#Rfk
RFK Jr
March 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
RFK Jr
March 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The RFK, jr effect.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
💯 RFK Jr. approved!
March 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
April 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
theonion.com/sweating-rfk...
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Who is his source, RFK Jr?
July 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
RFK Jr. is NOT a health expert.
March 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RFK jr should resign
RFK Jr. asked the National Institute of Health to dedicate $5 billion (!) to finding a link between vaccines and autism. "That would have dedicated more than a tenth of the NIH’s annual budget to investigating a hypothesis already refuted by scientists worldwide."
Inside RFK Jr.’s push to dismantle decades of U.S. vaccine policy
Insider accounts reveal the scale of the health secretary's ambitions to curb childhood immunizations and unearth a link between vaccines and autism.
www.reuters.com
July 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
RFK Jr. is dangerous.
RFK Jr. Slammed After Falsely Claiming Measles Vaccine Contains 'Aborted Fetus Debris'
Dangerous and deranged.
www.comicsands.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
*RFK

Dammit
September 25, 2026 at 2:08 PM
RFK Jr just caught dinner.
May 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
RFK Jr and Statistics:
May 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
October 12, 2024 at 5:12 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
it's molting season for RFK Jr
These jeans have been on my neighbor’s lawn for 3 days
February 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
rfk jr wants you dead
“According to an email obtained by The New York Times, H.H.S. intends to revise its web pages to include statements like ‘The decision to vaccinate is a personal one’ and ‘People should also be informed about the potential adverse events associated with vaccines’” www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/h...
The Many Ways Kennedy Is Already Undermining Vaccines
The health secretary has chipped away at the idea that immunizing children against measles and other diseases is a public health good.
www.nytimes.com
April 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
March 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
RFK Jr. is a danger at HHS.
January 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Wow RFK Jr. just perjured himself on live tv
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM