What is my life? I got home and #TheHitchhiker is riding #MegaDuck, looks like they're having fun🤷‍♀️
This house isn't big enough for all this #Chaos 😲even if I'm the #ChaosQueen 💥 Just a #JeepGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #JeepLifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingMyBestJeepLife
#ItsAJeepThing #SarasHotMessLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️✴️

Feeling good💋 #NewHip but Only 3️⃣ days till #Halloween ⏰️🎃

Just a #HalloweenGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #SpookyLifeChoices 💯 🎯 #LivingMyBestSpookyLife

#IYKYK #INeedAWarningTag #AdultingLikeAPro #ItsASaraThing #ChaosQueen #Ferrel #SarasHotMessLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

1️⃣sleep till #NewHip but Only 4️⃣ days till #Halloween ⏰️🎃

Just a #HalloweenGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #SpookyLifeChoices 💯 🎯 #LivingMyBestSpookyLife #IYKYK #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #SingleLife #Friends #ChaosQueen #Ferrel #SarasHotMessLife #ADayInMyLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

Today in #SarasHotMessLife it looks like I picked up a #hitchhiker between my Dr. appointment and @soroptimist_yuccavalley meeting 🤪

#AnotherDayInSarasHotMessLife #MyHotMessLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #MakeItWeird #SingleLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛

Today in #SarasHotMessLife 🤪 I'm just glad to be home! Today reminded me that I'm truly blessed by the people God puts in my path... If for no other reason than as a reminder that he has a twisted sense of humor... #Wheee 🌀 #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️

#IAmAlreadyTiredTomorrow #NotAMorningPerson
Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅
#ADayInMyLife #SarasHotMessLife #caffeinated #SingleLife #BodyArt #INeedAWarningTag #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #F💣🤬 #ItsASaraThing #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