July 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Saturday morning Schmitt schadenfreude
$100 to the first reporter who asks Eric Schmitt what he plans to do next now that his political ambitions are over
October 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Saturday morning Schmitt schadenfreude
Indeed. I’m enjoying the schadenfreude but I’m no dummy.
Looks like Greg Bovino is the chosen fall guy as the Trump admin scrambles to navigate the anti-ICE backlash. Reportedly being "forced into retirement" and denied access to his social media accounts.
Don't accept it for a second. Keep pushing for full accountability.
Don't accept it for a second. Keep pushing for full accountability.
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Indeed. I’m enjoying the schadenfreude but I’m no dummy.
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
schadenfreude feels good
I want him to suffer
I want him to suffer
October 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
schadenfreude feels good
I want him to suffer
I want him to suffer
Schadenfreude is the diluted version of what I feel
March 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Schadenfreude is the diluted version of what I feel
Dems lost the election but won the schadenfreude motherlode.
December 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Dems lost the election but won the schadenfreude motherlode.
Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
* A little help here? Princess? P-please?
* ...looks like someone will be eating good today.
Request word: Schadenfreude
* ...looks like someone will be eating good today.
Request word: Schadenfreude
October 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
* A little help here? Princess? P-please?
* ...looks like someone will be eating good today.
Request word: Schadenfreude
* ...looks like someone will be eating good today.
Request word: Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude: It's Good for What Ails Ya!
My baseline mood has been good for a week or so because I've discovered that mental health improves after witnessing bad people fail.
April 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Schadenfreude: It's Good for What Ails Ya!
Turns out that sometimes schadenfreude is just as good the next morning
May 31, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Turns out that sometimes schadenfreude is just as good the next morning
🇧🇪 Waffles and schadenfreude for breakfast today.
July 7, 2026 at 7:27 AM
🇧🇪 Waffles and schadenfreude for breakfast today.
More schadenfreude. Enjoy 😂🤣😅😂🤣
June 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
More schadenfreude. Enjoy 😂🤣😅😂🤣
They wanted a Pope as evil as Donald. Instead, they got one who follows Christ. And lo, what a rich bounty of papal schadenfreude was found for thine enjoyment.
MAGA Melts Down Over “Woke Marxist Pope”
Papal schadenfreude.
www.thegodpodcast.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
They wanted a Pope as evil as Donald. Instead, they got one who follows Christ. And lo, what a rich bounty of papal schadenfreude was found for thine enjoyment.
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
June 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
there should be more synonyms for schadenfreude
If YOU were in charge of the English language for a day, what is one thing you would absolutely change?
July 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
there should be more synonyms for schadenfreude
my natural schadenfreude at elon musk eating shit is being tempered by the fact that the beneficiary is sam altman
Reuters: U.S. JURY FINDS OPENAI, CEO SAM ALTMAN NOT LIABLE TO ELON MUSK FOR STRAYING FROM CHARITABLE MISSION, BECAUSE MUSK WAITED TOO LONG TO SUE
May 18, 2026 at 6:52 PM
my natural schadenfreude at elon musk eating shit is being tempered by the fact that the beneficiary is sam altman
schadenfreude levels so high I’m worried I’m gonna end up in the ER.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
schadenfreude levels so high I’m worried I’m gonna end up in the ER.
It’s been one of the all-time great days for schadenfreude.
September 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
It’s been one of the all-time great days for schadenfreude.
Oh sweet, sweet Gods of schadenfreude.
What mighty gifts you have bestowed upon us.
What mighty gifts you have bestowed upon us.
January 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh sweet, sweet Gods of schadenfreude.
What mighty gifts you have bestowed upon us.
What mighty gifts you have bestowed upon us.
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Friend texts: “Schadenfreude on ketamine.”
June 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Friend texts: “Schadenfreude on ketamine.”
Wife, upon seeing news of the Guilani verdict: You know, you can sing "Schadenfreude" to "That's Amore".
Me: 🎶 When Trump's fixer guy / cops a nine-digit fine / schadenfreude! When he's too broke to rent / even the landscaping tent / Schadenfreude! 🎶
Me: 🎶 When Trump's fixer guy / cops a nine-digit fine / schadenfreude! When he's too broke to rent / even the landscaping tent / Schadenfreude! 🎶
December 15, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Wife, upon seeing news of the Guilani verdict: You know, you can sing "Schadenfreude" to "That's Amore".
Me: 🎶 When Trump's fixer guy / cops a nine-digit fine / schadenfreude! When he's too broke to rent / even the landscaping tent / Schadenfreude! 🎶
Me: 🎶 When Trump's fixer guy / cops a nine-digit fine / schadenfreude! When he's too broke to rent / even the landscaping tent / Schadenfreude! 🎶