#SWIF
They call this "wishcasting" bsky.app/profile/swif...
Ostroy interviewed Tapper, and Tapper kept emphasizing how it was fair to say Dems are to blame and that polling says the public blames Rs now, but that could change. Sad
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
For anyone not here last year — you heard correctly, I own the LGBTQ+ Lockheed Martin socks.
December 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM
80's: Imagine words as a person

2000's: Imagine 90 triangles as a person

2020's: They turned down the soft body physics of her breast mesh you can really tell if I set p.gravity to 0.7. The swing limits and constraints are halved, and the damping is basically locking them to her chest.
March 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
They should have learned from dril bsky.app/profile/swif...
Updated a classic
July 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
taylor swif
You look like, Taylor Swif

Not my photo stolen from fb. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
"This is at the heart of MAHA, and why RFK and co find themselves now on the Right— they are Nazis. They believe that the weak should be culled, that you should "trust your immune system" because physical strength and health is equivalent to moral strength"
August 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
While people try to divide us, I appreciate the common human visual processing quirk of having a general idea of what Tony Hawk looks like but never being convinced it's him because the final latch doesn't close in your head for some reason.
July 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us
in A.D. 2101

war was beginning
May 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Seemed inevitable when the massive funding passed bsky.app/profile/swif...
The magnitude is off the charts. They can't even spend that on normal things. They are going to have to shovel heaps of cash to contractors and start up the wildest, most wasteful projects
February 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The sign is still the wrong way though
March 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Put a lot of effort into this yesterday and would be honored if you read it
bsky.app/profile/swif...
==Training Lesson==
INVESTIGATION NARRATIVE: SSH Kill la Killed 🧵

My job is to solve the Weird Problems as the Final escalation tier. I do this with generalist knowledge and practical experience.

New InfoSec/IT entrants often ask what this looks like in practice. Follow below.
January 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Would a law firm that won't stand up for its own integrity and practice and gives away $40 million for lies represent any client effectively? And work to win the best outcome for the client?
March 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is indistinguishable from right wing gun nut larping you see all over twitter, it’s very odd bsky.app/profile/swif...
Note they cannot even agree to form an exploratory committee to bomb a Walmart
October 31, 2024 at 10:39 PM
The other thread: bsky.app/profile/swif...
A commonly-misunderstood aspect of computer security is that you are battling computers.

No. That is not right at all. Computers are barely involved.

You are battling humans who eat apathy and coordination problems.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
wow
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Damn. Was not aware he passed until today. Rest in peace. bsky.app/profile/swif...
Rest in Peace
Tony Stella
July 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I think I have to delete this because it's gonna attract a bunch of people to follow who are gonna freak out on me as the antichrist the next time I post about how good capitalism is to varying degrees of sincerity
Me in the house capitalism built for me
May 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
They literally federally indicted a guy for his Bluesky threats 21 days ago. He's in federal custody right now. They'd been tracking him for years.
Feds don't even need to pay for API access to Bluesky it's freaking free. You're all on a Palantir dashboard right goddamn now. Simply shut the fuck up.
July 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Counterpoint: Taylor Swif IS Fozzie.
Taylor Swift killed Fozzie.
January 12, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Imagine rotor wash from apaches synchronizing pressure waves upon your chest to the beating of a heart elevated by spectacle as you imbibe gasoline vapor. On that day, at that track, the world is perfect. You are the most powerful thing that has ever existed. You are an American in 1992.
August 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Look at me, I'm not putting my oxygen mask on first"

*everyone loses consciousness before being able to clap*
September 13, 2026 at 5:04 AM
swif- kelce passando o thanksgiving juntos amooo
September 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
🚨 hi new swiftie besties! here's a helpful thread of tips to make your bsky experience fun🫶🏻 feel free to add too

bookmarks--
if you want to favorite some posts, please use the pin emoji 📌 in a comment, and it will appear in your pin feed.
heres the link to the feed to add 🫶🏻
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February 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM