#SharkWatch at Loop Head

y’all omfg i just bought the cutest sharkwatch on ebay let’s hope it can fit my wrist

@fergoe.blacksky.app is this my cue to come visit for a game and a sharkwatch?

Kill or net sharks? No, we tend not to. Maybe years ago. If you have recent examples, I'd like to see them. One current solution is to tag sharks and have beacons at beaches that pick up the tags. We also have a 'Sharkwatch' phone app that warns if sharks have been seen nearby.

1. It falsely detects a child as a shark & kills them
2. The security on the app is so bad all of Amity's private info is leaked & half the residents credit ratings plummet
3. SharkWatch inserts ads projected over the beach
4. The company crashes and burns, leaving Amity with defunct equipment /2

Afterward, follow it up the The Last Shark, a Jaws ripoff so blatant, Universal sued to keep it out of American theaters and tanked its studio.

That said, if you need to get that Jaws fix...might I suggest the Rifftrax edition of The Last Shark? An Italian movie knock-off of Jaws that features Vic Morrow doing his own version of Quint https://youtu.be/qrd0l2-sDC8

Officials are deploying drones to monitor coastal waters, proactively scanning the sky and shore for potential shark sightings to protect beachgoers.

#SharkWatch #DroneSafety #OceanSafety

Sharkwatch: Οι «Φευ…Γάτοι» στο Ρεθεμνιώτικο Καρναβάλι 2025!
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@dinamousa #sharkwatch

If Jaws came out today, there'd be a techbro character promising that with the SharkWatch App + a few drones, the beaches could be kept safe. About a week later: /1

This, by @b0yle , is one of the better articles I've read about the global #shark fin trade http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sharkwatch/how-shark-fin-soup-turning-sour-why-thats-sweet-us-n158476 (1/2(

.@IanFisheries @NerdyChristie Did you see this great NBC news article about "lost sharks?" http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sharkwatch/lost-sharks-fade-away-while-great-whites-grab-spotlight-n155661

For each of the last ten years, there has been at least one shark in a Super Bowl commercial.

Join me for SharkWatch 2023.