January 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
seize the means of sebum and oil production
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
seize the means of sebum and oil production
sebum is a terrible word
January 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
sebum is a terrible word
WAKER Sebum
March 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
WAKER Sebum
Of all the funny bodily fluids, I feel like sebum gets the shortest shrift. Sebum: what if every inch of your skin could cum
August 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Of all the funny bodily fluids, I feel like sebum gets the shortest shrift. Sebum: what if every inch of your skin could cum
i couldn't help but notice your silky sebum excretions, homeboy
March 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i couldn't help but notice your silky sebum excretions, homeboy
WAKER Sebum
October 2, 2024 at 10:00 PM
WAKER Sebum
Dogs are successfully detecting Parkinson's disease in people. 2 early studies suggest that sebum—an oily substance secreted by sebaceous glands in the skin—may be what helps dogs identify Parkinson's. Indeed, trained dogs detected Parkinson's via sebum swabs w/ ~80% sensitivity & ~98% specificity👇
Dogs Successfully Detect Parkinson's Disease
Two early studies suggest volatile components of sebum may help identify Parkinson's
www.medpagetoday.com
July 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dogs are successfully detecting Parkinson's disease in people. 2 early studies suggest that sebum—an oily substance secreted by sebaceous glands in the skin—may be what helps dogs identify Parkinson's. Indeed, trained dogs detected Parkinson's via sebum swabs w/ ~80% sensitivity & ~98% specificity👇
You: I wish I had no sebum
The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
September 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You: I wish I had no sebum
The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
The genie: Wish granted, you now have nose sebum 👍🏻
Behold, my extensive collection of cursed objects (sebum plugs and skin tags)
July 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Behold, my extensive collection of cursed objects (sebum plugs and skin tags)
Yeah, I mean a component of earwax is sebum which your skin already secretes so it wouldn't be a big leap
September 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Yeah, I mean a component of earwax is sebum which your skin already secretes so it wouldn't be a big leap
We all look gnarly with a hyper powered lens on our skin showing pores, follicles, sebum, flakes, etc, with or without makeup.
The choice to use the shot like that was brilliant.
And Pulitzer Worthy as a Resistance Statement, imo.
The choice to use the shot like that was brilliant.
And Pulitzer Worthy as a Resistance Statement, imo.
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We all look gnarly with a hyper powered lens on our skin showing pores, follicles, sebum, flakes, etc, with or without makeup.
The choice to use the shot like that was brilliant.
And Pulitzer Worthy as a Resistance Statement, imo.
The choice to use the shot like that was brilliant.
And Pulitzer Worthy as a Resistance Statement, imo.
« Whatever you think of the man, RIP… »
See, this is one reason I left academic science, and another reason I stay far away from certain types. You’re mourning someone who thought that people like me were stupid.
May your shampoo never rid your scalp of sebum.
See, this is one reason I left academic science, and another reason I stay far away from certain types. You’re mourning someone who thought that people like me were stupid.
May your shampoo never rid your scalp of sebum.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
« Whatever you think of the man, RIP… »
See, this is one reason I left academic science, and another reason I stay far away from certain types. You’re mourning someone who thought that people like me were stupid.
May your shampoo never rid your scalp of sebum.
See, this is one reason I left academic science, and another reason I stay far away from certain types. You’re mourning someone who thought that people like me were stupid.
May your shampoo never rid your scalp of sebum.
Trump emits the stench of stale makeup, sebum, BO, and a likely full diaper.
September 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Trump emits the stench of stale makeup, sebum, BO, and a likely full diaper.
“Her T-Zone Calls Me Home” by Johnny Sebum and the Oily Boys
August 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“Her T-Zone Calls Me Home” by Johnny Sebum and the Oily Boys
he tried to get a nazi tattoo but the sebum in his skin was too demonic to accept the ink
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
he tried to get a nazi tattoo but the sebum in his skin was too demonic to accept the ink
People who tell me q-tips are not meant for your ears are not sebum producers like me.
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
People who tell me q-tips are not meant for your ears are not sebum producers like me.
Properly healed, moisturized skin is more resistant to bacteria (you'll get fewer breakouts), and also produces less sebum.
July 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Properly healed, moisturized skin is more resistant to bacteria (you'll get fewer breakouts), and also produces less sebum.
All right let me help clear up some misconceptions about skincare: if your face is oily it doesn't mean you need to moisturize less, it means your skin barrier is fucked and is now over-producing sebum. You need to actually moisturize properly.
Sensitive skin product recs (to be used in this order): Isntree Hyaluronic Acid Toner, Aestura Atobarrier 365 Hydro Essence, and Illiyoon Ceramide Ato Soothing Gel. Really good stuff, no irritating ingredients, no fragrance, all pretty cheap too.
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
All right let me help clear up some misconceptions about skincare: if your face is oily it doesn't mean you need to moisturize less, it means your skin barrier is fucked and is now over-producing sebum. You need to actually moisturize properly.
One quart of sebum, please
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One quart of sebum, please
Aujourd'hui on m'a dit 'ha non mais tu fais plus jeune à cause des boutons' et environ de mourir seule avec mon sebum
January 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Aujourd'hui on m'a dit 'ha non mais tu fais plus jeune à cause des boutons' et environ de mourir seule avec mon sebum
Polar bear fur remains ice-free in the Arctic cold thanks to the unique array of ingredients in its fur sebum, or hair grease, a #ScienceAdvances study finds.
Learn more on #WorldBearDay:
Learn more on #WorldBearDay:
Anti-icing properties of polar bear fur
Polar bears are able to minimize ice accumulation thanks to their hair oil.
scim.ag
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Polar bear fur remains ice-free in the Arctic cold thanks to the unique array of ingredients in its fur sebum, or hair grease, a #ScienceAdvances study finds.
Learn more on #WorldBearDay:
Learn more on #WorldBearDay:
