NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
September 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms.
Whatever he has the symptoms are being fat and bad at golf
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Whatever he has the symptoms are being fat and bad at golf
DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER
March 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
DO YOUR STRETCHES AND THANK ME LATER
Even my symptoms have symptoms
November 16, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Even my symptoms have symptoms
I Googled my symptoms...
Turns out 1 need to quit my job and stay home with my cat 🐈
Turns out 1 need to quit my job and stay home with my cat 🐈
May 24, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I Googled my symptoms...
Turns out 1 need to quit my job and stay home with my cat 🐈
Turns out 1 need to quit my job and stay home with my cat 🐈
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
Long COVID symptoms prevalent among healthcare workers
New research has found that 33.6% of surveyed healthcare workers in England report symptoms consistent with post-COVID syndrome. Yet only 7.4% of respondents reported that they have received a formal diagnosis.
New research has found that 33.6% of surveyed healthcare workers in England report symptoms consistent with post-COVID syndrome. Yet only 7.4% of respondents reported that they have received a formal diagnosis.
Long COVID symptoms prevalent among healthcare workers
New research has found that 33.6% of surveyed healthcare workers in England report symptoms consistent with post-COVID syndrome.
www.kcl.ac.uk
November 23, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Long COVID symptoms prevalent among healthcare workers
New research has found that 33.6% of surveyed healthcare workers in England report symptoms consistent with post-COVID syndrome. Yet only 7.4% of respondents reported that they have received a formal diagnosis.
New research has found that 33.6% of surveyed healthcare workers in England report symptoms consistent with post-COVID syndrome. Yet only 7.4% of respondents reported that they have received a formal diagnosis.
October 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
(realizes i am describing symptoms of depression) Oh
March 19, 2026 at 4:27 AM
(realizes i am describing symptoms of depression) Oh
This dog can smell blood sugar changes before symptoms even appear, and alerts with gentle nose boops until his human notices.
August 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM
This dog can smell blood sugar changes before symptoms even appear, and alerts with gentle nose boops until his human notices.
medfet scene where i ask you what is causing my symptoms and you give me a complete answer and then i don't have symptoms anymore
October 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
medfet scene where i ask you what is causing my symptoms and you give me a complete answer and then i don't have symptoms anymore
Folks who have experience being around the elderly with dementia will find this familiar.
Belligerence and aggression are common symptoms.
Belligerence and aggression are common symptoms.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Folks who have experience being around the elderly with dementia will find this familiar.
Belligerence and aggression are common symptoms.
Belligerence and aggression are common symptoms.
The withdrawal symptoms are hitting hard hahahahahah
TOMORROW IS OCTOBER 2026.
WE GOT S2 OCTOBER 2025.
A YEAR. *A YEARRRRR* AND NO NEWSSSS 😭😭😭😭
Someone take me out back and put me out of my misery, I MISS MY WIFE #hazbin
WE GOT S2 OCTOBER 2025.
A YEAR. *A YEARRRRR* AND NO NEWSSSS 😭😭😭😭
Someone take me out back and put me out of my misery, I MISS MY WIFE #hazbin
September 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The withdrawal symptoms are hitting hard hahahahahah
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved.
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Researchers used electric stoves to treat asthma. It worked.
The latest evidence that gas is bad for your health.
www.climatecoloredgoggles.com
July 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Insane new research. Scientists gave asthma patients free electric stoves to replace their gas stoves, then checked to see if symptoms improved.
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
Not only did symptoms improve, ditching gas was *better than medicine.*
Details in today's newsletter: www.climatecoloredgoggles.com/p/electric-s...
New research shows younger and middle-aged adults have worse long COVID symptoms than older adults
"On an average of 10 months after COVID-19 onset, younger (ages 18-44) and middle-aged (ages 45-64) adults had worse neurologic symptoms of long COVID than adults 65 and older."
#LongCOVID
"On an average of 10 months after COVID-19 onset, younger (ages 18-44) and middle-aged (ages 45-64) adults had worse neurologic symptoms of long COVID than adults 65 and older."
#LongCOVID
New research shows younger and middle-aged adults have worse long COVID symptoms than older adults
New study from Northwestern Medicine finds symptoms occurred regardless of mild or severe COVID-19 infection
news.nm.org
November 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
New research shows younger and middle-aged adults have worse long COVID symptoms than older adults
"On an average of 10 months after COVID-19 onset, younger (ages 18-44) and middle-aged (ages 45-64) adults had worse neurologic symptoms of long COVID than adults 65 and older."
#LongCOVID
"On an average of 10 months after COVID-19 onset, younger (ages 18-44) and middle-aged (ages 45-64) adults had worse neurologic symptoms of long COVID than adults 65 and older."
#LongCOVID
Trump exhaustion. It’s real. It’s relentless. It’s like a viral form of depression. Same symptoms too.
April 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Trump exhaustion. It’s real. It’s relentless. It’s like a viral form of depression. Same symptoms too.
Alastor's browsing web history:
-Allergy symptoms
-sickness symptoms
-sickness when youre around the devil symptoms
-heart palpitation around devil
-what is a crush
-symptoms of a crush
-killing devil possible
-Allergy symptoms
-sickness symptoms
-sickness when youre around the devil symptoms
-heart palpitation around devil
-what is a crush
-symptoms of a crush
-killing devil possible
July 23, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Alastor's browsing web history:
-Allergy symptoms
-sickness symptoms
-sickness when youre around the devil symptoms
-heart palpitation around devil
-what is a crush
-symptoms of a crush
-killing devil possible
-Allergy symptoms
-sickness symptoms
-sickness when youre around the devil symptoms
-heart palpitation around devil
-what is a crush
-symptoms of a crush
-killing devil possible
Kodi’s #psychiatry fact of the day: The natural history of #ADHD is that obvious hyperactive symptoms tend to wane with age but inattentive symptoms persist.
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Kodi’s #psychiatry fact of the day: The natural history of #ADHD is that obvious hyperactive symptoms tend to wane with age but inattentive symptoms persist.
Fun polio fact: it is asymptomatic in 70% of cases.
In 29.5% of the cases symptoms do appear, they are gastrointestinal distress, normal enterovirus stuff.
Polio only displays neurological symptoms in 0.5% of cases.
You don't remember polio, you only remember *longpolio*
In 29.5% of the cases symptoms do appear, they are gastrointestinal distress, normal enterovirus stuff.
Polio only displays neurological symptoms in 0.5% of cases.
You don't remember polio, you only remember *longpolio*
December 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Fun polio fact: it is asymptomatic in 70% of cases.
In 29.5% of the cases symptoms do appear, they are gastrointestinal distress, normal enterovirus stuff.
Polio only displays neurological symptoms in 0.5% of cases.
You don't remember polio, you only remember *longpolio*
In 29.5% of the cases symptoms do appear, they are gastrointestinal distress, normal enterovirus stuff.
Polio only displays neurological symptoms in 0.5% of cases.
You don't remember polio, you only remember *longpolio*
Oops, I have a severe case of woke mind virus. All symptoms match!
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Oops, I have a severe case of woke mind virus. All symptoms match!
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
March 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I googled my symptoms and it appears I am just old.
Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Other symptoms of frontotemporal dementia (FTD):
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
Inappropriate social behavior.
Loss of empathy.
Lack of judgment.
Loss of inhibition.
Increasing trouble using and understanding written and spoken language.
Trouble naming things.
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.
August 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I need a cottage on a quiet lake, a stack of books and a case of wine.