NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
Mussolini fulfills a dream role: train scheduler
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mussolini fulfills a dream role: train scheduler
TXT reveals the promotion scheduler for 'The Star Chapter: SANCTUARY'.
October 7, 2024 at 3:12 PM
TXT reveals the promotion scheduler for 'The Star Chapter: SANCTUARY'.
The Star Chapter: SANCTUARY Promotion Scheduler
#투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT
#TheStarChapter #SANCTUARY
#투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT
#TheStarChapter #SANCTUARY
October 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The Star Chapter: SANCTUARY Promotion Scheduler
#투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT
#TheStarChapter #SANCTUARY
#투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT
#TheStarChapter #SANCTUARY
man my new scheduler absolutely crunched the hell out of the quality on this. Let's see if this is better!
July 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
man my new scheduler absolutely crunched the hell out of the quality on this. Let's see if this is better!
yeah I very much think they are inventing robot wife-servants because they’re mad human women have better options than wife-servant now
I think all the time about that guy who said male clients kept flirting with his automated scheduler because the software defaulted to a female name
I think all the time about that guy who said male clients kept flirting with his automated scheduler because the software defaulted to a female name
<<cackles darkly>>
How much of this tech bro shit is driven by the disappearance of female secretaries, who, let's be honest, kept a lot of companies running, and ability of wives to now say "No, time, honey, got a board meeting then school pickup, you gotta make the res for your mom's bday."
How much of this tech bro shit is driven by the disappearance of female secretaries, who, let's be honest, kept a lot of companies running, and ability of wives to now say "No, time, honey, got a board meeting then school pickup, you gotta make the res for your mom's bday."
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned.
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
September 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
yeah I very much think they are inventing robot wife-servants because they’re mad human women have better options than wife-servant now
I think all the time about that guy who said male clients kept flirting with his automated scheduler because the software defaulted to a female name
I think all the time about that guy who said male clients kept flirting with his automated scheduler because the software defaulted to a female name
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/
February 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots https://theonion.com/new-social-network-exclusively-for-ai-bots/
Scheduler: The last five digits of your insurance?
Me: P as in panther, K as in kitten, B as in bobtail, T as in tabby, J as in jaguar.
Scheduler: You made your own phonetic alphabet based on cats?
Me: Heh. Yeah, I guess.
Scheduler: Alrighty, your autism assessment appointment is all set.
Me: P as in panther, K as in kitten, B as in bobtail, T as in tabby, J as in jaguar.
Scheduler: You made your own phonetic alphabet based on cats?
Me: Heh. Yeah, I guess.
Scheduler: Alrighty, your autism assessment appointment is all set.
August 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Scheduler: The last five digits of your insurance?
Me: P as in panther, K as in kitten, B as in bobtail, T as in tabby, J as in jaguar.
Scheduler: You made your own phonetic alphabet based on cats?
Me: Heh. Yeah, I guess.
Scheduler: Alrighty, your autism assessment appointment is all set.
Me: P as in panther, K as in kitten, B as in bobtail, T as in tabby, J as in jaguar.
Scheduler: You made your own phonetic alphabet based on cats?
Me: Heh. Yeah, I guess.
Scheduler: Alrighty, your autism assessment appointment is all set.
Serena Williams Returns To Tennis https://theonion.com/serena-williams-returns-to-tennis/
June 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Serena Williams Returns To Tennis https://theonion.com/serena-williams-returns-to-tennis/
(This will be the last thing I post before the Early Access tier begins on Patreon. Again, as emphasised, those images will eventually be made public on here. Posted earlier on Bsky because it doesn't have a built-in scheduler that I know of)
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
(This will be the last thing I post before the Early Access tier begins on Patreon. Again, as emphasised, those images will eventually be made public on here. Posted earlier on Bsky because it doesn't have a built-in scheduler that I know of)
SEVENTEEN shares the promotion scheduler for 'Spill The Feels', out October 14th.
September 18, 2024 at 3:32 PM
SEVENTEEN shares the promotion scheduler for 'Spill The Feels', out October 14th.
ME: hello everyone
STONER: high
FARMER: hay
DOCTOR: how are you
MECHANIC: how’s it going
ASTRONOMER: what’s up
TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on
SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin
SAILOR: *waves*
STONER: high
FARMER: hay
DOCTOR: how are you
MECHANIC: how’s it going
ASTRONOMER: what’s up
TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on
SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin
SAILOR: *waves*
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ME: hello everyone
STONER: high
FARMER: hay
DOCTOR: how are you
MECHANIC: how’s it going
ASTRONOMER: what’s up
TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on
SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin
SAILOR: *waves*
STONER: high
FARMER: hay
DOCTOR: how are you
MECHANIC: how’s it going
ASTRONOMER: what’s up
TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on
SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin
SAILOR: *waves*
MFP has a lot of social media accounts, requiring a scheduler tool.
