Brilliant idea! Next they’ll invent seatbelts and call them “freedom straps.”
May 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Brilliant idea! Next they’ll invent seatbelts and call them “freedom straps.”
We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.
May 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.
(🎵 Tank! - Seatbelts)
October 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
(🎵 Tank! - Seatbelts)
Fasten your seatbelts!
#henglhausiversary
#henglhausiversary
June 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Fasten your seatbelts!
#henglhausiversary
#henglhausiversary
They both got seatbelts for Christmas and now hate me
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
They both got seatbelts for Christmas and now hate me
Whoa! We just got discovery into Trump DOJ’s illegal targeting of FBI agents who worked on the 1/6 cases.
Fasten seatbelts…
-TN
Fasten seatbelts…
-TN
March 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Whoa! We just got discovery into Trump DOJ’s illegal targeting of FBI agents who worked on the 1/6 cases.
Fasten seatbelts…
-TN
Fasten seatbelts…
-TN
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
Fasten your seatbelts.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fasten your seatbelts.
Blaming COVID policies for a shooting is like blaming seatbelts for car accidents.
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Blaming COVID policies for a shooting is like blaming seatbelts for car accidents.
Fasten your seatbelts, America. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
November 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Fasten your seatbelts, America. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Please keep your seatbelts securely fastened. Shitler’s petty vengeance agenda is just gonna get crazier and dumber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Please keep your seatbelts securely fastened. Shitler’s petty vengeance agenda is just gonna get crazier and dumber.
Yeah, and every dad smoked Pall Malls in a station wagon with no seatbelts while eating canned ham directly from the tin.
May 12, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Yeah, and every dad smoked Pall Malls in a station wagon with no seatbelts while eating canned ham directly from the tin.
RFK Jr. criticizes science behind seatbelts
RFK Jr. criticizes science behind seatbelts - The Beaverton
Washington, D.C. – In another upending of health rules and regulations from the new administration, secretary of health RFK Jr. has revealed the true dangers of seat belt use. “Seatbelts may be one of...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
RFK Jr. criticizes science behind seatbelts
Libertarian writer Beepus Bryant IV has left Bluesky after being disrespected for his writing in the New England Journal for the Removal of Seatbelts
June 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Libertarian writer Beepus Bryant IV has left Bluesky after being disrespected for his writing in the New England Journal for the Removal of Seatbelts
no ones wearing seatbelts commissions opening tmrw 1PM pst
January 22, 2026 at 9:07 PM
no ones wearing seatbelts commissions opening tmrw 1PM pst
My uncle died doing what he loved: arguing that seatbelts are a government conspiracy. The funeral was closed casket. Obviously.
May 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My uncle died doing what he loved: arguing that seatbelts are a government conspiracy. The funeral was closed casket. Obviously.
i want to see headlines on monday "Why The Left Is Obsessed With Seatbelts" citing a post that claims that seatbelts are black because of DEI. i want to read an article about how air bags are restricting freedom of movement. i want to watch a crank doctor say that seatbelts can choke you to death.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i want to see headlines on monday "Why The Left Is Obsessed With Seatbelts" citing a post that claims that seatbelts are black because of DEI. i want to read an article about how air bags are restricting freedom of movement. i want to watch a crank doctor say that seatbelts can choke you to death.
given that the entirety of conservative ideology is fundamentally oppositional defiance, i think we should start a new public safety campaign about the importance of seatbelts. let's start talking about how much we love how seatbelts keep us safe. we don't even have to say that they secure pronouns.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
given that the entirety of conservative ideology is fundamentally oppositional defiance, i think we should start a new public safety campaign about the importance of seatbelts. let's start talking about how much we love how seatbelts keep us safe. we don't even have to say that they secure pronouns.
Good Troublemakers, Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy year!
December 31, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Good Troublemakers, Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy year!
Next week on Streetsblog NYC: Seatbelts are for pussies
Mayor Mamdani's focus on a helmet paints deadly crashes as the failure of vulnerable road users to protect themselves, rather than as the failure of government to stop completely avoidable carnage. buff.ly/0HIM3RQ
A Helmet Won’t Save Mayor Mamdani From a Crash - Streetsblog New York City
Mamdani’s announcement entrenched a persistent narrative that assigns responsibility for road safety to individual cyclists while downplaying the government’s role in designing safer streets.
nyc.streetsblog.org
August 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Next week on Streetsblog NYC: Seatbelts are for pussies
Stay safe, America.
Buckle your seatbelts and be prepared for 4 horrendously dangerous and embarrassing years.
Buckle your seatbelts and be prepared for 4 horrendously dangerous and embarrassing years.
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Stay safe, America.
Buckle your seatbelts and be prepared for 4 horrendously dangerous and embarrassing years.
Buckle your seatbelts and be prepared for 4 horrendously dangerous and embarrassing years.
And seatbelts. And vaccines. And food inspections. And and and
April 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
And seatbelts. And vaccines. And food inspections. And and and
Okay people, buckle your seatbelts 🧵
I cannot take the amount of time away from work that is required to tell this story right now, but oh I will tell it tonight
June 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay people, buckle your seatbelts 🧵
Nonsense. Not wearing seatbelts builds valuable car crash immunity.
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Nonsense. Not wearing seatbelts builds valuable car crash immunity.