I've cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self control.
September 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I've cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self control.
You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
September 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
You never realize how little self-control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
I've cooked for men I should have poisoned.
So...yes...I have self control.
So...yes...I have self control.
December 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I've cooked for men I should have poisoned.
So...yes...I have self control.
So...yes...I have self control.
Izzy doesn’t have much self control when it comes to little treats.
July 21, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Izzy doesn’t have much self control when it comes to little treats.
No self control.
September 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
No self control.
Not a single ounce of self control
May 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Not a single ounce of self control
I don't have self-control !
April 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don't have self-control !
Maybe it's not *ideal* to have someone with so much anger and so little self-control responsible for deciding if the US should start a nuclear war.
June 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Maybe it's not *ideal* to have someone with so much anger and so little self-control responsible for deciding if the US should start a nuclear war.
Mamdani has shown considerable self-control in the face of some quite horrific tantrums.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mamdani has shown considerable self-control in the face of some quite horrific tantrums.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
Self-control imo is the quality modern masculinity is most sorely in need of.
December 8, 2024 at 10:31 AM
😂 This level of self-control has to be taught.
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
😂 This level of self-control has to be taught.
Thirst trap 1/7 because I have no self control.
September 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Thirst trap 1/7 because I have no self control.
All humans want to control themselves. Strong people control themselves via self-mastery.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
November 27, 2024 at 7:41 PM
All humans want to control themselves. Strong people control themselves via self-mastery.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
Random Isabelles because I couldn’t control my self.
February 17, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Random Isabelles because I couldn’t control my self.
All humans want to control themselves. Strong people control themselves via self-mastery.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
All humans want to control themselves. Strong people control themselves via self-mastery.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
Weak people don't have self-mastery, so they attempt to control themselves by controlling others.
Autocrats aren't strong; they're dependent & weak. They need to subvert others' freedom to feel self-control.
(with self control) I want her so bad......
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
(with self control) I want her so bad......
The Kremlin had to exhibit self-control to praise this only after it was published.
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Kremlin had to exhibit self-control to praise this only after it was published.
Self-control…
…self… control…
self… is this gonna take much longer? I’m hungry 😵💫
…self… control…
self… is this gonna take much longer? I’m hungry 😵💫
November 12, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Self-control…
…self… control…
self… is this gonna take much longer? I’m hungry 😵💫
…self… control…
self… is this gonna take much longer? I’m hungry 😵💫
Trump must be senile if he cannot control his urge to self-incriminate.
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump must be senile if he cannot control his urge to self-incriminate.
I have no self control 💀🙏🐝 (wip)
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I have no self control 💀🙏🐝 (wip)
It's just the barely suppressed racism of the dementia-ravaged president coming out publicly in an act of rage because he has no self control or self awareness anymore. Nothing at all to worry about.
The president shared a scripted slop video about a Black doordasher stealing fried chicken.
May 12, 2026 at 1:14 PM
It's just the barely suppressed racism of the dementia-ravaged president coming out publicly in an act of rage because he has no self control or self awareness anymore. Nothing at all to worry about.