A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
June 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
commission for surname
April 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Nothing says "I was handed the seat because of nepotism" quite like running under your famous dead brother's surname rather than your own current surname. Girl, please!
August 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Nothing says "I was handed the seat because of nepotism" quite like running under your famous dead brother's surname rather than your own current surname. Girl, please!
a funny thing is that the branches of my family include people whose surname is "champion" and people whose surname is "dread," and so i occasionally get emails with the subject titles like "DREAD FAMILY REUNION" or "CHAMPIONS" and i'm always momentarily like, "what the hell"
March 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
a funny thing is that the branches of my family include people whose surname is "champion" and people whose surname is "dread," and so i occasionally get emails with the subject titles like "DREAD FAMILY REUNION" or "CHAMPIONS" and i'm always momentarily like, "what the hell"
there is nothing "rational" about a triple hyphenated surname, jesus christ
September 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
there is nothing "rational" about a triple hyphenated surname, jesus christ
commission for surname 🌿
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Nothing says, "I'm only here because of nepotism" quite like using your famous dead brother's surname—Graham—to run for his old job when your current surname is Nordone.
August 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Nothing says, "I'm only here because of nepotism" quite like using your famous dead brother's surname—Graham—to run for his old job when your current surname is Nordone.
Solas Thedas. (THE Dragon Age Surname)
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Solas Thedas. (THE Dragon Age Surname)
“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
@jonesycartoons3.bsky.social was on fire this weekend.
The Farage Tapestry
"STOP THE BOATS!"
"ISN'T HIS SURNAME FRENCH?"
The Farage Tapestry
"STOP THE BOATS!"
"ISN'T HIS SURNAME FRENCH?"
September 28, 2026 at 6:04 AM
@jonesycartoons3.bsky.social was on fire this weekend.
The Farage Tapestry
"STOP THE BOATS!"
"ISN'T HIS SURNAME FRENCH?"
The Farage Tapestry
"STOP THE BOATS!"
"ISN'T HIS SURNAME FRENCH?"
presented without comment
November 22, 2024 at 5:30 PM
presented without comment
Is Kong like 'Smith' or 'Jones', just a really common surname in the jungle?
September 28, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Is Kong like 'Smith' or 'Jones', just a really common surname in the jungle?
The surname Kennedy
September 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The surname Kennedy
"(Prime) Minister" - name, surname ❌
"GD representative" - name, surname ✅
"GD representative" - name, surname ✅
December 17, 2024 at 8:00 PM
"(Prime) Minister" - name, surname ❌
"GD representative" - name, surname ✅
"GD representative" - name, surname ✅
"Is that lose-lipped gang member in the room with us now, Miss Luna? Because I think you're missing a 'tic' at the end of your surname."
May 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Is that lose-lipped gang member in the room with us now, Miss Luna? Because I think you're missing a 'tic' at the end of your surname."
James Talarico, democratic nominee for US Senate, went viral in Brazil because his surname means "wife-stealer" in brazilian slang.
March 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
James Talarico, democratic nominee for US Senate, went viral in Brazil because his surname means "wife-stealer" in brazilian slang.
💡 DID YOU KNOW?
The surname “Farage” is an old English contraction of “far right rage”.
The surname “Farage” is an old English contraction of “far right rage”.
June 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
💡 DID YOU KNOW?
The surname “Farage” is an old English contraction of “far right rage”.
The surname “Farage” is an old English contraction of “far right rage”.
May 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Racist, yes. But somehow racist in the most uninspired, lazy, hackish way.
It's like he hears an Irish surname and mumbles "probably a drunk, right?" Totally juiceless.
It's like he hears an Irish surname and mumbles "probably a drunk, right?" Totally juiceless.
the president is posting this morning about the reflecting pool and "Hussein Obama"
April 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Racist, yes. But somehow racist in the most uninspired, lazy, hackish way.
It's like he hears an Irish surname and mumbles "probably a drunk, right?" Totally juiceless.
It's like he hears an Irish surname and mumbles "probably a drunk, right?" Totally juiceless.
The lad who took me on a date was actually quite nice. But unfortunately I just couldn't accept a second date with him after I learned what his surname was. I've always wanted to double-barrel my surname if I get married. His surname was Cummings. Mine is Ball.
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The lad who took me on a date was actually quite nice. But unfortunately I just couldn't accept a second date with him after I learned what his surname was. I've always wanted to double-barrel my surname if I get married. His surname was Cummings. Mine is Ball.