May 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
My 9yrOld: “One-maca, Two-maca, Three-macarena… Heeeeeeeyyyy macarena!” 🎶 🪇 🎵
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
April 25, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My 9yrOld: “One-maca, Two-maca, Three-macarena… Heeeeeeeyyyy macarena!” 🎶 🪇 🎵
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
#ShitMyKidSays #LifeWithLittles
the MOST 11yrOld thing I’ve heard today… or possibly ever:
my son comes is heading upstairs, mumbling something I couldn’t understand until, “I swear on my buttcrack”, before the bathroom door closes.
#ShitMyKidSays
my son comes is heading upstairs, mumbling something I couldn’t understand until, “I swear on my buttcrack”, before the bathroom door closes.
#ShitMyKidSays
February 20, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the MOST 11yrOld thing I’ve heard today… or possibly ever:
my son comes is heading upstairs, mumbling something I couldn’t understand until, “I swear on my buttcrack”, before the bathroom door closes.
#ShitMyKidSays
my son comes is heading upstairs, mumbling something I couldn’t understand until, “I swear on my buttcrack”, before the bathroom door closes.
#ShitMyKidSays
"This game is just monster hunter, if the definition of 'monster' was a little more lenient." -H, playing BloodBorne
#ShitMyKidSays
#ShitMyKidSays
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"This game is just monster hunter, if the definition of 'monster' was a little more lenient." -H, playing BloodBorne
#ShitMyKidSays
#ShitMyKidSays
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
September 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
August 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
#goodbaby
#badbaby
#kids
#parenting
#funnykids
#toddlers
#shitmykidsays
#kidvideos
I watch old videos of my kids all of the time. They crack me up 😂
#badbaby
#kids
#parenting
#funnykids
#toddlers
#shitmykidsays
#kidvideos
I watch old videos of my kids all of the time. They crack me up 😂
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#goodbaby
#badbaby
#kids
#parenting
#funnykids
#toddlers
#shitmykidsays
#kidvideos
I watch old videos of my kids all of the time. They crack me up 😂
#badbaby
#kids
#parenting
#funnykids
#toddlers
#shitmykidsays
#kidvideos
I watch old videos of my kids all of the time. They crack me up 😂
My kid, looking at me with disdain; "Is that your only clean shirt?"
Me: "No, it's one of my favourite shirts."
Kid, eyeing me warily; "Ok.."
Well, it WAS one of my favourite shirts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #neveradullmoment #parenting
Me: "No, it's one of my favourite shirts."
Kid, eyeing me warily; "Ok.."
Well, it WAS one of my favourite shirts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #neveradullmoment #parenting
August 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My kid, looking at me with disdain; "Is that your only clean shirt?"
Me: "No, it's one of my favourite shirts."
Kid, eyeing me warily; "Ok.."
Well, it WAS one of my favourite shirts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #neveradullmoment #parenting
Me: "No, it's one of my favourite shirts."
Kid, eyeing me warily; "Ok.."
Well, it WAS one of my favourite shirts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #neveradullmoment #parenting
My kid: "When am I getting new stuff(supplies) for school this year?"
Me: "About mid-August, I have to wait to get a list from your teacher."
Kid:"Ugh..I hope it isn't all replaced with Halloween stuff by then."
..she's got a point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@powerword
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #parenting
Me: "About mid-August, I have to wait to get a list from your teacher."
Kid:"Ugh..I hope it isn't all replaced with Halloween stuff by then."
..she's got a point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@powerword
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #parenting
July 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My kid: "When am I getting new stuff(supplies) for school this year?"
Me: "About mid-August, I have to wait to get a list from your teacher."
Kid:"Ugh..I hope it isn't all replaced with Halloween stuff by then."
..she's got a point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@powerword
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #parenting
Me: "About mid-August, I have to wait to get a list from your teacher."
Kid:"Ugh..I hope it isn't all replaced with Halloween stuff by then."
..she's got a point.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@powerword
#shitmykidsays #neurospicylife #parenting
June 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Me: "I gonna play the game where I cry about robots."
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Me: "I gonna play the game where I cry about robots."
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
H: "Signalis?"
"Less lesbians"
"Detroit: Become Human?"
"... Less David Cage"
"Oh, YoRHa?"
#shitmykidsays
May 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My kid is disappointed that the new #Pope isn't "#Pizzaballa", due to his funny name.
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My kid is disappointed that the new #Pope isn't "#Pizzaballa", due to his funny name.
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
I had to explain to her what a pope is.
She's befuddled on what he actually does. I think we all are.
Sorry, Mom, I guess all that Catholic school tuition went to waste.😂
#habemuspapum #exatholics #shitmykidsays
May 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
April 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In other kid news, he just said "I don't need Mama anymore - I'm an axolotl."
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In other kid news, he just said "I don't need Mama anymore - I'm an axolotl."
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
#thisis3 #threenager #shitmykidsays
February 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Six year-old: "You know what I like better than TV?"
Me: "No, what?"
Her: "I'll give you a hint. It starts with 'R' and ends with 'T'."
Me: "Um... 'Rent'?"
Her: "No, art!"
#shitmykidsays
Me: "No, what?"
Her: "I'll give you a hint. It starts with 'R' and ends with 'T'."
Me: "Um... 'Rent'?"
Her: "No, art!"
#shitmykidsays
February 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Six year-old: "You know what I like better than TV?"
Me: "No, what?"
Her: "I'll give you a hint. It starts with 'R' and ends with 'T'."
Me: "Um... 'Rent'?"
Her: "No, art!"
#shitmykidsays
Me: "No, what?"
Her: "I'll give you a hint. It starts with 'R' and ends with 'T'."
Me: "Um... 'Rent'?"
Her: "No, art!"
#shitmykidsays
January 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
#shitmykidsays
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
January 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
#shitmykidsays
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
T.: *annoyed* Mama, why do you and Papa have to be so stupidly in love?
Me: *breaks out into laughter*
@xandre667.bsky.social: Well, because Mama is awesome and beautiful and funny...
T.: Yeah, but I asked Mama.
#parenting
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"What's the name of that one game? The one with the depressed robots that are also lesbians?"
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
December 31, 2024 at 5:48 AM
"What's the name of that one game? The one with the depressed robots that are also lesbians?"
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
"SIGNALIS?"
"That's the one!!"
#ShitMyKidSays
Bug- "Two turtle doves and a cartridge in a bear tree!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#MerryChristmas
#TwelveDaysofChristmas
#ShitMyKidSays
#MerryChristmas
#TwelveDaysofChristmas
December 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Bug- "Two turtle doves and a cartridge in a bear tree!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#MerryChristmas
#TwelveDaysofChristmas
#ShitMyKidSays
#MerryChristmas
#TwelveDaysofChristmas
Bug- "How do they even have strawberry milk?"
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Bug- "How do they even have strawberry milk?"
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft
Me- "It's magic."
Bug- "Magic isn't even really real. (Pause) I have a diamond sword!"
#ShitMyKidSays
#Minecraft