October 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Trump views pardons like Bart playing Rock Paper Scissors thinking nothing beats rock
President Trump told an interviewer he would pardon his aides if Democrats win control of Congress and begin investigating him.
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
November 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Trump views pardons like Bart playing Rock Paper Scissors thinking nothing beats rock
A Forest where something happens
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Inspired by @nekuz.bsky.social's Art with the Scissors
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Inspired by @nekuz.bsky.social's Art with the Scissors
November 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
A Forest where something happens
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Inspired by @nekuz.bsky.social's Art with the Scissors
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Inspired by @nekuz.bsky.social's Art with the Scissors
Can confirm rock, paper scissors was also played.
October 30, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Can confirm rock, paper scissors was also played.
You rhyme like the demon, Etrigan…
But no one scissors like Edelgard can.
But no one scissors like Edelgard can.
You are so fancy smartypants with your check of blue and Edelgard too. But a promotion of bronze and a hat made of sass should still be considered for the man who has America's ass.
I only decided to rhyme this at the last minute. I have no idea what is going on.
I only decided to rhyme this at the last minute. I have no idea what is going on.
October 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
You rhyme like the demon, Etrigan…
But no one scissors like Edelgard can.
But no one scissors like Edelgard can.
Take the scissors out of the toddler's hands
November 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Take the scissors out of the toddler's hands
My scissors are getting itchy.
October 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My scissors are getting itchy.
Rock paper scissors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Tony Rock > Chris Rock
November 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Rock paper scissors >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hello, this morning my 4 year old found my fabric scissors and cut up my couch. I gave him kid scissors and scrap fabric and told him I was upset and needed him to stay away from the couch and that we only use scissors in these specific appropriate ways. Please send drugs or coffee.
November 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Hello, this morning my 4 year old found my fabric scissors and cut up my couch. I gave him kid scissors and scrap fabric and told him I was upset and needed him to stay away from the couch and that we only use scissors in these specific appropriate ways. Please send drugs or coffee.
No Nuts November
November 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
No Nuts November
Forget running, I saunter with scissors.
October 30, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Forget running, I saunter with scissors.
My debut kids’ picture book, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, CHEESE is out NOW! Take it from my 8 y/o. It’s good!
Get it here: bookshop.org/p/books/rock...
Get it here: bookshop.org/p/books/rock...
October 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
My debut kids’ picture book, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, CHEESE is out NOW! Take it from my 8 y/o. It’s good!
Get it here: bookshop.org/p/books/rock...
Get it here: bookshop.org/p/books/rock...
Somebody please take his scissors away
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Somebody please take his scissors away
I would like (Sharp)Scissors not to come in packaging that you need (Sharp) Scissors to open.
October 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I would like (Sharp)Scissors not to come in packaging that you need (Sharp) Scissors to open.
I came prepared...
Salem the Cat with Scissors
ALT: Salem the Cat with Scissors
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November 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I came prepared...
HIDE THE SCISSORS NOBODY CUT THEIR HAIR
November 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
HIDE THE SCISSORS NOBODY CUT THEIR HAIR
Happy Jungkook Day!
Losing Rock, Paper, Scissors with an ARMY!
CTTRO
Losing Rock, Paper, Scissors with an ARMY!
CTTRO
October 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Happy Jungkook Day!
Losing Rock, Paper, Scissors with an ARMY!
CTTRO
Losing Rock, Paper, Scissors with an ARMY!
CTTRO
Paper, Rock, Scissors
October 30, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Paper, Rock, Scissors
local stationery raccoon shows you her new favorite $5 tool, “slide type” scissors:
October 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
local stationery raccoon shows you her new favorite $5 tool, “slide type” scissors:
Narrator: "Lorena Bobbitt has yet to be reached for comment."
Amanda Cerny Sharpening Scissors
ALT: Amanda Cerny Sharpening Scissors
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November 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Narrator: "Lorena Bobbitt has yet to be reached for comment."
LOOK AT YOONGI'S HAIR OMG HIDE ALL THE SCISSORS 😭
October 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
LOOK AT YOONGI'S HAIR OMG HIDE ALL THE SCISSORS 😭
Thanks @nemo01pp.bsky.social & @lazulileelu.bsky.social for the repost 🫶
Scissors
ALT: Scissors
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October 30, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Thanks @nemo01pp.bsky.social & @lazulileelu.bsky.social for the repost 🫶
October 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM