Incredible update: "This article was updated to note that CNN reports there were at least four party balloons shot down by DOD, not just one."
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Mexican Cartel 'Drones' Near El Paso Airspace Were Actually Party Balloons: Report
FAA initially ordered the closure of airspace over El Paso for 10 days before backtracking.
gizmodo.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Hardest part: finding a protocol to use for this joke (SAML fans pls don't kill me)
![Arrested Development "I love all my children equally" meme with Lucille Bluth, edited. Top panel: Lucille says "I love all my protocols equally," with "protocols" swapped in in yellow. Bottom panel: Lucille says "[Earlier that day] I don't care for SAML," with "SAML" swapped in in yellow.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r2vpg2iszskbkegoldmqa322/bafkreihbvurzirxkotyh7bxkjht5tjqml6ax2p6as42g6xhgnasenmhkoy)
September 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Hardest part: finding a protocol to use for this joke (SAML fans pls don't kill me)
god damn it I deleted one of the posts in this thread and it broke the whole thread. picks up here bsky.app/profile/saml...
YT spox told me they want to be clear on why creators were banned. it's the links out to other site that contain "sexually gratifying" content, not their content ON YOUTUBE. I had some follow up questions:
July 31, 2026 at 7:10 PM
god damn it I deleted one of the posts in this thread and it broke the whole thread. picks up here bsky.app/profile/saml...
brain-poisoned in to thinking SAML stands for "SAML aint markup language"
June 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
brain-poisoned in to thinking SAML stands for "SAML aint markup language"
Eventually, yeah. It is written.
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Michael Bradley for USMNT head coach?
February 22, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Eventually, yeah. It is written.
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What is happening here?? Either go all the way with the tongue in cheek approach or just do serious reporting. Combining the two in this media and political ecosystem is irresponsible.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I cannot emphasize enough that if they dismantle federal hazard agencies, warning systems, and emergency management disaster death tolls will increase.
We can very easily lose the ground we have spent decades gaining.
We can very easily lose the ground we have spent decades gaining.
Or that the country's deadliest hurricane, 1900 Gavelston a hurricane was in part so deadly because US weather forecasters were racist. Hurricanes have gotten less deadly even as more of us live on the coast because of accurate weather forecasting
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I fear some of you are still not quite understanding that the purpose of DOGE is not actually to make the federal government more efficient, it's to privatize what they can make money off of and then dismantle the rest.
March 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
You might have noticed that the recent SAML writeups omit some crucial details. In "SAML roulette: the hacker always wins", we share everything you need to know for a complete unauthenticated exploit on ruby-saml, using GitLab as a case-study.
portswigger.net/research/sam...
portswigger.net/research/sam...
SAML roulette: the hacker always wins
Introduction In this post, we’ll show precisely how to chain round-trip attacks and namespace confusion to achieve unauthenticated admin access on GitLab Enterprise by exploiting the ruby-saml library
portswigger.net
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You might have noticed that the recent SAML writeups omit some crucial details. In "SAML roulette: the hacker always wins", we share everything you need to know for a complete unauthenticated exploit on ruby-saml, using GitLab as a case-study.
portswigger.net/research/sam...
portswigger.net/research/sam...
For months I’ve had a running (very stupid) joke that they’re going to have Dr. Phil run FEMA and I fear we’re getting to close for comfort.
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“No ska vi saml laget!”
Uten skam stjeler jeg tallene fra saken, + betyr “større sannsynlighet for å stemme AP med Giske”, - betyr mindre:
Menn: +17%, -32%
Kvinner: +5%, -44%
18-29 år: +4%, -37%
60-69 år: +16%, -34%
Nord-Trøndelag: +17%, -29%
Sør-Trøndelag: +11%, -35%
Trondheim: +8%, -43%
Menn: +17%, -32%
Kvinner: +5%, -44%
18-29 år: +4%, -37%
60-69 år: +16%, -34%
Nord-Trøndelag: +17%, -29%
Sør-Trøndelag: +11%, -35%
Trondheim: +8%, -43%
December 27, 2024 at 11:31 AM
“No ska vi saml laget!”
Noooooooooo. This guy is the worst (I mean I guess Matt Gaetz is technically worse) so of course he’s going to Congress.
Very bad on emergency management.
I once watched him literally *pretend* to cry about Hurricane Michael. I know that’s an insane accusation…
www.pnj.com/story/news/p...
