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airbagged.bsky.social
Bring her back and throw her in the Sarlaac pit
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Apr 25
It seems a return to Star Wars could be in the cards for Gina Carano following what she said was a “really nice” conversation with Lucasfilm. https://bit.ly/4cxKA1t
April 27, 2026 at 1:49 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
white house announces plans to break ground on a brand new sarlaac pit
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
eliasmgf.bsky.social
Sarlaac.
c0nc0rdance.bsky.social c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · Feb 13
When they said: "stop and smell the flowers" I don't think they meant Hydnora africana, the jackal food plant.

This is a plant with no leaves, no chlorophyll, that lives as an obligate parasite of other plants, feeding from their roots.

Very "feed me Seymour" looking, too.
"The flower of the Hydnora africana." It looks like a cantaloupe has transformed into an alien mouth complete with fibrous looking teeth. The interior is a sort of fleshy-orange color, and the exterior looks like the outside of a canteloupe. Taken from a 2019 article by K. M. Alexander titled: "Garden of Horrors: Hydnora Africana"
May 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
lehmannchristian.eurosky.social
Au Sarlaac.
Direkkt
liberation.fr Libération @liberation.fr · Jun 27
Un procès ordonné contre le sénateur Joël Guerriau, soupçonné de soumission chimique

Le sénateur du parti d’Edouard Philippe est accusé d’avoir drogué la députée Sandrine Josso, «afin de commettre un viol ou une agression sexuelle»
Un procès ordonné contre le sénateur Joël Guerriau, soupçonné de soumission chimique
Le sénateur du parti Horizon d’Edouard Philippe est accusé d’avoir drogué sa collègue députée Sandrine Josso fin 2023, «afin de commettre un viol ou une agression sexuelle».
www.liberation.fr
June 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
acrux2067.bsky.social
Reymundo vs. Sarlaac

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July 5, 2025 at 9:59 AM
filth-waste.bsky.social
i'm going to hammer throw each supreme court justice one-by-one into trump's asshole like the sarlaac
July 3, 2024 at 4:31 PM
eleanor.lockhart.contact
uh, the other bounty hunters in the sarlaac stomach have been talking and, we noticed you’re getting pretty close to the maw. and like, that’s lowkey problematic, bc like, we’ll still be in the sarlaac. we’d like you to take some accountability and get back in the pit
September 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
acrux2067.bsky.social
Corbin vs. Sarlaac

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July 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
edburmila.bsky.social
So hairy, too. It was like the Sarlaac.
January 13, 2024 at 11:04 PM
terrylong.bsky.social
lol, so like a toilet sarlaac, but Trump.
October 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
mousegirl.boo
please buy me a jetpack so i can launch out of a pussy like boba fett escaping the sarlaac
December 11, 2023 at 1:27 PM
hiyinx.bsky.social
Sarlaacs in Compulsory Education 4 Hours
September 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
scalzi.com
You know TECHNICALLY there's no May the Fourth in the Star Wars universe they don't have the same year or month structure as us AND ALSO they don't speak English so even if they did the pun wouldn't wo-

(falls into a newly open sarlaac pit, is consumed for 1000 years based off Coruscant's orbit)
It's a sarlaac pit, also, you know TECHNICALLY it makes no sense for a sarlaac to spend a thousand years digesting anything it would be impossible for something that large to derive sufficient nutrition in that mann - (another sarlaac pit opens up under the first)
May 4, 2023 at 12:25 PM
acrux2067.bsky.social
"Digested" 😱

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November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
balme.bsky.social
People are saying Mike should be buried alive or fed to a sarlaac
March 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
Why does Erin Andrews' coat look like the Sarlaac Pit
January 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
batfett.bsky.social
October 31 vs. November 1
Boba Fett in the Sarlaac Pit from Star Wars Book of Boba Fett. Boba Fett feasting in The Book of Boba Fett.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
faeelin.bsky.social
I don’t get why this confuses you, there’s a magical life force that permeates everything. The sarlaac eats that
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
osullyville.bsky.social
I hate all hand dryers but yeah I'm not sticking my hands into the fuckin Sarlaac Pit here. Get real and find God!
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
Sarlaac.
September 20, 2026 at 8:12 PM
acrux2067.bsky.social
Hunter's Revenge! 😈

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August 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
acrux2067.bsky.social
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December 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
gnomonchronicles.bsky.social
"Ernest Goes to the Sarlaac Pit" #GnomonTV
July 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
indyfromspace.bsky.social
This guy sounds like he needs to be thrown into a Sarlaac
peripateticmeg.bsky.social Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · Jan 22
In 2014 I ran the social media accounts for the London Worldcon and the proximity the role gave me allowed me to watch Dave McCarty push the idea that as administrator he could throw away identical ballots that would have brought the 5% rule into play.

He. Does. Not. Care.
February 15, 2024 at 1:33 PM