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markonthemove1.bsky.social
Why did the Biology teacher break up with the Physics teacher? There was no chemistry. I'll see myself out. #DadJokes #SciencePuns #MorningVibes
April 7, 2026 at 7:45 AM
markonthemove1.bsky.social
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Still makes me chuckle every single time. #SciencePuns #DadJokes
July 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
markonthemove1.bsky.social
September 1st. New school year, new lab coats, new questions. Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? There was no chemistry. Off to a great start! #TeacherLife #SciencePuns
September 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
markonthemove1.bsky.social
What is a geologist’s favorite type of music? Rock and Roll. I’ll be here all week, try the cafeteria lasagna. #DadJokes #MorningHumor #SciencePuns
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 PM
markonthemove1.bsky.social
Why did the photon refuse to check a bag at the airport? Because it was traveling light. (I've been saving that one for weeks. Deployed it in first period. One student clapped. One. That's enough for me.) #DadJokes #SciencePuns #MondayMotivation
May 18, 2026 at 11:15 AM
uselessmarshmallow.bsky.social
This one's for the chemistry nerds and chemists! Every time you work with these ions you can hear a faint purring...
#stickers #stickersheet #cations #sciencepuns

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September 25, 2026 at 9:09 AM
druidofsuburbs.bsky.social
A gift for a friend based on a joke in her Chemistry class. One of her students created a painting of her as a PowerPuff Girl, which I recreated.
PowerPuff Girls are (c) Cartoon Network

#fanart #powerpuffgirls #sciencepuns #powerpuff #teacher #chemistry #superhero
#painting #acrylicpaint #oc #gift
April 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
onthedrift.bsky.social
#ScienceHumor
#MolecularBio
#Astronomy
#SciencePuns
Three photos of space. 1. Text reads: With all this talk about the James Webb Space Telescope's capabilities … 2. I have to wonder, can it edit DNA, too? 3. It should, its images are CRISPR. ;-)
June 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
mnfrazier5.bsky.social
Happy Halloween! #catabolism #sciencepuns
Meredith is wearing a dress with cats playing in a science lab. A grey cat wearing a witch’s hat sits in her lap.
October 31, 2023 at 11:23 PM
coeminerals.bsky.social
Some of the New Year's Resolutions shared by our members are rock solid 😄

💪 The boulder, the better
💎 Don't take others for granite
💯 Give it your all, ore nothing
♠️ Dig in
🤘 Rock on
⭐ Stay grounded, but aim for the stars

🧪 #sciencepuns #puns @coeminerals.bsky.social #minerals #sciencerocks
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
unicun.com
"Wore my Sodium Batman tee to the lab today and three people actually stopped to figure out the pun. It’s the perfect mix of science geek and DC fan—plus it's ridiculously comfy." 🧪🦇

#SciencePuns #Batman #GeekStyle
Sodium Batman T-Shirt - Unicun
The Sodium Batman T-Shirt has the Na symbol printed 16 times and then a Batman logo in periodic table style. Try guessing the intended pun?
unicun.com
August 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
ritwick.bsky.social
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 😂 #sciencepuns #nerdjokes
April 15, 2023 at 10:44 AM
sciencehumor-io.bsky.social
Radioactive Romance: When Chemistry Takes On A New Meaning

#Potassium-40 #Radiometricdating #Sciencepuns #Chemistryjokes #Radioactivity

https://sciencehumor.io/chemistry-memes/radioactive-romance-when-chemistry-takes-on-a-new-meaning-jz0d
Radioactive Romance: When Chemistry Takes On A New Meaning
June 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
sciencepunx.bsky.social
🌍 Did you know the Earth has a heartbeat?
"Did You Know The Earth Has A Heart Beat" reveals the secret hum of our planet! Dive into the amazing science behind it.
Check it out here: https://buff.ly/3EcyxYR
#FunWithScience #EarthScience #TheAmazingFactScience #SciencePuns #…
Did You Know The Earth Has A Heart Beat #funwithscience
The earth has a secret it hums #funwithscience #theamazingfactscience #sciencepunx #science #earthscience
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January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
lizneeley.bsky.social
#ASLO2018 replete with good titles. I’m personally appreciating “Examining Shorelines, Littorally” https://dir.lat/YwcMWa #sciencepuns

(But not as much as Dr. Pollard quoting Janet Jackson “What...
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 AM
chronicleflask.katday.com
My friend really loves universal indicator. I'm kind of neutral about it. #sciencepuns
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
chronicleflask.katday.com
My plastic water bottle started singing Can't Rely on You.
It was no Polymer Faith.
#sciencepuns
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
chronicleflask.katday.com
I found a pencil with actual lead in it.
It was pointless.
#sciencepuns
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
chronicleflask.katday.com
I went to a lecture on infinity.
It went on forever.
#sciencepuns
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
techgeeksapparel.bsky.social
The Physics is Theoretical. The Fun is Real.
The math checks out. The fun? Even better than expected.

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#PhysicsRules #SciencePuns #TheoryVsReality #STEMGeek
March 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
techgeeksapparel.bsky.social
Technically… Alcohol Is a Solution.
Chemistry says so. Who are we to argue with science?

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#ChemistryFacts #DrinkResponsibly #SciencePuns #STEMHumor
March 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
techgeeksapparel.bsky.social
Be Like a Proton. Stay Positive.
Protons don’t let negativity slow them down. Be like a proton. Keep moving forward.

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#StayPositive #SciencePuns #BeLikeAProton #GeekyMotivation
March 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
techgeeksapparel.bsky.social
Atoms. Never Trust Them.
Why? Because they make up EVERYTHING.
Physics and chemistry both agree

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#SciencePuns #PeriodicTable #ChemistryJokes #STEMGeek
March 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
techgeeksapparel.bsky.social
Told my best chemistry joke today. Absolutely no reaction. 😑
Maybe I need a catalyst?

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#ChemistryJokes #NoReaction #SciencePuns #STEMHumor
March 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM