Sobriety Completely Changes Way Man Gains Weight
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May 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sobriety Completely Changes Way Man Gains Weight
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Post Pretty Sanctimonious For Mere Month Of Sobriety https://theonion.com/post-pretty-sanctimonious-for-mere-month-of-sobriety/
August 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Man Has Favorite Hot Dog Place For Every Level Of Sobriety https://theonion.com/man-has-favorite-hot-dog-place-for-every-level-of-sobriety/
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Tomorrow, I will have THIRTY FIVE YEARS sobriety. To celebrate, I got carrot cake.
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May 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Tomorrow, I will have THIRTY FIVE YEARS sobriety. To celebrate, I got carrot cake.
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Local drunk swears sobriety for fifteenth time this week.
After two decades, the U.S. formally withdrew from Iraq, leaving behind a battered nation trapped between the U.S. and Iran. The U.S. invasion and subsequent occupation cost nearly 4,500 U.S. lives and killed more than 115,000 Iraqis, according to the most modest counts. trib.al/E3sCiNB
September 30, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Local drunk swears sobriety for fifteenth time this week.
Day 1366 of sobriety
April 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Day 1366 of sobriety
Day 1367 of sobriety
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Day 1367 of sobriety
“I can personally vouch for Pete Hedgeclipper’s sobriety.” - Jeannie ‘Winebox’ Pirro
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
“I can personally vouch for Pete Hedgeclipper’s sobriety.” - Jeannie ‘Winebox’ Pirro
I had my 7th anniversary of sobriety this past weekend and I feel very lucky
March 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I had my 7th anniversary of sobriety this past weekend and I feel very lucky
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
February 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Day 1318 of sobriety
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Day 1318 of sobriety
2,131 days of sobriety! Thank you Lord! 🙏🏼💪🏼 Best decision ever!
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
2,131 days of sobriety! Thank you Lord! 🙏🏼💪🏼 Best decision ever!
Your daily reminder that you deserve good mental health and sobriety. 🤍
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November 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Your daily reminder that you deserve good mental health and sobriety. 🤍
#RecoveryPosse #sober #mentalhealth #recovery #sobriety #soberlife
#RecoveryPosse #sober #mentalhealth #recovery #sobriety #soberlife
Day 1314 of sobriety
May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Day 1314 of sobriety
Day 1660 of sobriety
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Day 1660 of sobriety
Day 1288 of sobriety
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Day 1288 of sobriety
As of today, I've officially reached 5 years of sobriety from alcohol 🎉✨
April 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
As of today, I've officially reached 5 years of sobriety from alcohol 🎉✨
2 weeks of sobriety
July 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
2 weeks of sobriety
Day 1368 of sobriety
April 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Day 1368 of sobriety
Day 1291 of sobriety
May 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Day 1291 of sobriety
Trump walks like a guy failing a sobriety test, then labors to get into a helicopter
July 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Trump walks like a guy failing a sobriety test, then labors to get into a helicopter