i got MONTHS of death threats from pepe avatar jerkoffs five years ago for complaining about santacon but you don’t see me budging an inch on my position that santacon is for ugly tool losers
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i got MONTHS of death threats from pepe avatar jerkoffs five years ago for complaining about santacon but you don’t see me budging an inch on my position that santacon is for ugly tool losers
Dreaming of this for NYC SantaCon.
September 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Dreaming of this for NYC SantaCon.
victimless crime
LI teen arrested for fake SantaCon event promotion
Police say Emmet Blaney, of Massapequa, promoted fake SantaCon gatherings at different private beach residences, garnering over 600,000 views.
longisland.news12.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
victimless crime
Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...
Seeking Victim Information in SantaCon Investigation | Federal Bureau of Investigation
The FBI’s New York Division is seeking to identify potential victims of Stefan Pildes, who organized and operated the annual SantaCon event in New York City, from at least 2019 to present. Pildes was ...
www.fbi.gov
April 17, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...
St. Patrick's Day in the US is just Spring SantaCon. Petition to rename it LepreCon.
March 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
St. Patrick's Day in the US is just Spring SantaCon. Petition to rename it LepreCon.
Santacon in Montana
December 16, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Santacon in Montana
Honestly didn’t think Santacon could get worse but they found a way!
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Honestly didn’t think Santacon could get worse but they found a way!
last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
last night my husband told me that the moment he fell in love with me was six years ago, before we even met, when he saw these pictures of me trapped in santacon hell lmao
New: Feds allege SantaCon con
April 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
New: Feds allege SantaCon con
SantaCon is the worst thing that’s ever happened to lower Manhattan.
December 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
SantaCon is the worst thing that’s ever happened to lower Manhattan.
"Oh fuck it's Santacon" - official Santacon motto
December 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
"Oh fuck it's Santacon" - official Santacon motto
SantaCon could never 🙂↔️
December 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
SantaCon could never 🙂↔️
The Santacon battle lines are drawn
December 9, 2023 at 4:14 PM
The Santacon battle lines are drawn
PREDATORS VS. SANTACON: WHOEVER LOSES, WE WIN
Predator shows up at Beerfest. Gets drunk and hangs out with everybody. Throw the franchise a curveball.
what’s your pick for historical setting to fight predators in? i feel like PREDATORS VS. THE MONGOLS is pretty fertile ground for some fantastic chase and gore scenes, but there are plenty you could pick from
July 19, 2024 at 7:45 PM
PREDATORS VS. SANTACON: WHOEVER LOSES, WE WIN
Here's my cover for
SHIVER SUSPENSTORIES 3 #1
So fun drawing this Krampus terrorizing SantaCon.
SHIVER SUSPENSTORIES 3 #1
So fun drawing this Krampus terrorizing SantaCon.
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Here's my cover for
SHIVER SUSPENSTORIES 3 #1
So fun drawing this Krampus terrorizing SantaCon.
SHIVER SUSPENSTORIES 3 #1
So fun drawing this Krampus terrorizing SantaCon.
It's gotten so bad you can't even trust the ethics and propriety of the arch bro behind SantaCon
April 15, 2026 at 5:20 PM
It's gotten so bad you can't even trust the ethics and propriety of the arch bro behind SantaCon
Fuck I'm going out on a Saturday in December and I didn't think to check if Seattle also has Santacon
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Fuck I'm going out on a Saturday in December and I didn't think to check if Seattle also has Santacon
Wow. Footage I shot of Santacon 13 years ago got screen time on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Wow. Footage I shot of Santacon 13 years ago got screen time on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Santacon vibes
December 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Santacon vibes
christ, santacon just invaded
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 AM
christ, santacon just invaded
SantaCon is today, all traffic laws are suspended
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
SantaCon is today, all traffic laws are suspended
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO
Santacon is a terrorist organization
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Santacon is a terrorist organization
Succeeds in making Santacon appear quaint and harmless which is a really impressive feat of perspective.
May 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Succeeds in making Santacon appear quaint and harmless which is a really impressive feat of perspective.