#Semi(detached)Kemi
#GoshBFDD final round. There are many types of detached @brokenfrontier.bsky.social
May 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
She’s wrong about herself and Miliband but I mean, the rest is just correct. The advantage or impediment of being semi-detached from what your audience of journos wants to hear, perhaps.
September 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Sir M, I can approve neither profane poetry nor slights to Elon:

Funny onion?
Not Elon!

This week he loved Kemi;
how we laughed at his semi-

detached love for Nige, hard on
the heels of his dedication to Tom

A hero to Tice & Jenrick
But I can’t think of a final rhyme
January 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
May I have the temerity to suggest that the current leader of the Tory Party in England is hampered by her name. ‘Kemi’ is a new one to me,being rather like ‘semi’-detached, and Badenoch is ancient Scots.So,‘ Kemi Badenoch’ might as well become ‘Tingly Lochwinnoch’ or even ‘Wooloo Auchtermuchty.’
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
‘Kemi,’ and I am convinced it is a mis-spelling of ‘semi’ as in semi-detached, is flailing in a hurricane blown up from her ancestral Hielan Hame of BADENOCH. How in Hades did she attach herself to ‘Badenoch,’ rather than Fort William or Inverness?Anyway, Semi Inverness is simply jealous of the PM.
April 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
#BadEnoch..one of the most vile, political,"forgettables" on earth-mimicking the #RedToryReject-Starmer's "it's MY party and it'll die, if I want it to!"

That went well for the "dead-eyed #Robot!" And #Semi(detached)Kemi..is just as arrogant,insignificant and infinitely more stupid"-so bring it on!
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October 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
We know! #Semi-Detached-Kemi..is as thick as oatmeal!🤪

And when "her lips move - she's LYING!"🤥🤢🤬
May 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Yes true... That semi detached you live in on the moon will have no stamp duty 😂😂😂😂 she's really funny
I don't think there is any point unpacking ya bags when you get back from conference ! Tic Tok ya time is up Kemi
Your so weak 😅😂🤣
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
2/2 Maybe #BadEnoch..could ask her lawyers to find out:👇
1 WHY #Wandsworth-Council has FAILED its audit, THREE years in a row?😳

2 WHY it CAN'T provide evidence of a *missing* £3.57BILLION🤑to its own auditors?😲

#Semi(detached)Kemi, should contact the #FraudSquad!😖👮

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September 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM