May 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
August 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 2, 2024 at 4:40 AM
May 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
"Do I look fancy?" #ShitMyKidSays as he waggles his eyebrows at me adjusting a bowtie sticker on his PJs...
December 13, 2024 at 1:51 AM
"Do I look fancy?" #ShitMyKidSays as he waggles his eyebrows at me adjusting a bowtie sticker on his PJs...
February 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
#shitmykidsays
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#shitmykidsays
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
Me: "I gonna play the game where I cry about robots."
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me: "I gonna play the game where I cry about robots."
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
November 9, 2024 at 10:30 PM
In other kid news, he just said "I don't need Mama anymore - I'm an axolotl."
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In other kid news, he just said "I don't need Mama anymore - I'm an axolotl."
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
January 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bug- "How do they even have strawberry milk?"
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Bug- "How do they even have strawberry milk?"
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
May 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My kid is disappointed that the new #Pope isn't "#Pizzaballa", due to his funny name.
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My kid is disappointed that the new #Pope isn't "#Pizzaballa", due to his funny name.
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
June 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My 9yrOld: “One-maca, Two-maca, Three-macarena… Heeeeeeeyyyy macarena!” 🎶 🪇 🎵
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
April 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My 9yrOld: “One-maca, Two-maca, Three-macarena… Heeeeeeeyyyy macarena!” 🎶 🪇 🎵
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
April 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
August 8, 2024 at 12:28 AM
December 15, 2023 at 10:36 PM
April 20, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Kid: “Why would anyone want to be bald like Caillou?”
Me: “I think Caillou has cancer.”
Kid: “Good.”
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
Me: “I think Caillou has cancer.”
Kid: “Good.”
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
November 30, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Kid: “Why would anyone want to be bald like Caillou?”
Me: “I think Caillou has cancer.”
Kid: “Good.”
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
Me: “I think Caillou has cancer.”
Kid: “Good.”
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
"What's the name of that one game? The one with the depressed robots that are also lesbians?"
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
December 31, 2024 at 5:48 AM
"What's the name of that one game? The one with the depressed robots that are also lesbians?"
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
"You're all a bunch of tired, facebook moms, with AI-generated profile pictures! You all have the same vibe!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#ShitMyKidSays
April 18, 2024 at 7:26 PM
"You're all a bunch of tired, facebook moms, with AI-generated profile pictures! You all have the same vibe!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#ShitMyKidSays
Kid: “If there’s a way in, it’s not closed.” (Concerning a gated area at the zoo)
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Kid: “If there’s a way in, it’s not closed.” (Concerning a gated area at the zoo)
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitmykidsays #kidssaythedarndestthings
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM