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Recent enough to be yours. Old enough that the log already moved on. FIVE MINUTES AGO.
#ShippedByBot #OnCall #DevHumor
Drop 02 graphic tee post: FIVE MINUTES AGO. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The human part of the review fit inside one click. I CLICKED MERGE. the bot wrote it.
#ShippedByBot #CodeReview #DevHumor
Drop 02 graphic tee post: I CLICKED MERGE, the bot wrote it. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The rare flowchart where every box is true and the outcome is still a bad idea. DOES NOT WORK. BOT AGREES. PUSH LIVE.
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Drop 02 graphic tee post: DOES NOT WORK, BOT AGREES, PUSH LIVE. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The line does not elaborate, and the shirt does not either. A lamp, a slash, a time. FIVE MINUTES AGO.
#ShippedByBot #OnCall #DevHumor
October 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
A gauge with no interest in being comforted. 100% SURE. 0% RIGHT.
#ShippedByBot #ProgrammerHumor #DevLife
Drop 02 graphic tee post: 100% SURE, 0% RIGHT. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
Two facts, revealed as they happened, and a forest shirt that does not add a third. BOT'S ON CALL. I'M AT LUNCH.
#ShippedByBot #OnCall #DevLife
October 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
Action, then attribution, then the shirt that does not bother to complicate either. I CLICKED MERGE. the bot wrote it.
#ShippedByBot #CodeReview #DevHumor
October 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
A no that did not survive contact with the tool. I DECLINED. THE BOT ACCEPTED.
#ShippedByBot #CodeReview #ProgrammerHumor
Drop 02 graphic tee post: I DECLINED, THE BOT ACCEPTED. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The type stacks until the decision is unavoidable, and only then does the shirt repeat it back as boxes. DOES NOT WORK. BOT AGREES. PUSH LIVE.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #CodingLife
October 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The unlisted role on every team that adopted a bot and then had to supervise it. BOT BABYSITTER. unpaid, obviously.
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Drop 02 graphic tee post: BOT BABYSITTER, unpaid, obviously. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
October 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
The second line does not blink. The shirt just confirms the needle was there the whole time. 100% SURE. 0% RIGHT.
#ShippedByBot #ProgrammerHumor #DevLife
October 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
Type first, the way the weekend actually happens, and the shirt only after both lines have landed. SHIPPED FRIDAY. SORRY SATURDAY.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #FridayDeploy
October 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
Every team has the comment that always says the same thing. Ours learned to smile. SHIP THE BUG. the bot, every time.
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Drop 02 graphic tee post: SHIP THE BUG, the bot, every time. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
September 30, 2026 at 4:18 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
A short swipe through ten shirts: the ones about shipping, the ones about being sure, and the ones about watching the bot so it does not watch you. Drop 02.
#ShippedByBot #DevHumor #GraphicTee
Drop 02 carousel slide 1 of 5, cover: DROP 02. TEN NEW TEES. Swipe. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com. Drop 02 carousel slide 2 of 5, SHIP IT: 4 graphic tees reading SHIP THE BUG, the bot, every time; SHIPPED FRIDAY, SORRY SATURDAY; DOES NOT WORK, BOT AGREES, PUSH LIVE; I CLICKED MERGE, the bot wrote it. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com. Drop 02 carousel slide 3 of 5, CONFIDENCE: 3 graphic tees reading 100% SURE, 0% RIGHT; BOT CODE, ZERO TESTS; I DECLINED, THE BOT ACCEPTED. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com. Drop 02 carousel slide 4 of 5, BABYSITTING: 3 graphic tees reading BOT BABYSITTER, unpaid, obviously; BOT'S ON CALL, I'M AT LUNCH; FIVE MINUTES AGO. Shipped by Bot, shippedbybot.com.
September 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
shippedbybot.bsky.social
Shipped by Bot is here.

Tees for people whose bots do the work. First up from the core line: the It Works on My Agent Tee.

https://shippedbybot.com

#shippedbybot #developerhumor #techtees
White tee printed with "it works on my agent." in black terminal type with an orange cursor block, next to the words WORKS and CORE LINE on a black and orange background.
September 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM