- appearance of livestock parasites
- the return of vanquished diseases
- mysterious lesions appear on his body
- the local waters are changing colors
- dangerous weather threatens his events
Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳
- the return of vanquished diseases
- mysterious lesions appear on his body
- the local waters are changing colors
- dangerous weather threatens his events
Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳
July 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
- appearance of livestock parasites
- the return of vanquished diseases
- mysterious lesions appear on his body
- the local waters are changing colors
- dangerous weather threatens his events
Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳
- the return of vanquished diseases
- mysterious lesions appear on his body
- the local waters are changing colors
- dangerous weather threatens his events
Folks… I think he’s being smited. 😳
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Buddy almost got smited
"If I'd have seen it, I probably would've been standing right there, so it probably would've ripped me in half."
Wow!
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Wow!
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
P.E.I. homeowner captures sound and video of meteorite strike on camera, and scientists believe it's a first | CBC News
A man in Prince Edward Island got doubly lucky last July, recording a meteorite's impact on his home security cameras. The space rock also landed in the exact spot he'd been standing minutes earlier.
www.cbc.ca
January 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Buddy almost got smited
daybreak and nightfall
GET SMITED STINKY
GET SMITED STINKY
March 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
daybreak and nightfall
GET SMITED STINKY
GET SMITED STINKY
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That this fucking monster hasn't been smited by a bolt of celestial lighting is clear proof that there are no gods.
August 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
That this fucking monster hasn't been smited by a bolt of celestial lighting is clear proof that there are no gods.
Partner has made a very strong argument that what happened to kirk is about as close as being smited by God in the immediate act of blasphemous hate
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Partner has made a very strong argument that what happened to kirk is about as close as being smited by God in the immediate act of blasphemous hate
if god is real then why have I not been smited explain that
September 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
if god is real then why have I not been smited explain that
he’s abt to get smited 😔✊
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
he’s abt to get smited 😔✊
Donald cheated twice at golf and was locally 'BAGPIPED' and then SMITED by the Almighty God.
And it's only Monday.
What's next?! 👀
And it's only Monday.
What's next?! 👀
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Donald cheated twice at golf and was locally 'BAGPIPED' and then SMITED by the Almighty God.
And it's only Monday.
What's next?! 👀
And it's only Monday.
What's next?! 👀
bsky.app/profile/yung...
yes, this is quite literally the behaviors of People Most Likely To Be Smited in the Bible
yes, this is quite literally the behaviors of People Most Likely To Be Smited in the Bible
literal sin of sodom award
April 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
bsky.app/profile/yung...
yes, this is quite literally the behaviors of People Most Likely To Be Smited in the Bible
yes, this is quite literally the behaviors of People Most Likely To Be Smited in the Bible
Smited!
Ed Sheeran gigs at Massachusetts stadium owned by Macklemore critic cancelled over weather
Ed Sheeran gigs at Massachusetts stadium owned by Macklemore critic cancelled over weather
All support acts withdrew from tour over comments singer made about Gaza
www.irishtimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Smited!
any pastor who works for ice should be smited on the spot but the almighty is too busy making sure i don’t jack off
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
any pastor who works for ice should be smited on the spot but the almighty is too busy making sure i don’t jack off
Smitten bordering on smited.
February 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Smitten bordering on smited.
"The entire phylum of viruses" is a phrase that in a just world would get you immediately smited for hubris by Apollo or whoever.
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"The entire phylum of viruses" is a phrase that in a just world would get you immediately smited for hubris by Apollo or whoever.
Yeah… if god was real, this asshole would’ve been smited decades ago.
May 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Yeah… if god was real, this asshole would’ve been smited decades ago.
Honestly, you should get smited for trying to force the rapture artificially
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Honestly, you should get smited for trying to force the rapture artificially
If you don’t wish Augie a happy 5th birthday you WILL get smited. I don’t make the rules sorry
June 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If you don’t wish Augie a happy 5th birthday you WILL get smited. I don’t make the rules sorry
I can just imagine walking in the woods and being smited by one of these
September 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I can just imagine walking in the woods and being smited by one of these
experienced the sensation of being "smited"
April 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
experienced the sensation of being "smited"
my lifes goal is to be smited by god
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
my lifes goal is to be smited by god
Smited, indeed!
March 26, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Smited, indeed!
anyway. that Unknown Doe feels like an old god in a cautionary tale appearing as a weaker being to tempt the evil of heart to do it harm and be smited
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
anyway. that Unknown Doe feels like an old god in a cautionary tale appearing as a weaker being to tempt the evil of heart to do it harm and be smited