"Did you hear about the crustacean who was accused of promoting his own shelfish interests?"
May 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"Did you hear about the crustacean who was accused of promoting his own shelfish interests?"
These tariffs just wouldn't be happening if the EU wasn't so ... shelfish.
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February 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These tariffs just wouldn't be happening if the EU wasn't so ... shelfish.
www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...
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You can barely see the athletes in the background. Such Shelfish Shits!
April 22, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You can barely see the athletes in the background. Such Shelfish Shits!
Yeah, good point on that. The type of guy who has a dictionary, Atlas Shrugged, and The Shelfish Gene.
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Yeah, good point on that. The type of guy who has a dictionary, Atlas Shrugged, and The Shelfish Gene.
I dunno, Jan. Taking all this credit yourself? That's pretty shelfish.
September 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I dunno, Jan. Taking all this credit yourself? That's pretty shelfish.
Do you know why oysters don’t donate money to charity ?
It’s because they are shelfish
It’s because they are shelfish
April 22, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Do you know why oysters don’t donate money to charity ?
It’s because they are shelfish
It’s because they are shelfish
Perhaps we were being too shelfish all this time
muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
ALT: muppet fozzie bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a hat and tie .
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April 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Perhaps we were being too shelfish all this time
I could never loan my books, way too afraid someone might damage them. Some will say I am shelfish, and I willingly agree.
October 30, 2023 at 2:31 PM
I could never loan my books, way too afraid someone might damage them. Some will say I am shelfish, and I willingly agree.
Good call about the Foxhunting, otherwise he'd have been a shelfish bastard.
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Good call about the Foxhunting, otherwise he'd have been a shelfish bastard.
Hopefully its not shelfish
January 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hopefully its not shelfish
So shelfish of her.
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
So shelfish of her.
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December 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Studio Shelf Porn. I’m very shelfish.
November 27, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Studio Shelf Porn. I’m very shelfish.
how shelfish of them
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
how shelfish of them
Shelfish or whatever😇
July 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Shelfish or whatever😇
#booksky #publib 💙 📚
#newshelf #shelfish #reader #library #homelibrary #books #horror #crimenoir #southernlit #poetry #artbooks #shelflove
Let the party begin!
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Let the party begin!
January 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#booksky #publib 💙 📚
#newshelf #shelfish #reader #library #homelibrary #books #horror #crimenoir #southernlit #poetry #artbooks #shelflove
Let the party begin!
#newshelf #shelfish #reader #library #homelibrary #books #horror #crimenoir #southernlit #poetry #artbooks #shelflove
Let the party begin!
ikea MOSSLANDA 🤝 shrimp 🤝 an egoisht
being shelfish
being shelfish
May 22, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ikea MOSSLANDA 🤝 shrimp 🤝 an egoisht
being shelfish
being shelfish
Why don't crabs share?
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Because they're shelfish 😂🥁🛎️
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Because they're shelfish 😂🥁🛎️
April 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why don't crabs share?
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Because they're shelfish 😂🥁🛎️
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Because they're shelfish 😂🥁🛎️
Good morning. 🌄
July 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Good morning. 🌄