The White House octagon sounds like something a screenwriter cuts for being too unrealistic.
June 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
The White House octagon sounds like something a screenwriter cuts for being too unrealistic.
I signed today. I’m officially a repped screenwriter! Crazy!
January 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I signed today. I’m officially a repped screenwriter! Crazy!
*squints in both screenwriter and physicist*
RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
*squints in both screenwriter and physicist*
My friend and screenwriter @toddalcott.bsky.social wrote this, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense.
March 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My friend and screenwriter @toddalcott.bsky.social wrote this, and it makes a hell of a lot of sense.
Screenwriter David Koepp on the WGA lawsuit to block Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger. #BlockTheMerger
July 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Screenwriter David Koepp on the WGA lawsuit to block Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery Merger. #BlockTheMerger
Interview With The 5 Year Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five
Interview With The 5 Year Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Interview With The 5 Year Old Screenwriter Of Fast Five
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
A SCREENWRITER writes.
SCREENWRITER
I'm pleasing the shareholders!
A SCREENWRITER writes.
SCREENWRITER
I'm pleasing the shareholders!
December 28, 2024 at 5:25 PM
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAY
A SCREENWRITER writes.
SCREENWRITER
I'm pleasing the shareholders!
A SCREENWRITER writes.
SCREENWRITER
I'm pleasing the shareholders!
is wishing the happiest of birthdays to actor and screenwriter Walter Koenig.
September 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
is wishing the happiest of birthdays to actor and screenwriter Walter Koenig.
Alex O'Keefe, Award-Winning Black Screenwriter, Pulled From Train After White Woman Objects To How He Was Sitting
Alex O'Keefe, an award-winning Black screenwriter, was pulled from a train by the police after a white woman objected to his posture.
www.blackenterprise.com
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My least favorite screenwriter ever has an idea
July 21, 2024 at 11:16 AM
My least favorite screenwriter ever has an idea
Not enough screenwriter nunchuck content out there.
July 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not enough screenwriter nunchuck content out there.
Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter.
years ago an emmy-winning comedy writer posted this in a DM group and I’ve thought about it literally every day since (anonymized and shared with permission)
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter.
Imagine you’re a Hollywood producer or a TV executive in 2015 and a screenwriter pitches you a future where a President issues this message on Easter Sunday. The writer would never work again
April 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Imagine you’re a Hollywood producer or a TV executive in 2015 and a screenwriter pitches you a future where a President issues this message on Easter Sunday. The writer would never work again
Honest to god, from a screenwriter, it’s because there’s one single unmistakable visual element that goes with it.
I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months
June 23, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Honest to god, from a screenwriter, it’s because there’s one single unmistakable visual element that goes with it.
SCREENWRITER OF CAN’T HARDLY WAIT: We have finished our screenplay about Cool ‘90s Teens graduating and looking forward to their futures, what should we call it
CO-SCREENWRITER: How about we use the title of a song that was written when they were four
SCREENWRITER: You’re a fuckin’ genius
CO-SCREENWRITER: How about we use the title of a song that was written when they were four
SCREENWRITER: You’re a fuckin’ genius
January 18, 2024 at 8:52 PM
SCREENWRITER OF CAN’T HARDLY WAIT: We have finished our screenplay about Cool ‘90s Teens graduating and looking forward to their futures, what should we call it
CO-SCREENWRITER: How about we use the title of a song that was written when they were four
SCREENWRITER: You’re a fuckin’ genius
CO-SCREENWRITER: How about we use the title of a song that was written when they were four
SCREENWRITER: You’re a fuckin’ genius
As a screenwriter, I think it's time to call it quits.
December 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM
As a screenwriter, I think it's time to call it quits.
Max Landis, a screenwriter, hasn’t worked in Hollywood in years since he was accused by multiple women of sexual abuse.
Paramount Taps Another Filmmaker Canceled During 'Me Too'—For New 'G.I. Joe' Movie
Max Landis, a screenwriter, hasn’t worked in Hollywood in years since he was accused by multiple women of sexual abuse.
www.forbes.com
February 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Max Landis, a screenwriter, hasn’t worked in Hollywood in years since he was accused by multiple women of sexual abuse.
here's my Max Landis joke from 2018
March 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
here's my Max Landis joke from 2018
That's what divorcing an actual screenwriter does to you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
That's what divorcing an actual screenwriter does to you.
