Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
September 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
Thank god Simms' number wasn't available
September 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Thank god Simms' number wasn't available
im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game
September 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
im sorry chris simms i wasnt familiar with your game
Colt Man Leon Simms. Enjoy!
September 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Colt Man Leon Simms. Enjoy!
chris simms what is your bluesky burner sir
September 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
chris simms what is your bluesky burner sir
Group commission for Brian Simms
April 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Group commission for Brian Simms
someone on Instagram tried to call me out for heterophobia lmao
Jonah Simms: 'That's Not A Thing' (Superstore)
Alt: Jonah Simms: 'That's Not A Thing' (Superstore)
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September 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
someone on Instagram tried to call me out for heterophobia lmao
It’d be nice to have a discussion about the baseball slide as a thing and let’s make sure Chris Simms ain’t the guy starting it
September 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
It’d be nice to have a discussion about the baseball slide as a thing and let’s make sure Chris Simms ain’t the guy starting it
Wisconsin's Kirsten Simms scores on the ensuing penalty shot to tie the game
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wisconsin's Kirsten Simms scores on the ensuing penalty shot to tie the game
Chris Simms gonna Chris Simms
September 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Chris Simms gonna Chris Simms
Chris Simms is stupid.
September 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Chris Simms is stupid.
Chris Simms reminding everyone that he’s still Chris Simms.
September 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Chris Simms reminding everyone that he’s still Chris Simms.
Simms scores the OT winner on a rebound and the Badgers win the natty
March 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Simms scores the OT winner on a rebound and the Badgers win the natty
We gotta stop calling Bo Nix Drew Brees Jr, and by we I mean specifically Chris Simms
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We gotta stop calling Bo Nix Drew Brees Jr, and by we I mean specifically Chris Simms
Chris Simms needs to never be seen again
September 27, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Chris Simms needs to never be seen again
Did Chris Simms just blame Dante Moore? Fuck right off bruh
September 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Did Chris Simms just blame Dante Moore? Fuck right off bruh
Colt Man Leon Simms. Enjoy!
September 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Colt Man Leon Simms. Enjoy!
Chris Simms blaming Dante Moore....
September 27, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Chris Simms blaming Dante Moore....
just noticed that NBC stopped putting their analysts' season-long SNF picking record on the show, presumably because of all my tweets about how bad Chris Simms was at picking games straight-up
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
just noticed that NBC stopped putting their analysts' season-long SNF picking record on the show, presumably because of all my tweets about how bad Chris Simms was at picking games straight-up