If they try to "federalize elections" it's obviously time to secede.
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
If they try to "federalize elections" it's obviously time to secede.
Polls show only about a quarter of Alberta wants to secede so sure, sure, bank on that happening
Rep. Andy Harris: "The fact of the matter is Alberta is talking about seceding from Canada. We should make it the 51st state. Tremendous oil reserves there."
August 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Polls show only about a quarter of Alberta wants to secede so sure, sure, bank on that happening
I don’t like that people who say ‘secede’ never say ‘reparations’
April 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I don’t like that people who say ‘secede’ never say ‘reparations’
Massachusetts to secede
RFK Jr. says he wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe:
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...
www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...
RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe
The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.
www.bostonglobe.com
March 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Massachusetts to secede
oregon should secede from the union and portland should secede from oregon and east portland should secede from portland proper and my house should secede from my yard and my bathroom should secede from my house and the toilet should declare itself super-sovereign. thanks
June 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
oregon should secede from the union and portland should secede from oregon and east portland should secede from portland proper and my house should secede from my yard and my bathroom should secede from my house and the toilet should declare itself super-sovereign. thanks
Mountain Dew??? Alabama will secede!
I have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected:
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Mountain Dew??? Alabama will secede!
Secede! Secede! Secede!
June 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Secede! Secede! Secede!
Yeah I’m ready for blue states to secede from this shithole country
July 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yeah I’m ready for blue states to secede from this shithole country
Ok CA, if you secede, take us with you, from OR.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Ok CA, if you secede, take us with you, from OR.
At this rate a US collapse is imminent. This isn’t sustainable, some states will have to choose to secede to stay afloat.
February 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
At this rate a US collapse is imminent. This isn’t sustainable, some states will have to choose to secede to stay afloat.
It’s amazing watching how insane the souths leaders got by the 1850s. They were threatening to secede over literally everything!
September 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It’s amazing watching how insane the souths leaders got by the 1850s. They were threatening to secede over literally everything!
Lutnick accuses Mark Carney of "manufacturing" a controversy over trade so Alberta doesn't secede from Canada
August 27, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Lutnick accuses Mark Carney of "manufacturing" a controversy over trade so Alberta doesn't secede from Canada
ugh is Texas gonna secede again
March 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
ugh is Texas gonna secede again
I don't want to secede from the union, I want these evil motherfuckers out of my union
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I don't want to secede from the union, I want these evil motherfuckers out of my union
Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Rep. Andy Harris: "Look, if Minnesota wants to secede from the union and have it on their own, that's fine"
If Texas secedes but doesn’t know how to spell it, does it still count?
October 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If Texas secedes but doesn’t know how to spell it, does it still count?
Carville wants to secede and form the Confederate Consultants of America.
June 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Carville wants to secede and form the Confederate Consultants of America.
The word of the day is “secede”.
Sex-seed.
Secede.
Sex-seed.
Secede.
February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The word of the day is “secede”.
Sex-seed.
Secede.
Sex-seed.
Secede.
airport chilis (the good chilis) should secede. like west virginia and virginia
EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because ‘personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says
Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says
Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’
www.independent.co.uk
March 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
airport chilis (the good chilis) should secede. like west virginia and virginia
I want to secede. Fuck it.
January 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I want to secede. Fuck it.
When the vile idiot said that Putin wants to see Ukraine succeed, I think he meant to say secede.
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When the vile idiot said that Putin wants to see Ukraine succeed, I think he meant to say secede.
Can we secede yet???
March 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Can we secede yet???
Michigan wishes we could secede to Canada!
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Michigan wishes we could secede to Canada!
Not to mention their electricity. Can we secede to Canada? Seriously?
March 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not to mention their electricity. Can we secede to Canada? Seriously?