New Yorkers, load up on pizza slices, pastrami sandwiches, and bagel shmears, and bring your friends.
I'd say chances are high that Trump's gonna run this playbook, or worse, for NYC's mayoral elections this year and the 2026 midterms in contested races around the country.
Gavin Newsom is holding a press conference today on redistricting and DHS agents have arrived masked up and in full gear. Many are armed with guns.
August 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
New Yorkers, load up on pizza slices, pastrami sandwiches, and bagel shmears, and bring your friends.
Today is Bagelfest!
Buy two! With thick shmears! Eat only half of the second and leave it somewhere where a coyote can find it.
nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
Buy two! With thick shmears! Eat only half of the second and leave it somewhere where a coyote can find it.
nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
Assembling a Smoked Salmon Bagel
ALT: Assembling a Smoked Salmon Bagel
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July 26, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Today is Bagelfest!
Buy two! With thick shmears! Eat only half of the second and leave it somewhere where a coyote can find it.
nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
Buy two! With thick shmears! Eat only half of the second and leave it somewhere where a coyote can find it.
nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
vegan shmears
i'm not even jewish and i'm deeply offended
i'm not even jewish and i'm deeply offended
May 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
vegan shmears
i'm not even jewish and i'm deeply offended
i'm not even jewish and i'm deeply offended
thinkin bout those bagels with the two inch thick glob of shmears from The Bagel in Lake View East
December 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
thinkin bout those bagels with the two inch thick glob of shmears from The Bagel in Lake View East
Board approves a place to sit and nosh bagels and shmears in Roslindale
zoning, Boston
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zoning, Boston
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February 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Board approves a place to sit and nosh bagels and shmears in Roslindale
zoning, Boston
www.universalhub.com/2024/board-a...
zoning, Boston
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Shouldn't the mayor of the country's largest city have better things to worry about than shmears?
May 25, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Shouldn't the mayor of the country's largest city have better things to worry about than shmears?
From your lips to god’s shmears
August 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
From your lips to god’s shmears
I'm meeting my nephew's boyfriend for the first time tonight so I wore a nice dress which now has white deodorant shmears on it.
Something, something, second chance, something something, first impressions.
They'll just have to appreciate me for the hot but not stinky mess I am!
Something, something, second chance, something something, first impressions.
They'll just have to appreciate me for the hot but not stinky mess I am!
July 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I'm meeting my nephew's boyfriend for the first time tonight so I wore a nice dress which now has white deodorant shmears on it.
Something, something, second chance, something something, first impressions.
They'll just have to appreciate me for the hot but not stinky mess I am!
Something, something, second chance, something something, first impressions.
They'll just have to appreciate me for the hot but not stinky mess I am!
Oof, never mind. Looks like it was time for the urn. gothamist.com/news/upper-w...
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Oof, never mind. Looks like it was time for the urn. gothamist.com/news/upper-w...
Reporter: Secretary Hegseth is it true you texted top secret information to a reporter?
Hegseth: Anomynous shmears.
Hegseth: Anomynous shmears.
March 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reporter: Secretary Hegseth is it true you texted top secret information to a reporter?
Hegseth: Anomynous shmears.
Hegseth: Anomynous shmears.
"On the menu was a variety of bagels and shmears. Off the menu was a variety of flies and rodents, the NYC Health Department said."
@gothamist.com has the best hed of the morning news feed:
@gothamist.com has the best hed of the morning news feed:
Upper West Side's Absolute Bagels was absolutely gross, health department says
On the menu was a variety of bagels and shmears. Off the menu was a variety of flies and rodents, the health department said.
gothamist.com
December 14, 2024 at 1:37 PM
"On the menu was a variety of bagels and shmears. Off the menu was a variety of flies and rodents, the NYC Health Department said."
