Worst song take that ever released:
Could it be sepsis...
Could it be sepsis...
Take That: Howard, Jason, Gary
ALT: Take That: Howard, Jason, Gary
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October 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Worst song take that ever released:
Could it be sepsis...
Could it be sepsis...
“One in three mothers with sepsis developed respiratory distress syndrome, 23.4% acute kidney failure, and 23.4% septic shock. And sepsis was involved in 18.3% of maternal respiratory ventilations performed” www.medpagetoday.com/criticalcare...
Sepsis in Pregnancy Is a Deadly Combo: Here's Who's at Risk
In maternal mortality hotspot, 32% of delivery-associated hospital deaths involved sepsis
www.medpagetoday.com
October 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“One in three mothers with sepsis developed respiratory distress syndrome, 23.4% acute kidney failure, and 23.4% septic shock. And sepsis was involved in 18.3% of maternal respiratory ventilations performed” www.medpagetoday.com/criticalcare...
Three glasses of wine last night? Sepsis detection powers ACTIVATE!
October 1, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Three glasses of wine last night? Sepsis detection powers ACTIVATE!
As part of my glorious history of failing to go to hospital with serious issues (see also: going to see Stereolab with three broken ribs and a broken arm), I once kept putting off going to the doctor with what turned out to be sepsis because "it's just a stomach bug".
October 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
As part of my glorious history of failing to go to hospital with serious issues (see also: going to see Stereolab with three broken ribs and a broken arm), I once kept putting off going to the doctor with what turned out to be sepsis because "it's just a stomach bug".
*me, mid-panic attack, feeling like I'm going to die* I think I hauve sepsis
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time.
Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
October 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
*me, mid-panic attack, feeling like I'm going to die* I think I hauve sepsis
My wife - a provincial politician and cabinet minister - contracted sepsis and nearly died last year.
This year she hosted a sepsis awareness event at the Manitoba Legislature here in Winnipeg. The event promoted the use of TIME:
Temperature
Infection
Mental decline
Extremely ill
Her story:
This year she hosted a sepsis awareness event at the Manitoba Legislature here in Winnipeg. The event promoted the use of TIME:
Temperature
Infection
Mental decline
Extremely ill
Her story:
Manitoba cabinet minister speaking out after life-threatening sepsis scare | CBC News
A Manitoba cabinet minister is warning others to take their health seriously when they are feeling ill, after a sepsis scare in April left her in a hospital bed, slipping in and out of consciousness, ...
www.cbc.ca
October 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
My wife - a provincial politician and cabinet minister - contracted sepsis and nearly died last year.
This year she hosted a sepsis awareness event at the Manitoba Legislature here in Winnipeg. The event promoted the use of TIME:
Temperature
Infection
Mental decline
Extremely ill
Her story:
This year she hosted a sepsis awareness event at the Manitoba Legislature here in Winnipeg. The event promoted the use of TIME:
Temperature
Infection
Mental decline
Extremely ill
Her story:
The header implies this is a list of things to watch for when looking at someone else, so the I makes this very weird
"I think you've got sepsis"
"How can you tell?"
"I feel like I'm going to die"
"I think you've got sepsis"
"How can you tell?"
"I feel like I'm going to die"
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time.
Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
October 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The header implies this is a list of things to watch for when looking at someone else, so the I makes this very weird
"I think you've got sepsis"
"How can you tell?"
"I feel like I'm going to die"
"I think you've got sepsis"
"How can you tell?"
"I feel like I'm going to die"
I don't have sepsis, I have SEPSIS.
October 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I don't have sepsis, I have SEPSIS.
It could be sepsis - or you may have become a zombie?
October 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It could be sepsis - or you may have become a zombie?
Anyone who legitimately has sepsis is not going to be able to remember that.
October 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Anyone who legitimately has sepsis is not going to be able to remember that.
SEPSIS gonna SEPSIS
October 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
SEPSIS gonna SEPSIS
Fern Britton described this very vividly about her sepsis experience.
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Fern Britton described this very vividly about her sepsis experience.
Sounds like I might confuse sepsis and a hangover with those descriptions
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Sounds like I might confuse sepsis and a hangover with those descriptions
They did a study on whether this particular acrostic works or not
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Presenting Symptoms in Sepsis: Is the Mnemonic “SEPSIS” Useful?
The mnemonic “SEPSIS” (S = Slurred speech or confusion, E = Extreme shivering or muscle pain, fever, P = Passing no urine all day, S = Severe breathlessness, I = It feels like you are going to die, S ...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
October 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
They did a study on whether this particular acrostic works or not
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
sepsistrust.org/about-sepsis/
Only adults get a mnemonic. Children have a different set of symptoms but no mnemonic of their own; fuck those guys I guess
Only adults get a mnemonic. Children have a different set of symptoms but no mnemonic of their own; fuck those guys I guess
About sepsis
Sepsis is a life-threatening condition that can lead to organ failure and death if not treated promptly. Learn the signs in adults and children with UKST.
sepsistrust.org
October 1, 2026 at 12:38 PM
sepsistrust.org/about-sepsis/
Only adults get a mnemonic. Children have a different set of symptoms but no mnemonic of their own; fuck those guys I guess
Only adults get a mnemonic. Children have a different set of symptoms but no mnemonic of their own; fuck those guys I guess
I mean, what is the timeline? Does Sepsis cause existential dread about the finite nature of my existence?