But for a long time, no scheduler had Bluesky, Mastodon or Threads options.
We couldn't ask our social media editor to manually post every story to all potential Twitter replacements. 2/
But for a long time, no scheduler had Bluesky, Mastodon or Threads options.
We couldn't ask our social media editor to manually post every story to all potential Twitter replacements. 2/
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
MFP has a lot of social media accounts, requiring a scheduler tool.
But for a long time, no scheduler had Bluesky, Mastodon or Threads options.
We couldn't ask our social media editor to manually post every story to all potential Twitter replacements. 2/
But for a long time, no scheduler had Bluesky, Mastodon or Threads options.
We couldn't ask our social media editor to manually post every story to all potential Twitter replacements. 2/
Safe to assume that the scheduler & handler that’s in prison could verify many, many things, right?
July 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Safe to assume that the scheduler & handler that’s in prison could verify many, many things, right?
não queiram saber qual o nome do scheduler de jobs que roda em kubernetes....
July 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
não queiram saber qual o nome do scheduler de jobs que roda em kubernetes....
Introducing kube-scheduler-simulator-
Introducing kube-scheduler-simulator
The Kubernetes Scheduler is a crucial control plane component that determines which node a Pod will run on. Thus, anyone utilizing Kubernetes relies on a scheduler. kube-scheduler-simulator is a simulator...
kubernetes.io
April 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Introducing kube-scheduler-simulator-
someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs
it actually works haha:
it actually works haha:
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs
it actually works haha:
it actually works haha:
Adams allegedly sent e-mails to his scheduler pretending that he was making arrangements to pay for travel that he was being given for free
September 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Adams allegedly sent e-mails to his scheduler pretending that he was making arrangements to pay for travel that he was being given for free
Heeeeeeeeey, finally videos are allowed here. was about time. now i need a post scheduler 😄
October 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Heeeeeeeeey, finally videos are allowed here. was about time. now i need a post scheduler 😄
We kept waiting and checking to see if the scheduler tool we used had added support for Bluesky, Threads, etc. Nope.
Then, last October, I realized that one scheduler had added Bluesky and Threads: Buffer. It'd require our social media editor, Dustin, to use two schedulers. But it was worth it. 3/
Then, last October, I realized that one scheduler had added Bluesky and Threads: Buffer. It'd require our social media editor, Dustin, to use two schedulers. But it was worth it. 3/
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We kept waiting and checking to see if the scheduler tool we used had added support for Bluesky, Threads, etc. Nope.
Then, last October, I realized that one scheduler had added Bluesky and Threads: Buffer. It'd require our social media editor, Dustin, to use two schedulers. But it was worth it. 3/
Then, last October, I realized that one scheduler had added Bluesky and Threads: Buffer. It'd require our social media editor, Dustin, to use two schedulers. But it was worth it. 3/
Jail for scheduler
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Jail for scheduler
I had a very successful debut as a kid summer camp scheduler last year. The first thing I learned is that summer starts in December.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I had a very successful debut as a kid summer camp scheduler last year. The first thing I learned is that summer starts in December.
Man Runs Fake Embassy While Posing As Ambassador
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theonion.com/man-run...
July 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Man Runs Fake Embassy While Posing As Ambassador
theonion.com/man-run...
theonion.com/man-run...
I HAVE SCHEDULED THE FUCKING LUMBAR PUNCTURE
well, my amazing wife (and medical scheduler) has scheduled the LP because they actually called her back today BUT IT IS ON MONDAY
well, my amazing wife (and medical scheduler) has scheduled the LP because they actually called her back today BUT IT IS ON MONDAY
February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I HAVE SCHEDULED THE FUCKING LUMBAR PUNCTURE
well, my amazing wife (and medical scheduler) has scheduled the LP because they actually called her back today BUT IT IS ON MONDAY
well, my amazing wife (and medical scheduler) has scheduled the LP because they actually called her back today BUT IT IS ON MONDAY
finally reached the ffs scheduler after weeks of phone tag & found out i’m probs not getting ffs until march at the earliest 💀
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
finally reached the ffs scheduler after weeks of phone tag & found out i’m probs not getting ffs until march at the earliest 💀