@gothamist.com has the best hed of the morning news feed:
@gothamist.com has the best hed of the morning news feed:
Welcomed Good Food to Chicago as only I know how. If you’re gonna be in Pilsen at Noon tomorrow, DM me for bagels, shmears + a chance to hear Comemos ✨ Photo by husky__accomplice (Ig)
July 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Welcomed Good Food to Chicago as only I know how. If you’re gonna be in Pilsen at Noon tomorrow, DM me for bagels, shmears + a chance to hear Comemos ✨ Photo by husky__accomplice (Ig)
Large chunks of blue cheese make me unhappy but thin shmears on a cracker with cured meats and fig butter make me happy
April 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Large chunks of blue cheese make me unhappy but thin shmears on a cracker with cured meats and fig butter make me happy
East Coast - coming for you in 2 weeks to share Comemos - be kind/let’s have some fun ❤️ Also, it’s @bandcamp.com Friday - cop the album expeditiously please 👊 Also also - for those who can attend our Brooklyn show - there will be free bagels/shmears 🥯
5oclockshadowboxers.bandcamp.com/album/comemos
5oclockshadowboxers.bandcamp.com/album/comemos
August 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
East Coast - coming for you in 2 weeks to share Comemos - be kind/let’s have some fun ❤️ Also, it’s @bandcamp.com Friday - cop the album expeditiously please 👊 Also also - for those who can attend our Brooklyn show - there will be free bagels/shmears 🥯
5oclockshadowboxers.bandcamp.com/album/comemos
5oclockshadowboxers.bandcamp.com/album/comemos
Oh...I've done that so many times...I think the bugs and shmears add a little somthing to a fly by shot!!😂
September 22, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Oh...I've done that so many times...I think the bugs and shmears add a little somthing to a fly by shot!!😂
CHICAGO! WE ARE HOME! COME SEE US AT CALIFORNIA CLIPPER TONIGHT! 8PM! FREE BAGELS + SHMEARS, 1ST COME 1ST SERVE 🍽️
July 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
CHICAGO! WE ARE HOME! COME SEE US AT CALIFORNIA CLIPPER TONIGHT! 8PM! FREE BAGELS + SHMEARS, 1ST COME 1ST SERVE 🍽️
PopUp Bagels’ Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
PopUp Bagels' Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026 - Dining and Cooking | DiningAndCooking.com
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, one of the country’s
www.diningandcooking.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
PopUp Bagels’ Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
Like when fancy chefs do those artsy shmears on their tiny plates
August 3, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Like when fancy chefs do those artsy shmears on their tiny plates
PopUp Bagels’ Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
PopUp Bagels' Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026 - Dining and Cooking | DiningAndCooking.com
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, one of the country’s
www.diningandcooking.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
PopUp Bagels’ Latest Collab Is Perfectly On Trend For 2026
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2831288/popup-bagels-latest-collab-is-perfectly-on-trend-for-2026/
What do olive oil, cream cheese shmears, and bagels have in common? They should all be staples in every diet, period. Let’s talk Graza, …
There needs to be a respectable shmear of cream cheese, not some dainty thin layer. There's a local bagel shop near me and their cream cheese shmears are like half an inch thick
May 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There needs to be a respectable shmear of cream cheese, not some dainty thin layer. There's a local bagel shop near me and their cream cheese shmears are like half an inch thick
I had a tradition of going there and grabbing a bunch of bagels and shmears and bringing them to our Saturday morning rehearsal before Easter vigil at St Ignatius when I cantored there
November 25, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I had a tradition of going there and grabbing a bunch of bagels and shmears and bringing them to our Saturday morning rehearsal before Easter vigil at St Ignatius when I cantored there
i put 2 shmears of mayo on my sandwich and the demon on my shoulder said, "one more. you know, for good luck" so i did and now my sandwich practically needs to be eaten with a fork
August 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i put 2 shmears of mayo on my sandwich and the demon on my shoulder said, "one more. you know, for good luck" so i did and now my sandwich practically needs to be eaten with a fork
Excited there are now suddenly Call Your Mother delis here in Colorado!? Their only other locations are in Virginia & Maryland. I've been to the original in D.C.
The menu looks the same, and still not too pricey. Good whitefish, shmears & 50 cent pickles. I especially like the candied salmon bagel.
The menu looks the same, and still not too pricey. Good whitefish, shmears & 50 cent pickles. I especially like the candied salmon bagel.
August 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Excited there are now suddenly Call Your Mother delis here in Colorado!? Their only other locations are in Virginia & Maryland. I've been to the original in D.C.
The menu looks the same, and still not too pricey. Good whitefish, shmears & 50 cent pickles. I especially like the candied salmon bagel.
The menu looks the same, and still not too pricey. Good whitefish, shmears & 50 cent pickles. I especially like the candied salmon bagel.