What Carmen Sandiego’s friends call her when she’s being a real asshole.
January 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What Carmen Sandiego’s friends call her when she’s being a real asshole.
today I learned that Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego Enhanced (DOS, 1990) shows a different ACME Detective Agency scene based on your system's date.
January 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
today I learned that Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego Enhanced (DOS, 1990) shows a different ACME Detective Agency scene based on your system's date.
We finally found Carmen Sandiego's brother.
This dude looks like he had to go rob a bank in the Old West right after debating lmao
July 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
We finally found Carmen Sandiego's brother.
Solemnly, at Carmen Sandiego’s funeral: do it Rockapella.
June 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Solemnly, at Carmen Sandiego’s funeral: do it Rockapella.
May 28, 2026 at 10:54 AM
That's Carmen Sandiego's dad.
OK, who knew that BBC boom operators in the 1970s were such fashionistas?
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That's Carmen Sandiego's dad.
where in the world is carmen sandiego’s self respect
March 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
where in the world is carmen sandiego’s self respect
This is Carmen Sandiego's Waluigi
As long as we’re on the subject, this outfit struck me as a purposefully fashy aesthetic:
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is Carmen Sandiego's Waluigi
The Chief has been notified
Chief Carmen Sandiego's Desk Briefing
Alt: The Chief from the '90's Carmen San Diego game show giving a desk briefing
static.klipy.com
May 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The Chief has been notified
Where In The World Are Carmen Sandiego’s Breasts
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Where In The World Are Carmen Sandiego’s Breasts
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's clit?
July 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's clit?
Marie Kondo is Carmen Sandiego's Wario
August 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Marie Kondo is Carmen Sandiego's Wario
Carmen Sandiego’s new game is educational in more ways than one
Carmen Sandiego’s new game is educational in more ways than one
10 years since her last game, the globetrotting spy returns to teach game literacy as well as geography and logic
buff.ly
January 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Carmen Sandiego’s new game is educational in more ways than one
I drew this back in March 2025 and I don't think I ever posted it here or anywhere so here's Carmen Sandiego's all out attack graphic as designed by me.
May 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I drew this back in March 2025 and I don't think I ever posted it here or anywhere so here's Carmen Sandiego's all out attack graphic as designed by me.
Damn it, Carmen Sandiego's done it again!
February 9, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Damn it, Carmen Sandiego's done it again!
Wife: why did Carmen sandiego get lost all the time
Me: She’s not lost! She’s a thief. You have to track her down.
Wife: Carmen Sandiego’s a thief?! I had no idea
Me: She’s not lost! She’s a thief. You have to track her down.
Wife: Carmen Sandiego’s a thief?! I had no idea
May 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Wife: why did Carmen sandiego get lost all the time
Me: She’s not lost! She’s a thief. You have to track her down.
Wife: Carmen Sandiego’s a thief?! I had no idea
Me: She’s not lost! She’s a thief. You have to track her down.
Wife: Carmen Sandiego’s a thief?! I had no idea
it's me, the man with the second fastest verified time on Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
it's me, the man with the second fastest verified time on Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time
melania serving hamburgler realness
January 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
melania serving hamburgler realness
January 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
He sounds like one of Carmen Sandiego's goons that was too stupid to make it to air on the children's television program.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4)
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
He sounds like one of Carmen Sandiego's goons that was too stupid to make it to air on the children's television program.
Carmen Sandiego's print culture
(From Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time, 1997)
(From Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time, 1997)
May 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Carmen Sandiego's print culture
(From Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time, 1997)
(From Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time, 1997)
I’m also very “Joe should play this game” on this one too: www.myabandonware.com/game/carmen-...
Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time (Windows)
Remember Carmen Sandiego's Great Chase Through Time (Windows), an old video game from 1997? Download it and play again on MyAbandonware.
www.myabandonware.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m also very “Joe should play this game” on this one too: www.myabandonware.com/game/carmen-...
I keep photoshopping my head onto Carmen Sandiego's body in my lecture slides and I have NO IDEA why I'm not taken as a Very Serious Educator.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I keep photoshopping my head onto Carmen Sandiego's body in my lecture slides and I have NO IDEA why I'm not taken as a Very Serious Educator.