Very bad on emergency management.
I once watched him literally *pretend* to cry about Hurricane Michael. I know that’s an insane accusation…
www.pnj.com/story/news/p...
Jimmy Patronis wins Republican Primary in race to replace Matt Gaetz in Congress
The Associated Press called the race for Florida Chief Financial Officer Jimmy Patronis at 7:08 p.m. as the results came in Tuesday night.
www.pnj.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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New: The DOJ left multiple unredacted nude images in the Epstein data dump. They only removed them after 404 Media reported the links. This is very disturbing: www.404media.co/doj-released...
DOJ Released Unredacted Nude Images in Epstein Files
A note from investigators in the files said some images Epstein had were "POSSIBLE CSAM."
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Won’t you, AUUUTH with me
Cuz you’re my, IdP
Cuz you’re my, IdP
May 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Won’t you, AUUUTH with me
Cuz you’re my, IdP
Cuz you’re my, IdP
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From @sulliview.bsky.social:
“Five reasons why the CBS ombudsman is a blatant sham”
margaretsullivan.substack.com/p/five-reaso...
“Five reasons why the CBS ombudsman is a blatant sham”
margaretsullivan.substack.com/p/five-reaso...
Five reasons why the CBS ombudsman is a blatant sham
Plus: JD Vance thinks Watergate-style corruption is A-OK. He's disgustingly wrong.
margaretsullivan.substack.com
July 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Really important story here about the shockingly (even to me) small operating budget for LA county emergency management — $15 million.
This is the most populous county and one of, if not the highest, risk counties in the country. The irresponsibility of this!
www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
This is the most populous county and one of, if not the highest, risk counties in the country. The irresponsibility of this!
www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Documents reveal Los Angeles County’s meager budget for disaster response
Los Angeles County is no stranger to catastrophes. It has declared 74 disasters in the past 20 years and often hosts major events, such as the Summer Olympics in 2028.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Watched the new HBO documentary "Thoughts and Prayers". If you're up for it, I do recommend it. I think it does a good job of broaching the active shooter preparedness industry. Although primarily coming out of law enforcement, the industry has infiltrated emergency management.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Why is SAML the way it is.
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Why is SAML the way it is.
Mais quelle bonne nouvelle ... 😶 Via @mathieupassenaud.bsky.social
www.lemondeinformatique.fr/actualites/l...
www.lemondeinformatique.fr/actualites/l...
L'authentification SAML compromise par des hackers - Le Monde Informatique
Des dernières techniques de contournement de l'authentification basée sur SAML présentées lors du dernier Black Hat Europe entament un peu plus les...
www.lemondeinformatique.fr
January 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Mais quelle bonne nouvelle ... 😶 Via @mathieupassenaud.bsky.social
www.lemondeinformatique.fr/actualites/l...
www.lemondeinformatique.fr/actualites/l...
We post Americans in the diaspora gotta laugh together bsky.app/profile/saml...
I’m awake in Iceland cheering! I think there’s one other American staying at my hotel who I hope to celebrate with over breakfast!!
July 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
We post Americans in the diaspora gotta laugh together bsky.app/profile/saml...
I'm talking about the concentration camp that Florida Emergency Management is overseeing.
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Gah!! Everyone is missing the BIG emergency management piece of this story… it isn’t that they’re using FEMA sheltering funding… it’s: “Florida Division of Emergency Management, which will have primary oversight of the facility.”
WHO???? Why???? That’s not their job!!!
WHO???? Why???? That’s not their job!!!
Scoop: Florida is building a detention facility for migrants nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz,” in the Everglades designed to help the Trump administration's immigration crackdown.
DHS will help pay for the detention facility with money from FEMA.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
DHS will help pay for the detention facility with money from FEMA.
www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
July 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm talking about the concentration camp that Florida Emergency Management is overseeing.
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Do SAML fans even exist....
September 19, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Do SAML fans even exist....
Saml. Cumpecker
Father
Virginia, Births and Christenings, 1584-1917
Father
Virginia, Births and Christenings, 1584-1917
August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saml. Cumpecker
Father
Virginia, Births and Christenings, 1584-1917
Father
Virginia, Births and Christenings, 1584-1917
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I fear some of you are still not quite understanding that the purpose of DOGE is not actually to make the federal government more efficient, it's to privatize what they can make money off of and then dismantle the rest.
March 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
100% agree bsky.app/profile/saml...