#ShellOil
Blames ShELLOIL
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
my god is weirdly into SHELLOIL
May 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Even the calculators run out of patience with the SHELLOIL joke.

(Aw yeah, I am THAT old.)
January 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
fell down a rabbit hole of stolen valor videos and i decided that im gonna go ahead and steal some valor. i got a DD-214 that says i served at Gettysburg. my service weapon was a pocket calculator. id flip it upside down and make it say BOOBS and SHELLOIL and the guys really loved it
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Opposite here: if you're as old as I am, you might remember the old calculator trick that gave the answer 71077345, which when turned upside down, was SHELLOIL.

The setup was telling a story about 142, 154, 69 (entered as one number) and then multiplying by 5. (1/2)
May 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Indeed, but don’t tell anyone that I giggled more at SHELLOIL
November 25, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Woo, the little Sharp Elsi-Mate EL-1185 I rescued from the museum at the weekend lives again! Just needed a bit of TLC on the porridge-filled power switch. Fed off the battery leads, then worked out what the power input should be for the adapter.

4.8v centre negative, fact fans.
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I AM A MALE BOOMER.

That means I don’t need my phone 24/7. I am capable of amusing myself by using a TI-30 LED calculator to spell SHELLOIL (71077345) as well as BOOBS (58008).

🤪🤪🤪🤪
August 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
"systemic non payers”.

"In effect they want us to ignore the figures provided by the ATO because they really hate that it shows they paid no tax.” #auspol #ShellOil #lies
April 22, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I was going to say why not shelloil but realized it wouldn't fit.
September 23, 2023 at 7:15 PM
SHELLOIL
August 16, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I don’t know whether to be amused or not that this post got more traction than the original that just says SHELLOIL.
February 13, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Shelloil 🤣 I remember that and boobless
April 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Then you can do hellhole or shelloil.
May 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
SHELLOIL makes a surprisingly great lube, should your distraction continue.
June 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I must have been the lame one spelling out: ShellOil.
March 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#Venezuela will not produce any usable oil for 5-10 yrs!

REPORT TRUTH @wsj.com @cnbc.com @kaitlancollins.bsky.social @cnn.com @ms.now @stephruhle.bsky.social @steverattner.bsky.social @velshi.com

While @mark-carney.bsky.social signed a $16.5 BILLION deal w #ShellOil that produces now!
September 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
#Venezuela will not produce any usable oil for 5-10 yrs!

REPORT TRUTH @wsj.com @cnbc.com @kaitlancollins.bsky.social @cnn.com @ms.now @stephruhle.bsky.social @steverattner.bsky.social @velshi.com

While @mark-carney.bsky.social signed a $16.5 BILLION deal w #ShellOil that produces now!
US Vice President JD Vance: “The way that we control Venezuela is we control the purse strings.

“We control the energy resources, and we tell the regime, you're allowed to sell the oil so long as you serve America's national interest.”
September 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
When the only words we were allowed to make by turning our calculators upside down were "hello, Boobies and Shelloil" it should have been a warning about the future
November 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
IRAN WAR FAILURE
Trump is plainly called out on failed campaign that created our current oil crisis. Bullying a journalist with delusions doesn’t change facts. #ineptitude
#inflation #delusion @ShellOil @bp_America @aramco @exxonmobil @RapidResponse47
www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...
Trump Brawls David Sanger Over Nuke Deal, Enriched Uranium
Trump brawled New York Time Correspondent David Sanger aboard Air Force One over the Iran nuclear deal, former President Barack Obama, and "nuclear dust."
www.mediaite.com
May 15, 2026 at 8:18 PM
FOREVER WARS ARE COSTLY
Trump famously spends money that’s not his, until it’s entirely gone, or the project implodes. #inflation #OilCrisis @exxonmobil @ShellOil @aramco @RapidResponse47
thehill.com/policy/defen...
Navy admiral: Epic Fury could force tough cuts, personnel problems by July
Naval Operations Chief Adm. Daryl Caudle said Thursday that without supplemental funding for the U.S. war in Iran, he will have to implement cuts in training, routine operations and personnel …
thehill.com
May 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Here’s one you haven’t seen before…#Petrofuture of the south of #Ireland. The past morphs into a vision of the far future.

66m sea level rise on a vintage #ShellOil map.

https://
youtu.be/gi36xlgEoik
Petrofuture Ireland--South
YouTube video by Conspiracy of Cartographers
youtu.be
June 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Yep and “SHELLOIL”

Ugh
😩 7710773..

Dunno what H was 😂
November 28, 2024 at 11:07 PM