i did some spring cleaning today and i swear there are barnacles growing on the house #seattleproblems
April 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
i did some spring cleaning today and i swear there are barnacles growing on the house #seattleproblems
Day in the office... good news the mountain is out. #PNW #Seattleproblems
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Day in the office... good news the mountain is out. #PNW #Seattleproblems
August 13, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Me trying to remember which Dumper I have for my profile pic.
#SeattleProblems
#SeattleProblems
July 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me trying to remember which Dumper I have for my profile pic.
#SeattleProblems
#SeattleProblems
January 7, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Spilled coffee all over my beanie this morning 🙄
#SeattleProblems
#SeattleProblems
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Spilled coffee all over my beanie this morning 🙄
#SeattleProblems
#SeattleProblems
Character on Grey’s Anatomy: “…on the I5”
me: “YOU ASSHOLE. YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE. YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF F*CKING GARBAGE.”
#SeattleProblems
me: “YOU ASSHOLE. YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE. YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF F*CKING GARBAGE.”
#SeattleProblems
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Character on Grey’s Anatomy: “…on the I5”
me: “YOU ASSHOLE. YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE. YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF F*CKING GARBAGE.”
#SeattleProblems
me: “YOU ASSHOLE. YOU F*CKING ASSHOLE. YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF F*CKING GARBAGE.”
#SeattleProblems
My poke bowl contains both avocado AND wasabi. That's mean, man.
That's just mean...
#seattleproblems
That's just mean...
#seattleproblems
September 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My poke bowl contains both avocado AND wasabi. That's mean, man.
That's just mean...
#seattleproblems
That's just mean...
#seattleproblems
Steam burned my finger making latte this morning #SeattleProblems
November 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Steam burned my finger making latte this morning #SeattleProblems
People sitting v. close with coffee & brand new moleskines. I'm afraid they'll see my screen and judge me for judging them. #seattleproblems
December 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
People sitting v. close with coffee & brand new moleskines. I'm afraid they'll see my screen and judge me for judging them. #seattleproblems
Seattle grocery stores at risk of closing amid crime & drug use 🏬💊; Starbucks reduces remote work options ☕️🌐 #SeattleProblems https://fefd.link/9UN4Y
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Seattle grocery stores at risk of closing amid crime & drug use 🏬💊; Starbucks reduces remote work options ☕️🌐 #SeattleProblems https://fefd.link/9UN4Y
I took Iorek on a walk after lunch, and nearly burned my eyes out due to the giant burning orb in the sky.
#seattleproblems
#seattleproblems
January 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I took Iorek on a walk after lunch, and nearly burned my eyes out due to the giant burning orb in the sky.
#seattleproblems
#seattleproblems
Only Washington could have rain that looks like a monsoon for 15 min. and then it gets sunny right afterwards. -__- #seattleproblems
January 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Only Washington could have rain that looks like a monsoon for 15 min. and then it gets sunny right afterwards. -__- #seattleproblems
The Sun! It burns! #SeattleProblems http://sdrv.ms/ZElp2c
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The Sun! It burns! #SeattleProblems http://sdrv.ms/ZElp2c
Pro tip: if you have delicious bags of coffee in your carryon, TSA will want to smell it. I would have brewed him a cup but I didn’t bring any liquids because I follow the rules. #SeattleProblems
December 19, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Pro tip: if you have delicious bags of coffee in your carryon, TSA will want to smell it. I would have brewed him a cup but I didn’t bring any liquids because I follow the rules. #SeattleProblems