It appears that the United States is going to celebrate its Semiquincentennial Anniversary by burning itself to the ground and then salting the earth. Glory!
July 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It appears that the United States is going to celebrate its Semiquincentennial Anniversary by burning itself to the ground and then salting the earth. Glory!
semiquincentennial of humiliation
NEW: U.S. military action on Iran dubbed "Operation Epic Fury"
February 28, 2026 at 2:25 PM
semiquincentennial of humiliation
All of the official Semiquincentennial stuff is gonna be so grim and stupid
July 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
All of the official Semiquincentennial stuff is gonna be so grim and stupid
Get ready for the gaudiest, tackiest, most jingoistic, low-rent semiquincentennial you can’t even imagine.
November 10, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Get ready for the gaudiest, tackiest, most jingoistic, low-rent semiquincentennial you can’t even imagine.
And the Semiquincentennial is gonna be the Birthday Parade on steroids
September 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
And the Semiquincentennial is gonna be the Birthday Parade on steroids
he's gonna be president when we host the olympics, the world cup, and the Semiquincentennial
Honestly, I still can't believe we elected Trump again during one of those most peaceful and prosperous times in American history
December 29, 2024 at 9:20 PM
he's gonna be president when we host the olympics, the world cup, and the Semiquincentennial
Do Democrats need their own human cage fighting match to celebrate America’s semiquincentennial?
May 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Do Democrats need their own human cage fighting match to celebrate America’s semiquincentennial?
By far the worst semiquincentennial I've ever seen.
July 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
By far the worst semiquincentennial I've ever seen.
My great grandchild: grand papa, how did you celebrate the semiquincentennial?
Me (92 years old): well, mostly by learning the chemical processes involving pool painting and the phosphate cycles of algae blooms
Me (92 years old): well, mostly by learning the chemical processes involving pool painting and the phosphate cycles of algae blooms
June 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My great grandchild: grand papa, how did you celebrate the semiquincentennial?
Me (92 years old): well, mostly by learning the chemical processes involving pool painting and the phosphate cycles of algae blooms
Me (92 years old): well, mostly by learning the chemical processes involving pool painting and the phosphate cycles of algae blooms
Well before our semiquincentennial, apparently
Anybody else figure out that Trump is trying to make himself (and Elon) king before our semiquincentennial?
February 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Well before our semiquincentennial, apparently
Allow me to be the first person to overuse the word semiquincentennial.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Allow me to be the first person to overuse the word semiquincentennial.
oh god, Trump crashing the Fed right in time for the semiquincentennial is some Looming Overwrought Writer Bullshit
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
oh god, Trump crashing the Fed right in time for the semiquincentennial is some Looming Overwrought Writer Bullshit
AG1 special 250th Semiquincentennial Sludge edition
It's gonna look like a health food smoothie
May 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
AG1 special 250th Semiquincentennial Sludge edition
Just remembered the American Semiquincentennial is fast approaching.
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Just remembered the American Semiquincentennial is fast approaching.
the US has a chance to really, REALLY celebrate its semiquincentennial next year
February 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
the US has a chance to really, REALLY celebrate its semiquincentennial next year
Some updates on America250, the reflecting pool situation, and Border Patrol.
Happy Semiquincentennial, America!
Things are going great
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April 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Some updates on America250, the reflecting pool situation, and Border Patrol.
Are you ready for her semiquincentennial?
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Are you ready for her semiquincentennial?
After the East Wing demolition, it feels like all bets are off for the monuments that Trump will mess with for the semiquincentennial next year
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
After the East Wing demolition, it feels like all bets are off for the monuments that Trump will mess with for the semiquincentennial next year
I swear to God, if Democrats hijack the good vibes of the Semiquincentennial.
March 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I swear to God, if Democrats hijack the good vibes of the Semiquincentennial.
They're selling these Trump coins at a 144% markup, which is exactly what you'd expect
www.usmint.gov/semiquincent...
www.usmint.gov/semiquincent...
September 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
They're selling these Trump coins at a 144% markup, which is exactly what you'd expect
www.usmint.gov/semiquincent...
www.usmint.gov/semiquincent...
Some photos from today’s community parade in #Lexington to celebrate the kickoff of our nation’s semiquincentennial!
Proud to live in a community that stands up to kings
Proud to live in a community that stands up to kings
April 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Some photos from today’s community parade in #Lexington to celebrate the kickoff of our nation’s semiquincentennial!
Proud to live in a community that stands up to kings
Proud to live in a community that stands up to kings
We’ve got a call for papers at @modamhist.bsky.social — write for us!
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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Call for Papers for Special Issue 2026—The United States’ Semiquincentennial | Modern American History | Cambridge Core
Call for Papers for Special Issue 2026—The United States’ Semiquincentennial - Volume 7 Issue 3
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January 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We’ve got a call for papers at @modamhist.bsky.social — write for us!
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
I cant wait for America to commence to jiggling during our upcoming Semiquincentennial.
May 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I cant wait for America to commence to jiggling during our upcoming Semiquincentennial.
Tangentially related: I'm genuinely saddened that Trump will be in charge of the Semiquincentennial
Looking forward to whatever garish display his muppets assemble... 🫤
Looking forward to whatever garish display his muppets assemble... 🫤
But what really sucks is that this comes after four years of Biden being blamed for the mess Trump created.
Democracy is so awesome.
Democracy is so awesome.
The next four years are in large part going to be Trump taking credit for what Biden and Harris already did.
December 2, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Tangentially related: I'm genuinely saddened that Trump will be in charge of the Semiquincentennial
Looking forward to whatever garish display his muppets assemble... 🫤
Looking forward to whatever garish display his muppets assemble... 🫤