Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.
November 28, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Listen, I have my issues with C. S. Lewis, but “There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it” is one HELL of an opening line.
VOYAGE OF THE DAWNTREADER (CHRONICLES OF NARNIA)
HARD ❌
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
EASY ✅
"Look at this Scrubb..."
HARD ❌
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
EASY ✅
"Look at this Scrubb..."
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
VOYAGE OF THE DAWNTREADER (CHRONICLES OF NARNIA)
HARD ❌
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
EASY ✅
"Look at this Scrubb..."
HARD ❌
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
EASY ✅
"Look at this Scrubb..."
Oh no this pitcher’s name is Scrubb
March 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Oh no this pitcher’s name is Scrubb
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. Congress has not authorised the use of military force.
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. Congress has not authorised the use of military force.
So she will scrubb the files and docs to remove Trump. There won’t be full transparency. We are dealing with a cover up
February 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So she will scrubb the files and docs to remove Trump. There won’t be full transparency. We are dealing with a cover up
Ai Iz tinkin bowt th CRIMBE dat ai witnuss dis morny. Wun ov dades stoopid skwirrels an a scrubb jai akkompliss wurr vandolizzin MA FRUNT YARDE! Th skwirrel wuz kikkin upp dirt ontuo th sidewawk an th scrubb jai wuz pullin upp th grass! Iz der no ende tuo dese CRIMINALZ?? 🐿️🐦🙀😾
May 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ai Iz tinkin bowt th CRIMBE dat ai witnuss dis morny. Wun ov dades stoopid skwirrels an a scrubb jai akkompliss wurr vandolizzin MA FRUNT YARDE! Th skwirrel wuz kikkin upp dirt ontuo th sidewawk an th scrubb jai wuz pullin upp th grass! Iz der no ende tuo dese CRIMINALZ?? 🐿️🐦🙀😾
turned on the World Baseball Classic to see that England is losing 9-1 to the USA. This is the least surprised I've ever been. I'm British and I am honestly astounded that we have entire British team. One of them is called "Andre Scrubb." This is all a little on the nose for me
March 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
turned on the World Baseball Classic to see that England is losing 9-1 to the USA. This is the least surprised I've ever been. I'm British and I am honestly astounded that we have entire British team. One of them is called "Andre Scrubb." This is all a little on the nose for me
March 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. And he almost deserved it ~C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
January 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
There once was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb. And he almost deserved it ~C.S. Lewis, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Lots of ICE agents running around mask off right now. If you're catching a flight, snag some pics 📸
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March 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Lots of ICE agents running around mask off right now. If you're catching a flight, snag some pics 📸
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eustace clarence scrubb
July 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
eustace clarence scrubb
Off a pitcher named Scrubb, ouch
March 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Off a pitcher named Scrubb, ouch
mmm de yusual suspenkts -- raven, crowe, owr hawk is owt, -+
scrubb jaye also
scrubb jaye also
January 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
mmm de yusual suspenkts -- raven, crowe, owr hawk is owt, -+
scrubb jaye also
scrubb jaye also
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and the skipping dipshit almost deserved it." - C.S. Lewis, THE VOYAGE OF THE 'DAWN TREADER'
“…whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically skipping people’s dipshits off — then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.”
— Herman Melville, MOBY DICK
— Herman Melville, MOBY DICK
"Once upon a time there was a skipping dipshit named Valentine Michael Smith."
--Robert A. Heinlein, STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
--Robert A. Heinlein, STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
October 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and the skipping dipshit almost deserved it." - C.S. Lewis, THE VOYAGE OF THE 'DAWN TREADER'
There was a Barbie called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and she almost deserved it.
My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a Barbie, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.
And so we beat on, Barbies against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
July 28, 2023 at 1:00 PM
There was a Barbie called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and she almost deserved it.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
C.S. Lewis: There was a cup named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and it almost deserved it.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
C.S. Lewis: There was a cup named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and it almost deserved it.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Cup to rule them all, One Cup to find them, One Cup to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
November 24, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
C.S. Lewis: There was a cup named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and it almost deserved it.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
C.S. Lewis: There was a cup named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and it almost deserved it.
When he gets fired from the seahawks and gets a job cleaning cars he'll be Ryan Scrubb
December 27, 2024 at 5:38 AM
When he gets fired from the seahawks and gets a job cleaning cars he'll be Ryan Scrubb
I’m so Calvinist I’m going to name my firstborn son Eustace Scrubb because I know he actually deserves it
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I’m so Calvinist I’m going to name my firstborn son Eustace Scrubb because I know he actually deserves it
- Put in a pitcher named “Scrubb”
- Immediately give up 3 runs on 6 pitches to blow a 1-0 lead
what did they mean by this?
- Immediately give up 3 runs on 6 pitches to blow a 1-0 lead
what did they mean by this?
March 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
- Put in a pitcher named “Scrubb”
- Immediately give up 3 runs on 6 pitches to blow a 1-0 lead
what did they mean by this?
- Immediately give up 3 runs on 6 pitches to blow a 1-0 lead
what did they mean by this?
Scrubb giving up the go-ahead runs feels inevitable. Not even his fault if you think about it.
March 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Scrubb giving up the go-ahead runs feels inevitable. Not even his fault if you think about it.
you can’t just have some scrubb pitch to this guy
March 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
you can’t just have some scrubb pitch to this guy
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No dia 21 de setembro, WinnySatang vão se apresentar em um mini-concerto no LINE MAN FOOD CULTURE. O evento promove a cultura gastronômica da Tailândia, com comidas de rua, apresentações culturais e diversas atividades.
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No dia 21 de setembro, WinnySatang vão se apresentar em um mini-concerto no LINE MAN FOOD CULTURE. O evento promove a cultura gastronômica da Tailândia, com comidas de rua, apresentações culturais e diversas atividades.
#winnysatang
#satangks #winynny
September 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
WINNYSATANG E SCRUBB NO MESMO DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA