#Self-Realized
June 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"It took me, a very smart person, a decade to realize that Trump is bad while these people I think are stupid realized immediately" is such an incredible self own.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
My online life got so much better when I realized that

a) I didn't have to attend every argument that I was invited to

b) blocking was self-care, not weakness
Yesterday someone in my (threads) replies was mean to me for no reason and I was typing up a whole response when a small voice in my head whispered “block her instead” and I think? That voice might have been @scalzi.com?

Anyway I did and I’m glad.
January 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Had a 5pm wake-up iced mocha and suddenly became very self-aware when I realized I had essentially recreated the experience of having after school choccy milk
June 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives. But they’re still all in on the ban. Self-sabotage in real time.
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i feel like we could achieve world peace for a week if everyone collectively realized that not all wols/ocs are self-inserts
June 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I just realized that a self preservation habit I formed over at the other place was not looking at replies hardly at all to keep from seeing all the hate. Bear with me as I get used to actually chatting with decent folks again.
November 12, 2024 at 2:11 PM
had an absolutely brutal moment of self awareness as I realized that when I listen to ambient music called like Aleaeris 7: the Adonis Tapes by Hørst it's fulfilling the same purpose as my grandparents buying records called The Jimmy Cresp Orchestra Presents Tahitian Melodies
January 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i realized my younger self hating pink was never about pink.
February 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well done, @keating.house.gov

A true ally doesn’t just watch—they stand up.

I’ve accidentally misgendered someone at my daughter’s school before. It happens. The moment I realized, I apologized and made sure not to do it again.

Rep Keith Self did this on purpose. He meant to be hurtful.
March 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
CW for self harm talk

I realized I'm probably like, a few months clean from SH and while it's not like, amazing I do consider it an achievement.
April 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Perma-spider'd 🕸️
Should've read the fine print...
#muffetification
April 8, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Just realized I'm inevitably going to be a character in this guy's 10k word substack self-pity saga.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Yeah, huge self own. They quickly realized how to exploit it
February 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Brb I just realized I never formed a self
February 20, 2026 at 1:33 PM
he’s responsible for quite a bit of the shit we’re dealing with today.

the man was maga before maga self-realized.
June 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I realized an oc I thought wasn't a self insert was very clearly a self insert
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Puka aside, Adin Ross realized his audience is antisemites, so he leaned in on the self-hatred
On a livestream yesterday, Puka both:
- Said that the Refs throw flags that they know are bad to brag to their friends in group chats, and
- Told Adin Ross that he'd do a "covetous jew" celebration on his next TD score

Suspend him tbh
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I realized today that I have become exactly who my teenage self wanted to be.
October 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
visiting my art folder i realized, i should post my more self indulgent stuff i did awhile back. #squeakdoodles
April 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
doing the "i just realized the allies moving into berlin caused hitler to self harm :(" tweet but earnestly
Uwu but hawwv you considered the epistemological standpoint of da vice president, including his twauma
September 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I think most people have at least once looked at the news and decided to try making enough food in a home garden to be self sufficient, then realized fairly quickly that it's almost impossible these days, and that if we can't build communities that share safe food, we're all screwed.
August 26, 2026 at 4:47 AM
esse tweet antigo da mitski ta no hall dos prints que mudaram a química do meu cérebro
March 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Started to get a little self conscious about how much I've posted on a Friday night like people are gonna know I'm just sitting here with my cats but then i realized I'm proud to be sitting here with my cats
December 14, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Just realized Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again is free on YouTube so I’m putting this on as a form of late night self care
May 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM