I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
June 6, 2026 at 8:39 AM
I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take
Suspect has been captured in MN!
June 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Suspect has been captured in MN!
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.
Markwayne Mullin on the suspect who lit a fire and took shots outside a federal building in NYC: "If this was suffering from some mental illness, maybe we can get this Army veteran some help"
July 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Oh, so the suspect was a white guy then.
They have a suspect!
March 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They have a suspect!
I suspect there is no photograph of Mitch McConnell signing this, but I'm pleased that *he* did.


September 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I suspect there is no photograph of Mitch McConnell signing this, but I'm pleased that *he* did.


I suspect two of the hot words for 2026 will be “impeach” and “remove”
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I suspect two of the hot words for 2026 will be “impeach” and “remove”
"CSI: Reflecting Pool - The Usual Suspect: Incompetence."
September 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
"CSI: Reflecting Pool - The Usual Suspect: Incompetence."
Suspect Waits Patiently While Cop Sounds Out Miranda Rights
March 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Suspect Waits Patiently While Cop Sounds Out Miranda Rights
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat https://theonion.com/jd-vance-begins-to-suspect-there-another-group-chat/
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat https://theonion.com/jd-vance-begins-to-suspect-there-another-group-chat/
The Atlantic right now.
January 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Atlantic right now.
Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.
August 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Centrists are beginning to suspect everyone is getting tired of their bullshit.