Firing people who do spreadsheets for Social Security because they have poor SLOC metrics
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Firing people who do spreadsheets for Social Security because they have poor SLOC metrics
A spinning cube in Vulkan? holy carp thats only 3000 sloc
September 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
A spinning cube in Vulkan? holy carp thats only 3000 sloc
I've always thought the whole immediate US decline / multipolar world narrative was overblown and decades down the line, even with the Hormuz crisis, but these guys can't even do Pax Americana / SLOC security right.
At least 34 tankers linked to Iran, including vessels carrying crude oil, have successfully bypassed the U.S. blockade, per FT
April 22, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I've always thought the whole immediate US decline / multipolar world narrative was overblown and decades down the line, even with the Hormuz crisis, but these guys can't even do Pax Americana / SLOC security right.
I hate that apparently as SLOC respecters we are Iran hawks now
June 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I hate that apparently as SLOC respecters we are Iran hawks now
More SLOC (slop lines of code) means more to debug! 😆
September 24, 2026 at 1:10 PM
More SLOC (slop lines of code) means more to debug! 😆
🇧🇪 Slock wins GP Gippingen while sliding across the line in one of cycling’s wildest finishes
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📸 Cor Vos
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📸 Cor Vos
June 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
🇧🇪 Slock wins GP Gippingen while sliding across the line in one of cycling’s wildest finishes
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📸 Cor Vos
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📸 Cor Vos
My indie game has reached 56k SLOC of #golang :D
I would expect an x2 increase near release
#gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
I would expect an x2 increase near release
#gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
March 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My indie game has reached 56k SLOC of #golang :D
I would expect an x2 increase near release
#gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
I would expect an x2 increase near release
#gamedev #indiedev #indiegame
The next space race will be developing the technology to launch these ghouls into the sun.
March 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
books.com.tw/products/0011029732?sloc=main
9/8本日発売「鈔票遊戯」（中国語版
Twitterにも宣伝します〜
2017年に連載された漫画＋丸１回書き下ろし！
久しぶり単行本です。よろしくお願いします！
9/8本日発売「鈔票遊戯」（中国語版
Twitterにも宣伝します〜
2017年に連載された漫画＋丸１回書き下ろし！
久しぶり単行本です。よろしくお願いします！
September 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
books.com.tw/products/0011029732?sloc=main
9/8本日発売「鈔票遊戯」（中国語版
Twitterにも宣伝します〜
2017年に連載された漫画＋丸１回書き下ろし！
久しぶり単行本です。よろしくお願いします！
9/8本日発売「鈔票遊戯」（中国語版
Twitterにも宣伝します〜
2017年に連載された漫画＋丸１回書き下ろし！
久しぶり単行本です。よろしくお願いします！
i'm thinking minimum 600,000 SLOC but it still does One Thing
July 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i'm thinking minimum 600,000 SLOC but it still does One Thing
SLOC is the *least* useful metric for evaluating software, so naturally that's the thing he cares about the most. Jesus.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
SLOC is the *least* useful metric for evaluating software, so naturally that's the thing he cares about the most. Jesus.
I just infohazarded myself
code golf autoresearch
just straight up minimize token count with the constraint of wallclock nonregression and same semantics
probably been done for small scrips, but imagine a 100k sloc codebase -- I bet that would start producing some true horrors
code golf autoresearch
just straight up minimize token count with the constraint of wallclock nonregression and same semantics
probably been done for small scrips, but imagine a 100k sloc codebase -- I bet that would start producing some true horrors
April 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I just infohazarded myself
code golf autoresearch
just straight up minimize token count with the constraint of wallclock nonregression and same semantics
probably been done for small scrips, but imagine a 100k sloc codebase -- I bet that would start producing some true horrors
code golf autoresearch
just straight up minimize token count with the constraint of wallclock nonregression and same semantics
probably been done for small scrips, but imagine a 100k sloc codebase -- I bet that would start producing some true horrors
Yep, SLOC/hour is a countable bean even though it’s a relatively small part of the job
March 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Yep, SLOC/hour is a countable bean even though it’s a relatively small part of the job
Также, поскольку я не мог отказаться от идеи посмотреть:
* Wolfenstein 3D — 25K sloc
* DOOM — 37K sloc
* Quake (WinQuake) — 74K sloc (8K asm sloc!!!)
* Quake II — 132K sloc (8K asm)
* Quake III — 326K sloc (1K asm)
* RTCW — 279K sloc (<1K asm)
* DOOM III — 317K (no asm)
* Wolfenstein 3D — 25K sloc
* DOOM — 37K sloc
* Quake (WinQuake) — 74K sloc (8K asm sloc!!!)
* Quake II — 132K sloc (8K asm)
* Quake III — 326K sloc (1K asm)
* RTCW — 279K sloc (<1K asm)
* DOOM III — 317K (no asm)
October 31, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Также, поскольку я не мог отказаться от идеи посмотреть:
* Wolfenstein 3D — 25K sloc
* DOOM — 37K sloc
* Quake (WinQuake) — 74K sloc (8K asm sloc!!!)
* Quake II — 132K sloc (8K asm)
* Quake III — 326K sloc (1K asm)
* RTCW — 279K sloc (<1K asm)
* DOOM III — 317K (no asm)
* Wolfenstein 3D — 25K sloc
* DOOM — 37K sloc
* Quake (WinQuake) — 74K sloc (8K asm sloc!!!)
* Quake II — 132K sloc (8K asm)
* Quake III — 326K sloc (1K asm)
* RTCW — 279K sloc (<1K asm)
* DOOM III — 317K (no asm)
Bad news for Western Europe.
