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2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person
2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us
war was beginning
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INVESTIGATION NARRATIVE: SSH Kill la Killed 🧵
My job is to solve the Weird Problems as the Final escalation tier. I do this with generalist knowledge and practical experience.
New InfoSec/IT entrants often ask what this looks like in practice. Follow below.
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No. That is not right at all. Computers are barely involved.
You are battling humans who eat apathy and coordination problems.
Feds don't even need to pay for API access to Bluesky it's freaking free. You're all on a Palantir dashboard right goddamn now. Simply shut the fuck up.
*everyone loses consciousness before being able to clap*
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