Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
Really
We have to step it up
We have to step it up
October 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Really
We have to step it up
We have to step it up
November 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
IN TWO DAYS, WE TAKE THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE KINDER, RATIONAL, DECENT AMERICA WE WERE BEFORE THE PLAGUE OF MAGA.
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
November 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
IN TWO DAYS, WE TAKE THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE KINDER, RATIONAL, DECENT AMERICA WE WERE BEFORE THE PLAGUE OF MAGA.
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
#MakeAmericaNORMAL_Again
Step 1: Compel women for carry pregnancies to term
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
The Trump administration is said to be scaling back workplace protections for women related to pregnancy and reproductive health. nyti.ms/3WmMMmT
November 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Step 1: Compel women for carry pregnancies to term
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
Step 2: Cut health insurance that covers 41% of births
Step 3: Permit discrimination due to pregnancy
If you're a US citizen you can skip step two I GUESS but absolutely do not skip step one. Get out there and vote, y'all.
November 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
If you're a US citizen you can skip step two I GUESS but absolutely do not skip step one. Get out there and vote, y'all.
New episode! I didn’t expect this level of emotional rollercoaster about the mom from Step By Step!
New episode!
Suzanne Somers introduced the world to the Thighmaster, making her a 90s fitness icon. This week, we’re digging in on her early years, including the most glamorous mugshot we’ve seen.
maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...
Suzanne Somers introduced the world to the Thighmaster, making her a 90s fitness icon. This week, we’re digging in on her early years, including the most glamorous mugshot we’ve seen.
maintenancephase.buzzsprout.com/1411126/epis...
November 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
New episode! I didn’t expect this level of emotional rollercoaster about the mom from Step By Step!
Step 1. Limit uploads to 10 a day. If all 10 of them have an AI disclosure, give a penalty and limit to 1 a day.
Step 2. Enable no-AI filter by default, allow turning off.
Step 3. Allow users to give community notes.
(@itch.io please read this)
Step 2. Enable no-AI filter by default, allow turning off.
Step 3. Allow users to give community notes.
(@itch.io please read this)
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Step 1. Limit uploads to 10 a day. If all 10 of them have an AI disclosure, give a penalty and limit to 1 a day.
Step 2. Enable no-AI filter by default, allow turning off.
Step 3. Allow users to give community notes.
(@itch.io please read this)
Step 2. Enable no-AI filter by default, allow turning off.
Step 3. Allow users to give community notes.
(@itch.io please read this)
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite is operating in orbit. Built by Denmark’s GomSpace for HIMERA, it is a first step towards a Ukrainian-controlled communications network to reduce reliance on Starlink.
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite enters orbit in first step towards reducing reliance on Starlink
Ukraine's HIMERA and Denmark's GomSpace put the OBRIA NANO test satellite in orbit, the first step toward a sovereign network to cut reliance on Starlink.
www.yacnews.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ukraine’s OBRIA NANO test satellite is operating in orbit. Built by Denmark’s GomSpace for HIMERA, it is a first step towards a Ukrainian-controlled communications network to reduce reliance on Starlink.
Next step, expulsion from caucus
November 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Next step, expulsion from caucus
Schumer needs to step aside if dems take the senate for the good of the country
November 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Schumer needs to step aside if dems take the senate for the good of the country
Step one: get hot (this may take time)
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Step one: get hot (this may take time)
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
Step two: put on a dress and jewelry including your pride necklace
Step three: vote like your life depends on it because mine sure as hell does
Step four: BOAT STICKER
The girl on the show went on to become a district attorney and law professor and also the host of a podcast about the show Step by Step
November 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The girl on the show went on to become a district attorney and law professor and also the host of a podcast about the show Step by Step
Lettering! Always the first step, both thumbnailing AND in the finals.
November 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Lettering! Always the first step, both thumbnailing AND in the finals.
Step 1: look like a pathetic sore loser dipshit
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ???
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ???
November 1, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Step 1: look like a pathetic sore loser dipshit
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ???
Step 2: ???
Step 3: ???
“No, I DO like the example I brought up”
<Takes another big step back into a corner>
<Takes another big step back into a corner>
November 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
“No, I DO like the example I brought up”
<Takes another big step back into a corner>
<Takes another big step back into a corner>
This country’s political class is one step away from re-introducing sodomy laws but for all sexualities
"MP has online argument with Canadian porn star" is unfortunately the least mental thing about this exchange
November 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This country’s political class is one step away from re-introducing sodomy laws but for all sexualities
Worth noting that Stevens is just taking what Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, etc were saying to the logical next step
November 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Worth noting that Stevens is just taking what Nancy Pelosi, Cory Booker, etc were saying to the logical next step
November 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Turn your friends into footrests with two easy steps!
Step on them once to take their focus 🐾
Step again to bury it 🌀
Step on them once to take their focus 🐾
Step again to bury it 🌀
November 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Turn your friends into footrests with two easy steps!
Step on them once to take their focus 🐾
Step again to bury it 🌀
Step on them once to take their focus 🐾
Step again to bury it 🌀
Dr Amy Acton, a remarkable Ohioan and public servant. We are fortunate when people like her step up and run for office.
@amyactonoh.bsky.social
@amyactonoh.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Dr Amy Acton, a remarkable Ohioan and public servant. We are fortunate when people like her step up and run for office.
@amyactonoh.bsky.social
@amyactonoh.bsky.social
One small step
October 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
One small step
Step 1: Vote 🇺🇸
Step 2: Tune in tomorrow around 4 PM EST for an extra-long evening stream of Hades II! I'm shooting for the true ending as fast as I can!
-R
Step 2: Tune in tomorrow around 4 PM EST for an extra-long evening stream of Hades II! I'm shooting for the true ending as fast as I can!
-R
November 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Step 1: Vote 🇺🇸
Step 2: Tune in tomorrow around 4 PM EST for an extra-long evening stream of Hades II! I'm shooting for the true ending as fast as I can!
-R
Step 2: Tune in tomorrow around 4 PM EST for an extra-long evening stream of Hades II! I'm shooting for the true ending as fast as I can!
-R
Guess the next step is shortalls right? 😅
Okay so I’m going to buy another one…
Bought my first ever onesie today and I 110% get the appeal and the design is so me 🥺🧡
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Guess the next step is shortalls right? 😅