October 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I mean, what is the timeline? Does Sepsis cause existential dread about the finite nature of my existence?
My dentist has a poster that says "Could it be sepsis", which always has me singing Take That/Barry Manilow for the rest of the day.
October 1, 2026 at 12:18 PM
My dentist has a poster that says "Could it be sepsis", which always has me singing Take That/Barry Manilow for the rest of the day.
Also, can't shake the sound of Take That singing "Could it be sepsis?"
October 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Also, can't shake the sound of Take That singing "Could it be sepsis?"
Slurring
Eww, I feel awful
Perhaps I have
Sepsis or something
I really do feel rotten
Shit, do I have sepsis?
Eww, I feel awful
Perhaps I have
Sepsis or something
I really do feel rotten
Shit, do I have sepsis?
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October 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Slurring
Eww, I feel awful
Perhaps I have
Sepsis or something
I really do feel rotten
Shit, do I have sepsis?
Eww, I feel awful
Perhaps I have
Sepsis or something
I really do feel rotten
Shit, do I have sepsis?
Challenge accepted, Bex:
Absolutely worn out
Seizure
Terrible rash
Ot or cold (if it’s Yorkshire sepsis)
Under the weather (probably)
Not having a wee
Definitely didn’t have a wee
It’s tricky to breathe
Not fancying your tea (dinner for southerners)
Grey, blue or blotchy skin
Absolutely worn out
Seizure
Terrible rash
Ot or cold (if it’s Yorkshire sepsis)
Under the weather (probably)
Not having a wee
Definitely didn’t have a wee
It’s tricky to breathe
Not fancying your tea (dinner for southerners)
Grey, blue or blotchy skin
October 1, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Challenge accepted, Bex:
Absolutely worn out
Seizure
Terrible rash
Ot or cold (if it’s Yorkshire sepsis)
Under the weather (probably)
Not having a wee
Definitely didn’t have a wee
It’s tricky to breathe
Not fancying your tea (dinner for southerners)
Grey, blue or blotchy skin
Absolutely worn out
Seizure
Terrible rash
Ot or cold (if it’s Yorkshire sepsis)
Under the weather (probably)
Not having a wee
Definitely didn’t have a wee
It’s tricky to breathe
Not fancying your tea (dinner for southerners)
Grey, blue or blotchy skin
Mark Feehily of Westlife sues surgeon after weight loss surgery allegedly caused sepsis
www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/m...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/m...
Westlife's Mark Feehily sues over health issues post-surgery
Westlife singer Mark Feehily has filed a High Court claim over complications after weight-loss surgery, with the surgeon denying negligence.
www.thepinknews.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Mark Feehily of Westlife sues surgeon after weight loss surgery allegedly caused sepsis
www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/m...
www.thepinknews.com/2026/09/28/m...
Mahmoud is slowly dying to Sepsis while his daughters are sick and hungry...
Please help their mother and wife afford medicine and food.
Please help their mother and wife afford medicine and food.
🆘 Mahmoud is slowly dying. My daughters are sick. We have no food, no medicine, and no safe place to stay.
Every day, I tell my daughters that tomorrow might be better.
But I don’t know how many tomorrows we have left.
Please, donate and share. You are our last hope.💔😭
chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Every day, I tell my daughters that tomorrow might be better.
But I don’t know how many tomorrows we have left.
Please, donate and share. You are our last hope.💔😭
chuffed.org/project/omsh...
October 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Mahmoud is slowly dying to Sepsis while his daughters are sick and hungry...
Please help their mother and wife afford medicine and food.
Please help their mother and wife afford medicine and food.
S = shitting hell you've got sepsis mate
October 1, 2026 at 11:44 AM
S = shitting hell you've got sepsis mate
Honestly might remember it better for the daftness.
My auld lad had a bout of sepsis a while back (fine since, thankfully!), and I can confirm the shivering was extreme. We had no idea at the time it was an indicator.
My auld lad had a bout of sepsis a while back (fine since, thankfully!), and I can confirm the shivering was extreme. We had no idea at the time it was an indicator.
October 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Honestly might remember it better for the daftness.
My auld lad had a bout of sepsis a while back (fine since, thankfully!), and I can confirm the shivering was extreme. We had no idea at the time it was an indicator.
My auld lad had a bout of sepsis a while back (fine since, thankfully!), and I can confirm the shivering was extreme. We had no idea at the time it was an indicator.