Please join me in wishing Texas Republicans every success in their efforts to secede from the United States. We hate to see you go, but we love watching you leave.
November 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Please join me in wishing Texas Republicans every success in their efforts to secede from the United States. We hate to see you go, but we love watching you leave.
“The South Didn’t Successfully Secede. The Guardrails Held.”
November 8, 2026 at 6:50 AM
“The South Didn’t Successfully Secede. The Guardrails Held.”
So many “Democrats” say things like “let the red states secede.” Maybe after this they’ll acknowledge that millions of Black people live in red southern states.
November 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So many “Democrats” say things like “let the red states secede.” Maybe after this they’ll acknowledge that millions of Black people live in red southern states.
Still want to just let us secede?
People would joke about wanting Texas to basically die, that Texas was a failed state, and that its people deserved all the consequences for being under red authoritarianism.
Now that Texas is blue, the state might have just delivered the entire country from the GOP.
Y'all owe us!
Now that Texas is blue, the state might have just delivered the entire country from the GOP.
Y'all owe us!
November 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Still want to just let us secede?
Far too many white Dems:
The South will never be blue✔️
Let them secede again✔️
We're wasting money✔️
The South will never be blue✔️
Let them secede again✔️
We're wasting money✔️
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November 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Far too many white Dems:
The South will never be blue✔️
Let them secede again✔️
We're wasting money✔️
The South will never be blue✔️
Let them secede again✔️
We're wasting money✔️
They just learned to spell dumB. Learning to spell secede will be a few years away.
November 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They just learned to spell dumB. Learning to spell secede will be a few years away.
Never dignify the rhetoric that certain conservative states should be “cut off” or allowed to secede or whatever. It’s always been an absurd notion, but even when it’s said sarcastically it dismisses millions of people trapped under the systems that made those states so horrible.
November 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Never dignify the rhetoric that certain conservative states should be “cut off” or allowed to secede or whatever. It’s always been an absurd notion, but even when it’s said sarcastically it dismisses millions of people trapped under the systems that made those states so horrible.
It's funny that right after the 2016 election, some people were talking about how California should secede from the union and now it's on the verge of becoming less progressive than Texas
November 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It's funny that right after the 2016 election, some people were talking about how California should secede from the union and now it's on the verge of becoming less progressive than Texas
When El-Sayed is elected president, I imagine central Ohio will secede.
November 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
When El-Sayed is elected president, I imagine central Ohio will secede.
In 1776, about 1/3 of Americans said they wanted to secede.
About 1/3 said they wanted to stay with the UK.
The other 1/3 said, "Wait, what was the question?"
About 1/3 said they wanted to stay with the UK.
The other 1/3 said, "Wait, what was the question?"
November 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
In 1776, about 1/3 of Americans said they wanted to secede.
About 1/3 said they wanted to stay with the UK.
The other 1/3 said, "Wait, what was the question?"
About 1/3 said they wanted to stay with the UK.
The other 1/3 said, "Wait, what was the question?"
not!shepard, after the fall of the reapers the influence of the alliance military led multiple sectors to secede and form the new provincial government. the alliance control the seat on the council, who regard this as a human civil dispute. we need you to show them we won't be taken lightly
November 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
not!shepard, after the fall of the reapers the influence of the alliance military led multiple sectors to secede and form the new provincial government. the alliance control the seat on the council, who regard this as a human civil dispute. we need you to show them we won't be taken lightly
“Yah, I think it's time for a number of states to secede if this goes forward” now I’m imagining someone sobbing like a toddler because Delaware left
November 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
“Yah, I think it's time for a number of states to secede if this goes forward” now I’m imagining someone sobbing like a toddler because Delaware left
They can’t secede. They arent a state according to Jr.
November 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They can’t secede. They arent a state according to Jr.
I watched for a decade as people mewled about Texas being flyover country and how it should secede.
Eat those words, bitches.
Eat those words, bitches.
November 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I watched for a decade as people mewled about Texas being flyover country and how it should secede.
Eat those words, bitches.
Eat those words, bitches.
If you first don’t secede, try, try again.
November 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
If you first don’t secede, try, try again.
It's hard to secede when you can't even spell secede.
November 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
It's hard to secede when you can't even spell secede.
1) elite alt text
2) using the flag of pro-confederacy Maryland kinda gives the game away. If at first you don’t secede, try try again?
2) using the flag of pro-confederacy Maryland kinda gives the game away. If at first you don’t secede, try try again?
November 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
1) elite alt text
2) using the flag of pro-confederacy Maryland kinda gives the game away. If at first you don’t secede, try try again?
2) using the flag of pro-confederacy Maryland kinda gives the game away. If at first you don’t secede, try try again?
Would be so nice to see them secede from the airwaves
November 7, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Would be so nice to see them secede from the airwaves
Remember when Republicans were trying to get Texas to secede?
They should be shame walked in the town square.
They should be shame walked in the town square.
Damn y’all, we got blue Texas before we got Winds of Winter.
November 4, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Remember when Republicans were trying to get Texas to secede?
They should be shame walked in the town square.
They should be shame walked in the town square.
IMO anybody who says "let the red states secede" or "a small majority-white state should take precedence over Southern states in the primaries" is saying they want to muffle or outright silence the voices and votes of Black Americans. That is the racism of the white left.
So many “Democrats” say things like “let the red states secede.” Maybe after this they’ll acknowledge that millions of Black people live in red southern states.
November 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
IMO anybody who says "let the red states secede" or "a small majority-white state should take precedence over Southern states in the primaries" is saying they want to muffle or outright silence the voices and votes of Black Americans. That is the racism of the white left.
Orange and San Diego Counties are gonna pay for the whole rest of the state
and I guess eventually secede and form new new California
and I guess eventually secede and form new new California
November 10, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Orange and San Diego Counties are gonna pay for the whole rest of the state
and I guess eventually secede and form new new California
and I guess eventually secede and form new new California
Catalonia should secede and then we can get to work making another national Rugby League powerhouse
November 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Catalonia should secede and then we can get to work making another national Rugby League powerhouse
Let those tiny bitch states with no one living in them secede. Shouldn't have limped in, small blind.
November 9, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Let those tiny bitch states with no one living in them secede. Shouldn't have limped in, small blind.