Steve Jobs predicted that cities would be built around the Segway.
A weird thing that really happened around the year 2000 was that mainstream news ran and pushed a story for MONTHS that there was a secret new invention that was going to be revolutionary and then it turned out it was the Segway
September 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Steve Jobs predicted that cities would be built around the Segway.
It’s a real “did you know the Segway inventor was killed by a Segway” moment isn’t it
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It’s a real “did you know the Segway inventor was killed by a Segway” moment isn’t it
Slapping a "I bought this before we knew the Segway inventer hung out with Epstein" sticker on my Segway.
New Batch of Epstein Photos Include Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Segway Inventor
New Batch of Epstein Photos Include Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Segway Inventor
President Trump is in there too, but you could probably guess that by now.
gizmodo.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Slapping a "I bought this before we knew the Segway inventer hung out with Epstein" sticker on my Segway.
we uninvented the Segway pretty well
September 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
we uninvented the Segway pretty well
getting doxxed by the gyroscope fanatics for pointing out that the segway inventor died falling off a cliff on his segway
September 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
getting doxxed by the gyroscope fanatics for pointing out that the segway inventor died falling off a cliff on his segway
Elon Musk pulling ahead in the fastest Segway competition
1 million GPUs! FT: "Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence start-up xAI has pledged to expand its Colossus supercomputer tenfold to incorporate more than 1mn graphics processing units, in an effort to leap ahead of rivals such as Google, OpenAI and Anthropic." on.ft.com/3ZDAvJU
Elon Musk plans to expand Colossus AI supercomputer tenfold
Facility in Memphis expected to incorporate more than 1mn GPUs as billionaire’s xAI aims to catch up with rivals
on.ft.com
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Elon Musk pulling ahead in the fastest Segway competition
Love Segway 🛵💗
October 28, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Love Segway 🛵💗
Don’t forget the Segway!
just a collection of "inevitable" multi-billion dollar tech that was going to be the future of everything until everyone in the audience who was supposed to just get on board said "lol no"
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Don’t forget the Segway!
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
January 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Typical Saturday night. Drank 3 diet root beers and crashed my Segway into a parked car
Die einzige Möglichkeit, auf einem Segway nicht wie ein Vollidiot auszusehen.
October 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Die einzige Möglichkeit, auf einem Segway nicht wie ein Vollidiot auszusehen.
jekyll on da segway
transportation is important
transportation is important
May 29, 2026 at 11:25 PM
jekyll on da segway
transportation is important
transportation is important
Would gladly trade this AI fascism timeline for the Segway Future
September 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Would gladly trade this AI fascism timeline for the Segway Future
Segway inventor Dean Kamen giving Ghislaine Maxwell a ride
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Segway inventor Dean Kamen giving Ghislaine Maxwell a ride
The designer of the Segway is also in the Trump/Epstein files
June 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
The designer of the Segway is also in the Trump/Epstein files
Panda pamps for segway!!!
September 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Panda pamps for segway!!!
this might beat the inventor of segway riding his segway off a cliff
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
this might beat the inventor of segway riding his segway off a cliff
For me it was segue / segway.
May 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For me it was segue / segway.
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
May 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Smells like Segway
February 1, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Smells like Segway
AI is like an even dumber version of the Segway Era.
Remember the Segway hype and the should window where they failed around for actual use cases besides tourist groups in large cities and very lazy beat cops?
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
AI is like an even dumber version of the Segway Era.
IT FOLLOWS, but the creature is always on a segway
March 8, 2024 at 11:35 PM
IT FOLLOWS, but the creature is always on a segway
