Serial killers.
NEW: A 28-year-old man died Tuesday morning following an encounter with Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations agents in St. Augustine, marking the third death involving ICE in a week.
Man dies during immigration encounter in Florida, the third ICE-involved death in a week
Third ICE-involved death in a week confirmed after fatal St. Augustine crash during joint agency operation. National outrage grows over enforcement and deaths
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July 14, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Serial killers.
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that."
Serial Killer:
Serial Killer:
September 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that."
Serial Killer:
Serial Killer:
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already
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April 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
"Re: Serial Experiments" Reveal Trailer (Lain fan game)
September 29, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"Re: Serial Experiments" Reveal Trailer (Lain fan game)
Breaking: Serial liar lies again
March 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Breaking: Serial liar lies again
Republicans enthusiastically made a serial adulterer, a serial sexual abuser of women, a rapist, and very likely a pedophile a United States President. Fuck off.
July 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Republicans enthusiastically made a serial adulterer, a serial sexual abuser of women, a rapist, and very likely a pedophile a United States President. Fuck off.
The serial lying liar lied. Quelle surprise!
June 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
The serial lying liar lied. Quelle surprise!
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
October 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
The news should be covering ICE like a serial killer on the loose
I don’t think it’s good that ICE is on a murder spree
July 14, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The news should be covering ICE like a serial killer on the loose
She called it. The media blew it by letting a serial liar off the hook
October 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
She called it. The media blew it by letting a serial liar off the hook
Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already https://theonion.com/serial-killer-could-have-sworn-he-killed-that-guy-already/
April 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already https://theonion.com/serial-killer-could-have-sworn-he-killed-that-guy-already/
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
Today I’m proposing a ban on assault rifles, high-capacity magazines, binary triggers, firearms without serial numbers, and more.
February 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Today I’m proposing a ban on assault rifles, high-capacity magazines, binary triggers, firearms without serial numbers, and more.
There's 1000 percent some serial killer somewhere pretending to be ICE to abduct their victims right now.
July 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
There's 1000 percent some serial killer somewhere pretending to be ICE to abduct their victims right now.
Regular old murderer expresses disgust for serial killer
July 8, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Regular old murderer expresses disgust for serial killer
It's sad, disappointing and dangerous that some people still support this incompetent felon and serial liar.
August 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's sad, disappointing and dangerous that some people still support this incompetent felon and serial liar.
There are serial killers and then there are serial killers, but RFK Jr. is out to kill us all.
June 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There are serial killers and then there are serial killers, but RFK Jr. is out to kill us all.
So the Trump FBI has let a serial killer get away
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So the Trump FBI has let a serial killer get away
C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"
March 25, 2026 at 2:22 PM
C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"
i appreciate that one of the narrative conceits of the new scream movies is that the children of a serial killer inherits the serial killer instinct to stab like some kind of superpowered mutation
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
i appreciate that one of the narrative conceits of the new scream movies is that the children of a serial killer inherits the serial killer instinct to stab like some kind of superpowered mutation