#Self-Driving
There is no "self" in self-driving cars.
January 29, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Fuck self driving cars.
December 11, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Don’t worry, the United States of America will be in full self-driving mode by Monday morning.
February 2, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Trump is driving the United States' economy like it were a self-driving Tesla, right into a concrete embankment.
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
These are the two idiots crashing the economy like a self-driving Tesla.
March 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
china making it illegal to call systems that aren't self-driving "full self-driving," and now eyeing a ban on stupid car doors that don't open in case of a fire, really brings home what a failed state we've become
September 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The alleged trillionaire promised to end hunger for 6 billion and never delivered. Just like the self driving technology
June 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Would this be … a self-driving Nazi? Or Auto-Heilot?
February 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
An entire row of waymo self driving cars are being set on fire.
June 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
full self driving $45M donations by 2017
@kilgoretrout.bsky.social I just came here to see if you had heard the news
July 23, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Or self driving abilities.
October 11, 2024 at 6:57 AM
We dont need self driving cars

We need accessible public transport for fucks sake
August 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps I.C.E. agents locate people to terrorize and abduct.

The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with I.C.E. and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.
Waymo Self-Driving Jaguar at Traffic Light
ALT: Waymo Self-Driving Jaguar at Traffic Light
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June 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hey so, if you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps ICE agents locate people to terrorize and abduct.

The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with ICE and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.
Waymo Self-Driving Jaguar at Traffic Light
ALT: Waymo Self-Driving Jaguar at Traffic Light
static.klipy.com
July 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It will be a "self driving" Tesla Robovan.
As a Brown person who looks vaguely Latino I expect to be thrown into a van & sent to a private prison labor camp to assemble domestically made iPhones for some failed gaming egirl to make MAGA tradwife short form gooner bait on for TrumpTok by 2026.
I believe it's called "1939"
January 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tesla is having major issue with its self-driving computer inside new cars
electrek.co/2024/12/16/t...
Tesla is having major issue with its self-driving computer inside new cars
Brand-new Tesla vehicles are experiencing self-driving computer failures, which are resulting in significant problems. Inside sources say that the problem...
electrek.co
December 17, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Seeing this chart just as Isee a quote from Musk saying fully autonomous self-driving will be ready this year.
April 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Congratulations on driving a woman to self-immolation! Proud of you!
Trump shouts out Rep. Tony Gonzales and says, “congratulations”
February 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
#Tesla earnings calls
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The self driving we deserve.
December 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Teslas don't use any of the fancy stuff other self-driving cars do. They just like, use a couple cameras and hope for the best?

Well, it turns out that's fine, because humans (the thing self driving is explicitly trying to replace) don't either.
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Because their driving motivation isn't progress; it's preserving space for their performative, narcissistic self-righteousness.
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“Self-driving taxis safe” says self-writing article.

From the new Private Eye, out now.
March 6, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Monday the stock market will crash like a self-driving Tesla.
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM