Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
Pumpkin risotto sirloin and veggies
September 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Pumpkin risotto sirloin and veggies
Guys… I’m crying over a risotto… I’m so happy to be eating this risotto… Am i fine… hdjfhd😭
December 30, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Guys… I’m crying over a risotto… I’m so happy to be eating this risotto… Am i fine… hdjfhd😭
I made risotto and scallops. ☺️
July 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I made risotto and scallops. ☺️
and that's how you make a perfect risotto
September 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
and that's how you make a perfect risotto
Salmon Risotto at The Bebedero - Photographed July 20, 2023, in Charlottesville, Virginia. 📷
#food #foodie #thebebedero
#food #foodie #thebebedero
September 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Salmon Risotto at The Bebedero - Photographed July 20, 2023, in Charlottesville, Virginia. 📷
#food #foodie #thebebedero
#food #foodie #thebebedero
One time ChatGPT told me you can make risotto with orange juice
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
One time ChatGPT told me you can make risotto with orange juice
It’s motherfucking risotto time winners!
September 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
It’s motherfucking risotto time winners!
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
April 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
risotto is short for charismaotto
March 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
risotto is short for charismaotto
Smoked fish risotto for dinner.
September 27, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Smoked fish risotto for dinner.
i made my first risotto and it is so beautiful and perfect
March 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
i made my first risotto and it is so beautiful and perfect
"I've made a vegetable risotto," my mum announced, "with chorizo and kabanos"
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"I've made a vegetable risotto," my mum announced, "with chorizo and kabanos"
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
documenting my waist before i consume a 1k cal serving of risotto later
March 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
documenting my waist before i consume a 1k cal serving of risotto later
“Malware burned my risotto” is not a zero probability event
Bought a Samsung stove. F*cking hate it. Can't change the clock without downloading the app, creating an account, linking it to the wifi, keeping it updated and logging in regularly.
It will never have the correct time.
It will never have the correct time.
June 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
“Malware burned my risotto” is not a zero probability event
the fuck is this
January 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the fuck is this
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
December 25, 2024 at 9:01 PM
twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring. the risotto was ruined
chopped cheese burger and risotto
September 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
chopped cheese burger and risotto
entering my risotto era
March 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
entering my risotto era
made a big pot of Italian sausage and sun dried tomato risotto for the weekend
August 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
made a big pot of Italian sausage and sun dried tomato risotto for the weekend
contemplating an act of unfathomable hubris (trying once again to make risotto)
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM
contemplating an act of unfathomable hubris (trying once again to make risotto)
素晴らしい美味を堪能しました
本日の🍽️
ミラノ風リゾット
Risotto alla milanese
本日の🍽️
ミラノ風リゾット
Risotto alla milanese
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
素晴らしい美味を堪能しました
本日の🍽️
ミラノ風リゾット
Risotto alla milanese
本日の🍽️
ミラノ風リゾット
Risotto alla milanese
Risotto with bacon, garden tomatoes and thyme.
September 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Risotto with bacon, garden tomatoes and thyme.