forced clown-ification via sentient magic ghost clown gloves or something
November 11, 2026 at 2:13 PM
forced clown-ification via sentient magic ghost clown gloves or something
getting Chotinered by a semi sentient blancmange
DOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
TRUMP: So did everyone’s
DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion
TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
November 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
getting Chotinered by a semi sentient blancmange
sentient dandelion puff
November 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
sentient dandelion puff
also sentient magic ghost clown gloves or something sex
November 11, 2026 at 2:14 PM
also sentient magic ghost clown gloves or something sex
Smithers sentient beanie baby
November 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Smithers sentient beanie baby
i made a rabbit you can fuck. they are useless but cute, primarily because they are utterly fascinated by sentient life, are sentient, nearly indestructible, and clearly enjoy other sentient species doing literally anything to or with them like they're objects. they're just around.
November 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
i made a rabbit you can fuck. they are useless but cute, primarily because they are utterly fascinated by sentient life, are sentient, nearly indestructible, and clearly enjoy other sentient species doing literally anything to or with them like they're objects. they're just around.
why can't sentient fat-bootied feral sex god cats be real
November 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
why can't sentient fat-bootied feral sex god cats be real
Parasomnia for @cathyraytv.bsky.social's birthday !!
November 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Parasomnia for @cathyraytv.bsky.social's birthday !!
lol at having Sam Harris show up to be a sentient one of these
November 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
lol at having Sam Harris show up to be a sentient one of these
i think they are useless but cute, primarily because they are utterly fascinated by sentient life, are sentient, nearly indestructible, and clearly enjoy other sentient species doing literally anything to or with them like they're objects. they're just around.
November 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
i think they are useless but cute, primarily because they are utterly fascinated by sentient life, are sentient, nearly indestructible, and clearly enjoy other sentient species doing literally anything to or with them like they're objects. they're just around.
lol John Oliver called Stephen Miller a "sentient 4-chan post" 💀
November 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
lol John Oliver called Stephen Miller a "sentient 4-chan post" 💀
Day 26 Written
Note for my readers: If you ever change someone into a sentient balloon, Make sure they can't Interrupt your Writing
#Octransfur #TFeveryday
Note for my readers: If you ever change someone into a sentient balloon, Make sure they can't Interrupt your Writing
#Octransfur #TFeveryday
November 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Day 26 Written
Note for my readers: If you ever change someone into a sentient balloon, Make sure they can't Interrupt your Writing
#Octransfur #TFeveryday
Note for my readers: If you ever change someone into a sentient balloon, Make sure they can't Interrupt your Writing
#Octransfur #TFeveryday
i'll take a sentient pair of brass knuckles over jeffries any day
November 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
i'll take a sentient pair of brass knuckles over jeffries any day
Satire AND consensual collaboration with sentient human beings only?
November 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Satire AND consensual collaboration with sentient human beings only?
An entire team eliminated to pay one sentient toilet bowl
November 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
An entire team eliminated to pay one sentient toilet bowl
I don't know how you could confuse the man who is pushing for sentient AI and destabilizing the world economy for someone from Deus Ex
November 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I don't know how you could confuse the man who is pushing for sentient AI and destabilizing the world economy for someone from Deus Ex
Ok these replies are always bad but I have to say why does it have a hat
November 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Ok these replies are always bad but I have to say why does it have a hat
Who gets to be sentient? www.vox.com/explain-it-t...
Why animals are smarter than we think
Who gets to be sentient?
www.vox.com
November 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Who gets to be sentient? www.vox.com/explain-it-t...
No i wanna believe they're sentient
November 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
No i wanna believe they're sentient
Stephen Miller looks like a rejected 60's/70's era Hanna-Barbera baddie's henchman. Just a sentient cackle made manifest.
Stephen Miller looks like what you’d get if a stagnant swamp witch plucked a mutated polyp off the sides of an uncleaned septic tank, gave it anti-life, and let it loose upon the world.
Stephen Miller looks like somebody pickled a homunculus
November 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Stephen Miller looks like a rejected 60's/70's era Hanna-Barbera baddie's henchman. Just a sentient cackle made manifest.
Animals are sentient beings
They deserve respect.
They should be free from oppression and exploitation.
Why not go vegan today?
#NonViolence #SomeoneNotSomething #WeAreAllEarthlings #DitchDairy #GoVegan
They deserve respect.
They should be free from oppression and exploitation.
Why not go vegan today?
#NonViolence #SomeoneNotSomething #WeAreAllEarthlings #DitchDairy #GoVegan
November 10, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Animals are sentient beings
They deserve respect.
They should be free from oppression and exploitation.
Why not go vegan today?
#NonViolence #SomeoneNotSomething #WeAreAllEarthlings #DitchDairy #GoVegan
They deserve respect.
They should be free from oppression and exploitation.
Why not go vegan today?
#NonViolence #SomeoneNotSomething #WeAreAllEarthlings #DitchDairy #GoVegan
Wild news to those of us who were sentient in 2023.
November 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Wild news to those of us who were sentient in 2023.
Are you selfshipping with a teddy bear? A SENTIENT teddy bear, yes. Get over it.
November 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Are you selfshipping with a teddy bear? A SENTIENT teddy bear, yes. Get over it.
So is there a third story in this movie, and does it involve a sentient ear? A sentient spleen? #Riffotronic
November 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
So is there a third story in this movie, and does it involve a sentient ear? A sentient spleen? #Riffotronic
Go home and be a sentient plant CHS
MS NOW: Democrat Scott Colom's lead in the Mississippi Senate race has now increased to 2,851 votes.
November 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Go home and be a sentient plant CHS