reveals 😎 🎸 🏄♂️
Nebraska independent U.S. Senate contender Dan Osborn, backed by Democrats, was heard saying on leaked tapes that Trump supporters have lives that “probably suck."
Democrats Backed an Independent in Nebraska. Leaked Tapes Make Him a Risky Bet.
Independent U.S. Senate candidate Dan Osborn was heard saying Trump supporters have lives that “probably suck.”
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September 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Leaked audio reveals 😎 🎸 🏄♂️
Apparently we’re doing bookcase reveals?
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Apparently we’re doing bookcase reveals?
Blockbuster new Epstein reveals tonight.
Chuck:
Chuck:
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Blockbuster new Epstein reveals tonight.
Chuck:
Chuck:
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
So Lindsey Graham is really dead?
July 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
The White House reveals their new logo.
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The White House reveals their new logo.
Oh, dear. When careless punctuation reveals the truth.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Oh, dear. When careless punctuation reveals the truth.
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The need to silence your critics only reveals how weak and fragile you are.
God Reveals Jerusalem Actually Only 87th Holiest Site On Earth
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February 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
God Reveals Jerusalem Actually Only 87th Holiest Site On Earth
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.
September 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.
YouTube's play button reveals wannabe Nazis.
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
YouTube's play button reveals wannabe Nazis.
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/
September 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://theonion.com/report-reveals-jesus-christ-may-have-benefited-from-fat-1833717521/
Hope and strength to Carly Simon as she navigates these health challenges.
Carly Simon reveals Parkinson's diagnosis
The singer also reveals she has received treatment for skin cancer, but vows to keep singing.
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July 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Hope and strength to Carly Simon as she navigates these health challenges.
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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July 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
New Evidence Reveals Ancient Greeks Immediately Regretted Inventing Theater
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ROSÉ reveals she will announce something tomorrow.
September 30, 2024 at 8:12 PM
ROSÉ reveals she will announce something tomorrow.
every single thing hegseth says in public reveals a bottomless pit of insecurity
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
every single thing hegseth says in public reveals a bottomless pit of insecurity
Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cadavers To Properly Draw Jon theonion.com/jim-dav...
July 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cadavers To Properly Draw Jon theonion.com/jim-dav...
Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Barry Bonds Reveals Asterisk Has Spread Throughout Body