Strategically, Russia aims to sit astride the strategic ‘sea line of communication’ (SLOC), and for the first time be in a position to press its finger on pulse of world trade.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Strategically, Russia aims to sit astride the strategic ‘sea line of communication’ (SLOC), and for the first time be in a position to press its finger on pulse of world trade.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Climate change clears northern route for first container ...
The melting ice sheet has opened up a north-east passage – which brings fresh political and environmental dangers along with it
observer.co.uk
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Bad news for Western Europe.
Strategically, Russia aims to sit astride the strategic ‘sea line of communication’ (SLOC), and for the first time be in a position to press its finger on pulse of world trade.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Strategically, Russia aims to sit astride the strategic ‘sea line of communication’ (SLOC), and for the first time be in a position to press its finger on pulse of world trade.
observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
I’m reading a post on how to deal with “YOLO mode in coding agents” and one recommendation (good!) is to sandbox the agent, and deprive it of network access so it can’t exfiltrate your data. The author then cranks out *14,000* SLoC in 2 days (!!). Who needs network access!
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’m reading a post on how to deal with “YOLO mode in coding agents” and one recommendation (good!) is to sandbox the agent, and deprive it of network access so it can’t exfiltrate your data. The author then cranks out *14,000* SLoC in 2 days (!!). Who needs network access!
They appeal to people who thing SLOC is a good metric and who don't know either programming or Goodheart's law
The kind of failson who would force every programmer to print out their recent code for manual review etc, the kind of sex pest who would demand a list of 5 things done each week, etc
The kind of failson who would force every programmer to print out their recent code for manual review etc, the kind of sex pest who would demand a list of 5 things done each week, etc
AI coding tools are only good if you consider the main goal of software engineering to be producing more software instead of better software.
July 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They appeal to people who thing SLOC is a good metric and who don't know either programming or Goodheart's law
The kind of failson who would force every programmer to print out their recent code for manual review etc, the kind of sex pest who would demand a list of 5 things done each week, etc
The kind of failson who would force every programmer to print out their recent code for manual review etc, the kind of sex pest who would demand a list of 5 things done each week, etc
It's a problem in basically every superhero movie I've ever seen tbh. I think the Nolan Batman's did a pretty good job with it but I can't think of others (I have not seen every superhero movie or close to it) bsky.app/profile/sloc...
This is why I thought the MCU was cooked around the end of phase 3 or whatever, the individual heroes ostensibly unique powers just blended into each other depending on circumstance.
May 4, 2024 at 6:01 AM
It's a problem in basically every superhero movie I've ever seen tbh. I think the Nolan Batman's did a pretty good job with it but I can't think of others (I have not seen every superhero movie or close to it) bsky.app/profile/sloc...
January 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
on a spiritual level this is a lazy day, on a practical level i am nearing 90k SLoC on my thesis.
June 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
on a spiritual level this is a lazy day, on a practical level i am nearing 90k SLoC on my thesis.
I've tagged filippo.io/bigmod v0.1.0, bringing it up to date with crypto/internal/fips140/bigmod in Go 1.24.
This is the constant time big integer library that backs all of crypto/rsa now, including key generation.
Still less than 700 SLoC + 70 of Avo!
https://pkg.go.dev/filippo.io/bigmod@v0.1.0
This is the constant time big integer library that backs all of crypto/rsa now, including key generation.
Still less than 700 SLoC + 70 of Avo!
https://pkg.go.dev/filippo.io/bigmod@v0.1.0
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I've tagged filippo.io/bigmod v0.1.0, bringing it up to date with crypto/internal/fips140/bigmod in Go 1.24.
This is the constant time big integer library that backs all of crypto/rsa now, including key generation.
Still less than 700 SLoC + 70 of Avo!
https://pkg.go.dev/filippo.io/bigmod@v0.1.0
This is the constant time big integer library that backs all of crypto/rsa now, including key generation.
Still less than 700 SLoC + 70 of Avo!
https://pkg.go.dev/filippo.io/bigmod@v0.1.0
🦀 curious what the crates.io team has been up to?
blog.rust-lang.org/2026/01/21/c... provides a high-level summary of our work over the past 6 months
It includes a new Security tab, GitLab support for Trusted Publishing, SLoC counting, and many other things
#rustlang
blog.rust-lang.org/2026/01/21/c... provides a high-level summary of our work over the past 6 months
It includes a new Security tab, GitLab support for Trusted Publishing, SLoC counting, and many other things
#rustlang
crates.io: development update | Rust Blog
Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.
blog.rust-lang.org
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 AM
🦀 curious what the crates.io team has been up to?
blog.rust-lang.org/2026/01/21/c... provides a high-level summary of our work over the past 6 months
It includes a new Security tab, GitLab support for Trusted Publishing, SLoC counting, and many other things
#rustlang
blog.rust-lang.org/2026/01/21/c... provides a high-level summary of our work over the past 6 months
It includes a new Security tab, GitLab support for Trusted Publishing, SLoC counting, and many other things
#rustlang
You have been added to *SLOC CHAT*
March 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
You have been added to *SLOC CHAT*
I'm offering a ebook bundle of all 6 books (so far) published in the Tripping series as part of a fundraising auction for Trans Lifeline! www.32auctions.com/organization...
Starting at $10 for 6 ebooks! Check out all the other awesome auction items as well!!!
Starting at $10 for 6 ebooks! Check out all the other awesome auction items as well!!!
November 11, 2024 at 6:24 PM
also rawrrr pulls in winapi on windows, and that’s 177K SLoC!!!
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
also rawrrr pulls in winapi on windows, and that’s 177K SLoC!!!