#SCHUMER
Chuck Schumer has a serious learning impediment.
November 22, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is the shot of the night.

Chuck Schumer is filing cloture on several judicial nominations. The Republicans are forcing them to go into executive session separately for each nomination. Schumer and the Democrats are just pushing ahead. Here was Schumer before the 10th vote, by my count, began.
November 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
brad lander primary chuck schumer
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
More Senator Booker. Less Senator Schumer. Thank you, @booker.senate.gov!
April 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
should i primary chuck schumer
February 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Edgy Schumer.
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Senator Chuck Schumer sums it up
February 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Replace Chuck Schumer with Cory Booker.

That’s it.

That’s the skeet.
April 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
imagine being such a witless loser you get dunked on by chuck fucking schumer
August 6, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Update: Chuck Schumer is unanimously reelected minority leader in the Senate.

We suck.
December 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
chuck schumer deleted this
June 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/
April 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
brad u should primary chuck schumer
Brad Lander has arrived at his election night party. "The ranked choice tabulations will take a few days, but this much is clear: We are sending Andrew Cuomo back to the suburbs," Lander said to applause. "With our help, Zohran Mamdani will be the Democratic nominee"
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Schumer: "Last night, President Trump plunged the country into chaos ... "
January 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
June 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Me to Chuck Schumer:
Stop talking and fight
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Chuck Schumer Substantially Vindicated
NEW: The Senate parliamentarian has rejected major provisions in the GOP's reconciliation package -- aka the $72B spending bill for ICE + Trump's ballroom.

These bits now need 60 vs 51 votes to pass:

*ALL CBP funding
*Funds for initial screenings of unaccompanied migrant kids
*$2.5B for DHS
May 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone
As calls for Donald Trump to be impeached flooded social media after his genocidal threats toward Iran on Tuesday, the Senate’s Democratic leaders put out a statement late in the day that merely condemned Trump’s comment without any vow to take action.
Schumer Takes No Action As Even Far Right Calls for Impeachment Over Trump’s “Civilization” Threat
As others called for impeachment and removal, Schumer and other Democratic leaders did not commit to any action.
truthout.org
April 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
AOC needs to primary Chuck Schumer
February 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
no reason not to primary chuck schumer now
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Senator Schumer still doesn’t get it
July 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Schumer not enjoying Trump's speech
October 18, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Chuck Schumer
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM