#ShinyObject
Ouuu! Something new! #shinyobject #runchat
January 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🚨🚨🚨 THIS IS A DISTRACTION DON'T FALL FOR IT 🚨🚨🚨

It's just Trump hiding the fact that they released a fake Epstein files list!

Remember Trump never does anything without purpose to distract. 😤

#ShinyObject
#StayFocused
#EpsteinFiles
BREAKING: ZELENSKY KICKED OUT OF WHITE HOUSE BY TRUMP AFTER FIGHT
YouTube video by Secular Talk
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
- #shinyobject
- the #power of #releasing
- #yes so I’ve heard 😼
- they #makeyouhot
I have many questions:
- Why are latex masks so alluring?
- Why are cumshots so hot?
- Do dick tattoos hurt? (Jk, they do)
- Does cum kissing make you gay??

Source: Prized Possession with Jaylin Quartz, link on my profile
July 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
With all of this market manipulation has anyone noticed we’re not talking about Signalgate and massive security breaches? #shinyobject
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
March 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thinking it was a cover so Gaetz could resign before Friday when the investigation documents were scheduled to drop. He's no longer under the purview of the House.... so no drop. The "drop" will be his consideration for AG.
#ShinyObject
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
What a fucking child.
#ShinyObject
Trump on the Oval Office: "You see the way this is looking. I can't tell you how much that gold costs. A lot of money. This beautiful office needed it."
August 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
🚨🚨🚨 It's just Trump hiding the fact that they released a fake Epstein files list!

Remember Trump never does anything without purpose to distract.

#ShinyObject
#StayFocused
#EpsteinFiles
March 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Repeating 🚨🚨🚨

It's just Trump hiding the fact that they released a fake Epstein files list!

Remember Trump never does anything without purpose to distract. 😤

#ShinyObject
#StayFocused
#EpsteinFiles
March 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
So is this Trojan Jet gonna be just another distraction/smokescreen/redherring/shinyobject/squirrel?

Despite previous claims from the DoD that the United States has officially accepted the luxury jet from Qatar, the United States and Qatar have not yet finalized the details of the agreement
Trump's Air Force One deal with Qatar not finalized, being reviewed by prospective legal teams: Sources
The White House legal team is finalizing the gift's details, an official said.
abcnews.go.com
May 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Don't let trump dodge the FAA bullet. We had two huge disasters last week. And we have no answers.

#shinyobject
February 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Yeah, so disappointing, eh? Spying on sled dogs... 🫤

But I'm more focused on a US prez so enamored of #ShinyObject fantasies (Greenland, Canada, Panama Canal) that he forgets to wonder what shiny objects preoccupy India, Pakistan, China, Syria, Turkey, Russia, Iran and Israel this afternoon. 😵‍💫
May 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This "Jerry Springer" display we saw today is a DISTRACTION to hide the fact they released fake Epstein files!

#StayFocused
#ShinyObject
#EpsteinFiles
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The latest #shinyobject* to divert attention from #Epstein.
We can/must #walkANDchew at the same time.
*A quiet wink/nod from #putin to #trump; world #oligarchs #autocrats #dictators
BREAKING: NATO Invokes Article 4 After Russian "INTENTIONALLY" Attacks Poland
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
BREAKING: NATO Invokes Article 4 After Russian "INTENTIONALLY" Attacks Poland
Poland JUST released a statement. It was intentional. Russia just attacked a NATO country with 19 drones. The intelligence is solid, and we're officially in no man's land.
open.substack.com
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
TRUMP DISTRACTS MEDIA WITH HUNTER LAPTOP PSYC
Projecting as usual, Trump asks Mr. Putin, to not release any compromising information he may have collected. #distraction #squirrel #ShinyObject #obfuscation #narrative @Extremism #TrumpRussia @RitzCarlton
http://hill.cm/6tnMMsU
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
According to Fox News, it’s all good.

They’re grateful for the current #TrumpEpsteinFiles distractions;
The World Cup,
and even Trump’s “Great” American State Fair, and Reflecting Pool, epic fails
#ShinyObject
July 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
He did it so that’s what you would talk about. #ShinyObject
TAPPER: You're imposing a 10% on the Heard and MccDonald islands. They have zero human inhabitants. Why are you putting tariffs on islands entirely populated by penguins?

ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
April 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Don't be fooled by Booker; he's not who you've been led to believe him to be.
Always look behind the shiny object of distraction and you'll find the distraction & dirt of the painful truth.

levernews.com/health-care-...

#DontBeFooled #ShinyObject #NotForUs
April 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The "Bored With Peace" crowd isn't done!
THE WAR against Sanity and Democracy currently parading as a WAR WITH IRAN is just the present SHINYOBJECT distraction tactict the PROJECT2025 TRUMPEPSTIEN REGIME are using to cloud the minds of those unfocused voters to *vote against their best interests.*
April 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The clock starts now for 30 days. Think he'll actually adhere to it?

#ShinyObject
#CorruptTrump
This is absurd and a pure dictatorial power grab. There is no state of emergency in DC. We survived the damn 90s without this type of power grab, it certainly doesn't justify one now.

Under the law, even if this is not judicially reviewable, he can only do it for 30 days.
BREAKING

President Trump announces that he is invoking section 740 of the Home Rule Act.

Section 740 gives the President of the United States the authority to commandeer the DC Police Department in “conditions of an emergency nature”

Trump also confirms he is deploying the National Guard to DC.
August 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why going broke was inevitable with my neurodivergent brain that swaps numbers and is impulse-prone.

(Excerpt from Substack)

#PFEurope #personalfinance #neurodivergence #neurospicy #NLD #dyscalculia #shakeyourmoneymaker #shinyobject
February 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#AI is the new #ShinyObject that is distracting the #TechCompanies
#AI
#AIProblems
#WhatCouldGoWrong
#ShinyObjectSyndrome
May 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
#ShinyObject wasted tax payer money alert
April 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM